Topic: Favourite QC Quote? (Read 124394 times)

himynameisjulien · « **Reply #100 on:** 09 Jul 2008, 23:18 »

"Damn, I just washed that knife, too."

"I'll bring my '65 Les Paul over for you to ogle." It's become an inside joke in my circle of friends for whenever anyone gets new gear.

himynameisjulien · « **Reply #101 on:** 09 Jul 2008, 23:35 »

Quote from: cgarci21 on 06 Jun 2008, 01:37

EVERYTHING IS FINE
NOTHING IS THE MATTER

HAHAHAHAHA I had forgotten. best quote ever.
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Marten: Protect your breastss from him (pintsize)
Dora:I'll protect yours Faye!
I forget which comic that is but it sure was funny

LKitty · « **Reply #102 on:** 10 Jul 2008, 08:35 »

Faye: It is impossible to ignore a girl who your nipple in a vice like grip.

Dora: A card? Seriously?
Sven: She's cute when she's off her guard.
Dora: I get it. This has become some sort of game to you, hasn't it.
Sven: You might say I'm returning her serve, yeah.
Dora: Be careful where you aim your balls.

Reptile · « **Reply #103 on:** 12 Jul 2008, 18:03 »

Hannelore: Oh, is it okay if I set them up in your practice space? I don't think think I should play drums in my apartment.
Marten: Yeah, of course. It's not the... cleanest place, though. Can you handle that?
Hannelore: Can I HANDLE it? I am a cleaning NINJA. I'll make that dirt my BITCH.
Marten: If I were a dust bunny and I saw that look in your eye, I'd just commit suicide to spare myself the horror about to be visited upon me.

That's probably my favorite, not including PintSize's wacky antics.

Darkstrike · « **Reply #104 on:** 12 Jul 2008, 18:18 »

"I thought this was an odd shaped urinal."

I might have the wording slightly off.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #105 on:** 18 Jul 2008, 16:17 »

"I thought this was a funny-lookin' urinal"

From #515.

Not that I'm a nerd or anything.

Insectile · « **Reply #106 on:** 22 Jul 2008, 19:56 »

Pintsize: Faye locked me in here(the freezer) like 3 hours ago
Marten: Why did she do that?
Pintsize: I'm pretty sure it was either asking whether you two got it on last night after I went to sleep or or the obscene hip gyrations that accompied my query.

Aquaisces · « **Reply #107 on:** 23 Jul 2008, 09:55 »

From http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=80

Pintsize: That is what a 404 error feels like.

Makes me lol every time

britMonster · « **Reply #108 on:** 23 Jul 2008, 12:24 »

"Wanna see a magic trick?" and "Why so serious."

. . . oh wait, that was The Joker, umm

I'd have to say the one where http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=799 "Man I'm getting jaded. My first thought was 'dammit, and I just washed that knife, too.'"

Also http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1055 "He's not a hobo, he's Canadian!"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #109 on:** 23 Jul 2008, 22:12 »

From the Pintsize-in-the-freezer strip, I really liked "Mm. Waffles."

Vilmos · « **Reply #110 on:** 24 Jul 2008, 12:43 »

"If Pintsize ever develops liquid metal technology we're all screwed. Literally. With giant chrome wangs."

Hands down my favorite from the whole series. I was just introduced to QC about 2 weeks ago and spent 2 days going from 1 to current and that one sticks out as the best for me.

PurplePuddleNut · « **Reply #111 on:** 30 Jul 2008, 11:22 »

my fave is an older one where Pintsize huygs Faye and Dora than makes some comment about there boobs being pillows.

LittleKey · « **Reply #112 on:** 31 Jul 2008, 02:03 »

instead of giving you a gift basket, he sends you JPEGS of equine porn. - Pintsize.

Cosmonought · « **Reply #113 on:** 31 Jul 2008, 21:35 »

Dora: Peaches? More like tubby sacks of pork rinds! Marten might as well stick his dick in a tub of Crisco!

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Hannelore: Oh, Dr. Jones, let me be the soft, yielding Kentucky to your rigid, manly Indiana...

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Penelope: References to "luscious fruit" and "delicate flowers" are probably third date material.

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Sven: Please tell me you don't own a cloak.
Wil: I own SEVERAL!

Econoline · « **Reply #114 on:** 02 Aug 2008, 12:54 »

"When a housecat kills a human he is regarded as a god by his feline peers."

Malkav · « **Reply #115 on:** 05 Aug 2008, 12:53 »

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're really hot,
Let's Fuck."
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1189

But my favorite one is
[Love is]"...A complex sequence of neurochemical that makes people behave like idiots"
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1039

AngelofShadows · « **Reply #116 on:** 07 Aug 2008, 16:45 »

"WORRY HAT ENGAGE!"

94ssd · « **Reply #117 on:** 25 Oct 2012, 22:10 »

"Nice tits, can I take a shit on them." - Sven

"Domestic abuse is wrong. And I really like cheerios." - Steve

"I WILL NOT GROW A PENIS FOR YOU!" - Dora

ChaosWolf · « **Reply #118 on:** 25 Oct 2012, 22:26 »

Quote from: 94ssd on 25 Oct 2012, 22:10

"I WILL NOT GROW A PENIS FOR YOU!" - Dora

There's probably some fanart out there somewhere disproving that quote.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #119 on:** 26 Oct 2012, 01:04 »

The "memorable quotes" section for each character in the wiki is a convenient way to research candidates for your favorite.

Akima · « **Reply #120 on:** 26 Oct 2012, 05:42 »

NO, you can NOT "just run him through a wood chipper first."

jwhouk · « **Reply #121 on:** 26 Oct 2012, 07:42 »

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=976, last panel:

Dora: "Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past."
Marten: "If that's true, then wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future."
Faye: "And common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot NOW."

DrBear · « **Reply #122 on:** 26 Oct 2012, 08:13 »

Fave dialogue:
(the Padma strips)
"He's screwed." "For the next two weeks, anyway."

And may I add just one word:

"Cump."

DSL · « **Reply #123 on:** 26 Oct 2012, 10:03 »

CLINTON : (angry speechless glare)

Carl-E · « **Reply #124 on:** 26 Oct 2012, 14:33 »

Banana smoothie!

Rockman · « **Reply #125 on:** 27 Oct 2012, 06:25 »

"Look at me, I'm John the Baptist!"

I still giggle like an idiot whenever I read this. I think because I was a preacher's kid growing up I find irreverent humor especially funny.

DSL · « **Reply #126 on:** 27 Oct 2012, 07:28 »

MARTEN: (speechless, finger upraised, after Steve replies in the affirmative as to whether he thinks Marten can't lift one end of Dora's couch on his own.)

Carl-E · « **Reply #127 on:** 27 Oct 2012, 08:44 »

I use that one all the time!

It's often more effective than actually saying anything...

DSL · « **Reply #128 on:** 27 Oct 2012, 13:03 »

I should specify: index finger.

Hypster · « **Reply #129 on:** 31 Oct 2012, 12:28 »

"Please tell me Faye's in the bedroom, and you're not just dancing around my apartment with nothing but a hot pink condom on."

"It's really more of a puce."(link changed by moderator -- iicih)

edit: Sorry, should have tested it.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #130 on:** 31 Oct 2012, 13:12 »

That doesn't link to the comic it looks like it should...

lepetitfromage · « **Reply #131 on:** 01 Nov 2012, 11:19 »

Quote from: DrBear on 26 Oct 2012, 08:13

"Cump."

This.

Also:

Faye: "I'm makin' a pee-rah-mid!" (this makes me laugh much harder than it probably should)

Pintsize: "I would be DELICIOUS."

Dora: "I hate babies. Awful little mewling poo-larvae."

Raven: "Whoa, Picasso had blue periods? I thought he was a guy!"

Hannelore: "You smell that? Do you smell that? Fabric cleaner, son. I love the smell of fabric cleaner in the morning"
and also-"THIS PLACE IS A BUTT AND YOU ARE ALSO A BUTT"

Nsomniacsdrseam · « **Reply #132 on:** 21 Nov 2012, 01:46 »

my favorite quote is from penelope

You're brain can't always work like this! you wouldn't have survived childhood!

From the Raven breaking into the coffee shop story line, i've used it at least three times when i run into completely idiotic ideas

Soulsynger · « **Reply #133 on:** 22 Nov 2012, 00:07 »

Marten: "Please don't use your sexy voice to describe really unpleasant activities. It confuses my boner."

Also

"HOBOHLBOHBLHOBLH!" (from 238)

Quote from: Nsomniacsdrseam on 21 Nov 2012, 01:46

[ ... ]
You're brain can't always work like this! you wouldn't have survived childhood!
[ ... ]

Your* ... sorry. °O

riccostar · « **Reply #134 on:** 22 Nov 2012, 23:05 »

I dunno about favourite but I do love...

Marten: N-no prob
Emily: And he showed me how to make a margarita, OF WHICH I'VE HAD SEVERAL.
Marten: Faye
Emily: AND HE HAS FUNNY HAIR
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2320

Mad Cat · « **Reply #135 on:** 24 Nov 2012, 16:40 »

It's a Pintsize quote and it's in my signature.

K1dmor · « **Reply #136 on:** 24 Nov 2012, 17:10 »

"By the power of GreySkull!"

riccostar · « **Reply #137 on:** 25 Nov 2012, 18:04 »

Pintsize-

"Can I come down now? I can only sing 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' so many times before it gets boring."

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #138 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 03:30 »

T:You're like a guy who shits gold bricks complaining that doesn't piss diamonds.

M:But...that would be horrible.

T:The simile still stands.

TheCollyWolly · « **Reply #139 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 14:10 »

Pintsize: "Do you have any idea how much pornography there is on the internet?"
Momo: "Ugh, no."
Pintsize: "Neither do I. BUT I INTEND TO FIND OUT."

The expression that follows is probably my favorite in the history of the comic.

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2331

K1dmor · « **Reply #140 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 16:07 »

Marten: "I say, good sir, you appear to have a dab of euphoria fluid on your cummerbund!"

WAYF · « **Reply #141 on:** 09 Dec 2012, 18:56 »

Tai: If you're so insightful about relationships, how come you have such lousy luck with them?

Marten: Well, y'know, friendsight is 20/20.

[link]

Edit: Wow, how did I forget:

Marigold: You can probably guess how many boyfriends I've had.

Hannelore: Umm... six?

Marigold: You're off by six.

Hannelore: TWELVE?! WOW!

[link]

Zebediah · « **Reply #142 on:** 13 Dec 2012, 08:18 »

"My name is Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham. I end messes."

Most epic QC panel ever.

K1dmor · « **Reply #143 on:** 16 Dec 2012, 21:41 »

Marten: "Happy Birthday, Grandma!"

CleoKat · « **Reply #144 on:** 20 Dec 2012, 13:48 »

I just used 'happy batter' five minutes before finding this thread.

It may also be related to the first glass of wine (or any alcohol) I've had in ages and I'm suddenly insta-tipsy

Happy batter for everyone!

Platypodes · « **Reply #145 on:** 20 Dec 2012, 18:05 »

Quote from: reinah on 04 Apr 2008, 09:37

"Just go out and bang some dude" is one of the phrases you will never hear a psychiatrist say. Other such phrases include "I think the heroin is doing you a lot of good," and "jesus, no WONDER your mother never loved you."

Seconded! I came into this thread to post that one.

HiFranc · « **Reply #146 on:** 22 Dec 2012, 00:59 »

My favourite quotes are:

The one where Faye commented on the fact that she wanted to be one of those confident indie women but, now that she's apparently achieved that goal, she's just as insecure but better at hiding it.

My other one is this one from 562:

Dora: ... For me it was just the realization that all the stuff I used to whine about—not being as popular as Sven, my teensy rack, et cetera—it was all bullshit and didn't actually MATTER. / It was like, here I am totally kicking ass at life, running a business and making friends and just being a sassy little motherfucker. Why waste my time worrying about that other shit?
Marten: Sounds like a pretty good philosophy to me.
Dora: Yeah, it'd be a great philosophy... if I could actually get myself to believe it. I'm every bit as angsty as I used to be. I just try to hide it more now.
Marten: Welcome to the club. Your laminated ID card and membership certificate should arrive by mail in 2-6 weeks.

(Thank you, Oh No Robot, for saving me having to type that wall of text out).

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #147 on:** 24 Dec 2012, 07:19 »

Faye: WELP I'M GOING TO BED

Marten: It's not what it looks like!

Dora: Well it sort of is, but...

Merdrak · « **Reply #148 on:** 06 Feb 2013, 14:15 »

Quite a few.. so here goes:

Sven: Meh. A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1274)

I'm not going to post the text, but the whole verbal battle between Hanners and Marten in this comic: http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1172

Faye: Hooray, beheadings! http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1118

Dora: So do you just want some coffee or would you prefer a quick fuck on the counter? http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=84

Faye: "The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage." http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=478

Faye: This isn't shooting fish in a barrel, this is dropping a tactical nuke on a bucket full of carp. http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=655

Raven: Me? Sarcastic? Of course not, I’m far too ditzy to grasp the subtleties of mockery. http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=444#

Two others, but I can't remember the exact wording or which number: "Faye: Dora sets it up, then you come in and drop a tactical TMI on me!"
and
Faye: "OH GOD SHE WAS A WHORE, I AM DESCENDANT FROM WHORES"
Dora: "Well, it is the worlds oldest profession, so statistically speaking, we all are".

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #149 on:** 06 Feb 2013, 16:41 »

Welcome, new person! I took the liberty of fixing the links which had extra periods in them.

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Author Topic: Favourite QC Quote? (Read 124394 times)

himynameisjulien

himynameisjulien

LKitty

Reptile

Darkstrike

Vilmos

PurplePuddleNut

Malkav

Nsomniacsdrseam