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Madonna...Casablanca... *runs screaming*
« on: 01 Apr 2008, 01:57 »
i read this in the mx and died inside
i hope like hell this is an april fools joke
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23461548-5012974,00.html
« Last Edit: 01 Apr 2008, 02:00 by Gridgm »
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Re: Madonna...Casablanca... *runs screaming*
« Reply #1 on: 01 Apr 2008, 06:56 »
Noting more definitively shows the stupidity of most hollywood remakes.
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Re: Madonna...Casablanca... *runs screaming*
« Reply #2 on: 01 Apr 2008, 09:05 »
IMDB knows nothing of any such remake.  While not definitive, I would take that as a really good sign.
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Re: Madonna...Casablanca... *runs screaming*
« Reply #3 on: 01 Apr 2008, 11:45 »
There were rumors that there was going to be a Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez remake of Casablanca as well. It won't happen in our lifetimes.
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Re: Madonna...Casablanca... *runs screaming*
« Reply #4 on: 01 Apr 2008, 12:14 »
*cough*4/1*cough*
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Re: Madonna...Casablanca... *runs screaming*
« Reply #5 on: 01 Apr 2008, 15:05 »
Clearly posted at 12 am on April Fool's....but even so this is a hit completely, completely below the belt.  Casablanca is an amazing movie that, if EVER remade instead of reimagined would be ripped apart.  And Madonna....*shudder*
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Re: Madonna...Casablanca... *runs screaming*
« Reply #6 on: 01 Apr 2008, 15:26 »
The only movie Madonna was in that was good had little to do with her apperance in the film.

That being "A League of Their Own," one of my favorite comedy movies ever.
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Re: Madonna...Casablanca... *runs screaming*
« Reply #7 on: 01 Apr 2008, 15:39 »
The fact that she's still attempting music is more frightening than any April Fools article.
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Re: Madonna...Casablanca... *runs screaming*
« Reply #8 on: 01 Apr 2008, 15:50 »
Yeah I've known about this for a couple days; it's not an April Fools prank at all...unless it was a preemptive strike.
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Re: Madonna...Casablanca... *runs screaming*
« Reply #9 on: 02 Apr 2008, 06:39 »
Barftastic!

No one should jest about this sort of thing.
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Re: Madonna...Casablanca... *runs screaming*
« Reply #10 on: 02 Apr 2008, 09:41 »
Quote from: Muppet King on 01 Apr 2008, 15:50
Yeah I've known about this for a couple days; it's not an April Fools prank at all...unless it was a preemptive strike.

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Re: Madonna...Casablanca... *runs screaming*
« Reply #11 on: 02 Apr 2008, 10:14 »
Yeah, and it's filming in Iraq too. Oh, April Fools! How tricky you are.
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Re: Madonna...Casablanca... *runs screaming*
« Reply #12 on: 03 Apr 2008, 11:22 »
I highly doubt that any legit movie stuido would ever even consider remaking Casablanca.  Asside from being a complete waste of money, no one would see it because I would make it my personal mission to destroy everything and everyone related to it's production.
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