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Hanners - Final Girl or the Killer
Switchblade:
Wouldn't murder be kind of icky? Hanners doesn't cope well with icky things.
Somehow, a neurotic serial killer who suffers a massive attack of OCD at the first hint of blood doesn't strike me as terribly efficient. Can you imagine if one if her "victims" did that whole thing where they cry and the tears get all mucousy and dribble off the end of the nose? Hanners would run a mile and scrub frantically.
On the other hand, she'd be perfect at pulling off a kind of freaky ultra-sterility vibe.
Jeff7:
--- Quote from: DonInKansas on 21 Mar 2008, 21:24 ---Death by Hanners ftw.
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It would be a pretty good way to die. Still doesn't beat getting killed by a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk.
--- Quote from: Border Reiver on 24 Mar 2008, 07:20 ---Hanners vs. CSI who will win?
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Thoroughly clean the scene = no evidence left = Hannelore wins.
Of course, the thorough cleaning would serve as a calling card. Klean Killer strikes again!
Doug S. Machina:
There was a Roald Dahl story about a man who killed someone in their house, then cleaned his prints off everything. But then starting worrying that he'd missed something, so he cleaned more, and more, and more, until he was cleaning things he knew he hadn't touched but couldn't break the compulsion. He was discovered the next morning cleaning things in the attic.
Perhaps Hannelore would cleanse her victims with fire. Just imagine her wielding a flame-thrower. :laugh:
Border Reiver:
--- Quote from: kasuturo on 24 Mar 2008, 07:43 ---
--- Quote from: Border Reiver on 24 Mar 2008, 07:20 ---Hanners vs. Evil Steven Seagal who will win?
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Fix'd.
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That would imply that there is a GOOD Steven Seagal. We all know that Mr. Seagal, while a decent martial artist is a horrific actor who has been inflicted on people for far too long.
Unfortunately in Steven Seagal movie, Hanners couldn't be the villian as women in Steven Seagal movies are all victims or window dressing (and often required to drop their tops, so Hanners could not get the role being somewhat underendowed in that area compared to the "straight out of porn" "actresses" who seem to populate his movies....)
*edited in the one stinking word that changed the sentence to what I meant it to say....
Muskrat121:
Hanners would make the best movie serial killer 'cause she's so OCD that there would be absoutely no evidence. In fact, she'd probably go as far as to erase any record that the person ever existed. The only evidence against her would be the total lack thereof. But no one would believe it. Even as she was killing them.
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