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HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« on: 20 Mar 2008, 11:46 »

NOW *ANYBODY* CAN MAKE COMICS ON THE INTERNET

I HOPE YOU ENJOY MINE:

http://bitstrips.com/read.php?comic_id=12860&feed=a_x


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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #1 on: 20 Mar 2008, 12:01 »

<object width="480" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://bitstrips.com/swfs/reader.swf?comic_id=12860"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://bitstrips.com/swfs/reader.swf?comic_id=12860" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="400"></embed></object>

<object width="480" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://bitstrips.com/swfs/reader.swf?comic_id=12878"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://bitstrips.com/swfs/reader.swf?comic_id=12878" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="400"></embed></object>

<object width="480" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://bitstrips.com/swfs/reader.swf?comic_id=12873"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://bitstrips.com/swfs/reader.swf?comic_id=12873" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="400"></embed></object>

<object width="480" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://bitstrips.com/swfs/reader.swf?comic_id=12914"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://bitstrips.com/swfs/reader.swf?comic_id=12914" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="400"></embed></object>
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #2 on: 20 Mar 2008, 12:02 »

OH BITSTRIPS

YOUR CODE

IT WORKS SO WELL

SO WELL
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« Reply #3 on: 20 Mar 2008, 12:18 »

<object width="480" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://bitstrips.com/swfs/reader.swf?comic_id=12923"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://bitstrips.com/swfs/reader.swf?comic_id=12923" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="400"></embed></object>

<object width="480" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://bitstrips.com/swfs/reader.swf?comic_id=12950"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://bitstrips.com/swfs/reader.swf?comic_id=12950" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="400"></embed></object>

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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #4 on: 20 Mar 2008, 12:22 »



« Last Edit: 20 Mar 2008, 12:26 by jeph »
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« Reply #5 on: 20 Mar 2008, 12:30 »

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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #6 on: 20 Mar 2008, 12:32 »

OMG Rapey and Future-Rapey are soooo cute together.  Jeph if you make Rapey and Rapist end up together I'm just going to cry and cry and cry
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #7 on: 20 Mar 2008, 12:37 »

Rapey is the next Hannelore.
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #8 on: 20 Mar 2008, 12:38 »

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« Reply #9 on: 20 Mar 2008, 13:08 »

http://www.bitstrips.com/user/6574/

It would seem that this is an imperfect art. I'm selling limited edition prints of my strip, signed, autographed, and dated for 5 each.
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #10 on: 20 Mar 2008, 13:13 »

those are so funny
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« Reply #11 on: 20 Mar 2008, 13:16 »

It seems that if all the people reading this topic vote for our strips, they will become the top rated strips. I thought this might be funny, but then I thought about what it would actually be doing, which is trolling and pissing off people that would use a site like bitstrips.
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« Reply #12 on: 20 Mar 2008, 13:23 »

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« Reply #13 on: 20 Mar 2008, 13:35 »

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« Reply #14 on: 20 Mar 2008, 13:48 »

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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #15 on: 20 Mar 2008, 14:18 »

I am filled with disgust for the world and the human race.
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #16 on: 20 Mar 2008, 14:56 »

Cory did what I wanted to but couldn't.

Jeph to be honest you could learn a lot from these.
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #17 on: 20 Mar 2008, 15:04 »

Tommy's is hilarious.

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« Reply #18 on: 20 Mar 2008, 15:19 »

I am sexually attracted to the badly-drawn two dimensional character in your webcomic.

« Last Edit: 20 Mar 2008, 15:36 by öde »
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« Reply #19 on: 20 Mar 2008, 15:38 »

That is fucking amazing.
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #20 on: 20 Mar 2008, 16:43 »

it's already a thing. this thread has made sure of that.
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #21 on: 20 Mar 2008, 17:06 »

I for one want to know what Harry does on the beach.

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« Reply #22 on: 20 Mar 2008, 17:14 »

I don't know about you guys, but this is fucking brilliant.

I have not laughed so hard in a thread in so long, I can't even tell you.

Good god, it's glorious.  I AM GOING TO MAKE ONE.  Eventually.
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« Reply #23 on: 20 Mar 2008, 17:21 »

Once you've got the hang of it, you can make better looking comics than about 75% of the ones already out there on the net.

How do I stop the characters from randomly disappearing?
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« Reply #24 on: 20 Mar 2008, 18:48 »

Adam needs an Eve.

Also the first ones in this thread reminded me an awful lot of Morning Glory Comics.
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« Reply #25 on: 20 Mar 2008, 18:57 »

I think Patrick just asked to be written into Tommy's comic...
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« Reply #26 on: 20 Mar 2008, 19:00 »

No way in hell, that character looks like my dad.
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« Reply #27 on: 20 Mar 2008, 19:01 »

Look at what you said on the internet, Pat.
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« Reply #28 on: 20 Mar 2008, 19:21 »

...touch
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« Reply #29 on: 20 Mar 2008, 19:36 »

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« Reply #30 on: 20 Mar 2008, 22:05 »

I had to do one:

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« Reply #31 on: 20 Mar 2008, 23:15 »

This thread is seriously like Jerkcity: Bitstrips edition.
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« Reply #34 on: 21 Mar 2008, 06:44 »

Oh man, this thread makes me happy.

« Last Edit: 21 Mar 2008, 07:13 by Linds »
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #35 on: 21 Mar 2008, 07:22 »

I am looking forward to the opportunity to call someone a cunting asscock now.
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« Reply #36 on: 21 Mar 2008, 08:10 »



I need to edit the characters, but you get the gist.
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« Reply #37 on: 21 Mar 2008, 08:14 »

Wow. Tommy sure has cleaned up since he appeared in this strip:



Also your Jon looks like Christopher Walken.
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« Reply #38 on: 21 Mar 2008, 08:32 »

Haha, he does. But really, I need to edit all of them. When I am not at work, we shall try Twu Wuv round 2.
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« Reply #39 on: 21 Mar 2008, 08:39 »

....

...there will be...a reckoning...
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« Reply #41 on: 21 Mar 2008, 10:15 »

I need to try harder. (Nice one Jon.)

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« Reply #42 on: 21 Mar 2008, 10:16 »

I had a much meaner one, but upon deciding to ask Gabbly if it came off as too creepy, I decided that if I was so on the fence that I needed to ask Gabbly, it was probably not worth finishing.

Now that Linds has responded, I almost want to post it just to show my awesome Shane.

Edit: So I made a new one

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« Reply #43 on: 21 Mar 2008, 10:35 »

Dude, I am getting a kick out of these, so PM it to me if you don't want to post it.
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« Reply #44 on: 21 Mar 2008, 11:01 »

Linds didn't find it creepy, so here's my original retaliatory strip:

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« Reply #45 on: 21 Mar 2008, 11:09 »

Edit: Nevermind.  Now I just need to figure out how to post the damn thing.



There.  Did I do it right?
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« Reply #46 on: 21 Mar 2008, 11:48 »

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« Reply #47 on: 21 Mar 2008, 12:13 »



 Creamer is a great character.
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« Reply #48 on: 21 Mar 2008, 12:17 »



RAPEY NOOOOOO



SCREW YOU MR. TOUCH WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO RAPEY
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