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Patrick:
The backup's already been called
And my rhymes will leave you all blueballed
I'm going insane
Like a cat on cocaine
And your rhyme-shits leave me quite appalled

BobJoeJim:
Dear Patrick, I'm posting from work.
These limericks are an excellent perk.
Making otherwise boring
Tasks more worth enjoying
But weak rhymes like yours drive me berserk.

Here there are no shades of grey
I'm the best, there's no more to say
The sharpest mind
Is mine, you'll find,
(And Patrick listens to Coldplay)

Peet:
Joe's been too long on the net
It is my unending regret
That since Hocking's entered
He's shown he's demented
For "quit" does not rhyme with "met"

Sox:
Oh man! Harsh! OUCH
BobJoeJim is clearly no slouch!
Let patrick recover
before giving him another
Here man, rest on my couch.

Amaroq:
The definition of limerick in this thread
Has been oh so mightily twisted
The meter is wretched,
The rhymes are all stretched;
As poets I think we've lost all cred.

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