Liz is touching me.
Fuck you, I want him so bad.
[pic]O HAY GUISE, WATS GOING ON?? =D
Once I got drunk and threw up in the vegetable drawer of an old disused fridge while dressed as a cat
Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America?
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.
also at one point mid-sex she asked me "what do you think about commercialism in art?"
also, related to burning stuff: a friend threw up on a hot water heater once, the vomit steam burned her face. awesome!
(McCain)
Quote from: öde on 01 May 2008, 05:54(McCain)You know, for being as old as he is, John McCain's got excellent skin. I bet he exfoliates like 5 times a day.
"Bendy-buses, like atheism, are a danger to the public at large.
Man what are you talking about, that motherfucker is close to 80. My grandpa didn't look that good at almost-80.
When did 71 become "almost 80"?
Everybody on this forum is a stalker.
i shotgunned a beer, made my facebook pic an american flag, and have been yelling "AMURIKA" all evening.
Hotlinky no worky.