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« on: 21 Mar 2008, 16:43 »



That is all...
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« Reply #1 on: 21 Mar 2008, 16:50 »

Yes!
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #2 on: 21 Mar 2008, 16:53 »

THIS IS THE FUCKING TITS!
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #3 on: 21 Mar 2008, 16:53 »

i'm workign on counting the level's of wtf in that and failing miserably
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #4 on: 21 Mar 2008, 16:57 »

I cried with joy when I saw it.
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #5 on: 21 Mar 2008, 18:20 »

Fuckin' AWESOME.
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #6 on: 21 Mar 2008, 18:24 »

uh

best thing ever?

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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #7 on: 21 Mar 2008, 19:12 »

I can die happy.
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #8 on: 21 Mar 2008, 19:13 »

who made this

can i be his boy
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« Reply #9 on: 21 Mar 2008, 19:51 »

uh

best thing ever?

y/n: y

This.
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #10 on: 21 Mar 2008, 21:21 »

That is pretty damn sweet.
Though maybe I'm some sort of degenerate, I liked Blood Mountain better.
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #11 on: 21 Mar 2008, 22:35 »

TATS
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #12 on: 22 Mar 2008, 10:53 »

it's from http://www.legorobotcomics.com/ !!!!

EDIT: Link fixed
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #13 on: 22 Mar 2008, 11:00 »

That is pretty damn sweet.
Though maybe I'm some sort of degenerate, I liked Blood Mountain better.
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #14 on: 22 Mar 2008, 11:04 »

That is pretty damn sweet.
Though maybe I'm some sort of degenerate, I liked Blood Mountain better.
-Wilhelm
As did I.

I just love THE WHOLE GODDAMN THING

The early stuff is awesomely badass, although not as subtle and progressive as their later material. Good soundtrack for kicking people's asses though.
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #15 on: 22 Mar 2008, 11:20 »

Fix'd
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« Reply #16 on: 22 Mar 2008, 12:23 »

No word exists in any language to describe how amazing this is.

I wanna rock the fuck out to mastodon now.
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #17 on: 22 Mar 2008, 14:39 »

See that's where you're wrong.

"Heftigt"

I'd like to see a whole comic (MADE IN PAINT!) dedicated to the awesomeness of old Jules Verne and Melville stories. And Mastodon. Of course.
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #18 on: 23 Mar 2008, 11:06 »

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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #19 on: 23 Mar 2008, 11:10 »

that was a vbery good comic lol, it took me along time to like mastadon, foolish as i am i thought they were another one of them shitty grindcore bands all them kids are listenin too these days
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #20 on: 23 Mar 2008, 21:16 »

This comic makes me so happy.
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #21 on: 23 Mar 2008, 23:26 »

Yeah that is essentially the best Mastodon song.

I am kind of terrified of their next album, because now they're all famous and wealthy and shit. IMAGINE THE DRUGS THEY ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #22 on: 24 Mar 2008, 04:02 »

I must admit I think "Hearts Alive" is their best, being the hopeless prog dork that I am.

The next album will kick ass, I am certain.
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #23 on: 24 Mar 2008, 04:07 »

I think that comic just officially made me a Mastadon fan. I've downloaded some of their stuff before but never really listened to it....and now I'm going to.
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« Reply #24 on: 24 Mar 2008, 04:45 »

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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #25 on: 24 Mar 2008, 14:06 »

Yeah that is essentially the best Mastodon song.

I am kind of terrified of their next album, because now they're all famous and wealthy and shit. IMAGINE THE DRUGS THEY ARE DOING RIGHT NOW

It's kinda hard to do anything crazier than DMT.  Only one thing comes to mind, and you can count the amount of people who do it for fun on your fingers and toes.
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« Reply #26 on: 24 Mar 2008, 16:32 »

See that's where you're wrong.

"Heftigt"

I have never been happier to have been corrected. That word is amazing.

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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #27 on: 24 Mar 2008, 17:04 »

guys, i've never listened to Mastodon.

don't you feel compelled to upload one of their albums to the Mediafire thread so as to save me from a Mastodon-less existence?  :-D
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« Reply #28 on: 24 Mar 2008, 17:08 »

Well if you've never heard them you could always look for a music video on youtube. They're big enough for music videos. And I kinda feel like there has to be a Mastodon album in the mediafire thread somewhere if you used the search button. I would upload some myself but I'm not at my home computer and won't be for about another week.
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #29 on: 24 Mar 2008, 17:28 »

Someone did upload Leviathan.  Not sure if it's still up, though.
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« Reply #30 on: 24 Mar 2008, 23:04 »

Their first one, Remission is in there as well, fairly recently. But it's nowhere near their best work.
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« Reply #31 on: 25 Mar 2008, 13:58 »

I'll put up Leviathan if the link isn't working and people want it. I actually used those lyrics from the comic to open a paper on Moby-Dick I wrote kinda recently. My professor was amused after finding out what they're from.
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #32 on: 25 Mar 2008, 14:56 »

the Leviathan link is, in fact, still working. however, it is Sendspace so anyone who wants it should probably get it before it goes bye bye.
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« Reply #33 on: 25 Mar 2008, 22:12 »

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ55keTJTUQ

best

video

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Funnily enough, that was the first Mastodon song I ever heard (courtesy of that very film clip). They didn't play it live when  I saw them though. =/
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #34 on: 26 Mar 2008, 05:03 »

I am rocking the fuck out to the "Remission" album right now. How is it not possible to be awesome when you have a song called CRUSHER DESTROYER opening your debut album?
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #35 on: 29 Mar 2008, 07:05 »

Guys I think Bladecatcher takes the prize for the most psychotic song ever.


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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #36 on: 09 Apr 2008, 01:44 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_0OzA9-4BI&feature=related

Mastodon evaluated by E!'s fashion police. Oh dear god....
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« Reply #37 on: 09 Apr 2008, 01:51 »

I dreamt that I was going to see Mastodon at this years Roskilde Festival. Oh how I cried.
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« Reply #38 on: 09 Apr 2008, 01:56 »

I dreamt that I was going to see Mastodon at this years Roskilde Festival. Oh how I cried.

I'm still hoping. Yes, I am an idiot..


Anyway, here's Brent's side project Fiend Without A Face:

http://www.myspace.com/fiendwithoutafaceband

More proof that this guy is plain' ol' nuts.
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #39 on: 11 Apr 2008, 19:04 »

Mastodon is intense as fuck live even though they bore me on record.

That first post might be the best ever.

That is all.

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« Reply #40 on: 11 Apr 2008, 20:08 »

The comic was really funny. In fact it actually made me want to check out Mastodon.

They are really fucking terrible. I'm sorry guys but you all have awful taste (because apparently I get to decide what is good). Seriously it's just bullshit nu-metal. I tried so hard to like it but they are just a really terrible sounding band. I can only liken them to Lamb of God who also suck so hard it makes my eyes sting.

Luckily the comic is still amusing.
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« Reply #41 on: 11 Apr 2008, 20:12 »

What the fuck.

What do Mastodon have to do with nu-metal?

I mean they have some relation to metalcore and hardcore, yes, but they are not nu-metal in the least.

But they are mostly contemporary trashy sludge metal. Which rocks.

If you don't like them, that's cool. But you're basically wrong. Peace.

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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #42 on: 11 Apr 2008, 20:21 »

while I could understand the Moby Dick concept album being bad, Blood Mountain is a stellar album.
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« Reply #43 on: 11 Apr 2008, 20:24 »

Seriously it's just bullshit nu-metal.

 :?

I'm just totally astounded as to how anyone can logically come to that conclusion.




And Leviathan is in no way conceivably bad.  Take it back.
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #44 on: 11 Apr 2008, 20:46 »

Nu-metal?

Dude, my mind just imploded.
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« Reply #45 on: 11 Apr 2008, 20:57 »

Well it just sounds a lot like bands like Lamb of God, heavier System of a Down stuff, Slipknot, Killswitch Engage (who I would describe as nu-metal) and bands like that. Let's be fair I prefer black metal over all other types of metal and Mastodon obviously isn't my thing. If you guys want to listen to really shit music please go ahead, I'm not going to stop you, I was just really disappointed that after all that hype Mastodon were basically total wank.
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« Reply #46 on: 11 Apr 2008, 21:02 »

Well it just sounds a lot like bands like Lamb of God, heavier System of a Down stuff, Slipknot, Killswitch Engage (who I would describe as nu-metal) and bands like that.

No, no they don't.  Lamb of God totally suck.  Mastodon are fucking awesome.  That is coming from someone who is not inherently a metal fan.

Let's be fair I prefer black metal over all other types of metal and Mastodon obviously isn't my thing. If you guys want to listen to really shit music please go ahead, I'm not going to stop you, I was just really disappointed that after all that hype Mastodon were basically total wank.

They're not total wank, but I'll accept that they may not be your cup of tea.
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« Reply #47 on: 11 Apr 2008, 21:08 »

Oh wait stabbing is bad?
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Re: MASTODON
« Reply #48 on: 11 Apr 2008, 22:26 »

I too have never seen the point in Mastodon.
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« Reply #49 on: 11 Apr 2008, 22:32 »

I know that this isn't actually what you really mean and I'm just being a pedantic git but how can you "not see the point" in a band?

The band is a group of fellows who make music, and sometimes they record it and other times they play it in front of people and they are making the type of music that they enjoy making and some people enjoy that and it is just a silly turn of phrase is what I'm saying.

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