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Lines:
Sorry Patrick, that sucks.
Hope it doesn't cost major bucks.
To replace that thing
that goes under the string.
Just don't kick it in your Chucks.

Patrick:
It's really just fiction, you see
But I'm still grateful, totally
'Cause I've had so much shit
With this thing's hardware bits
It gets me so mad I can't see

Actually I really love the thing, if it didn't shit out on me all the time I wouldn't know anything near as much about the inner workings of guitars as I do now.

ampersandwitch:
You may just find this grotesque,
but I find my polisci prof statuesque.
And though it is sick,
I lust after his body politic,
And want to bend him right over the desk.

 :-D :-D :-D

(you see, because poetry is a form of expression)

Patrick:
in b4 article on Fark

Lines:
To Darryl, from Gabbly.

Darryl, he's one of a kind
He's got a nice behind
But when I proposed
He went OH NOES
And now I'm sorry I pined.

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