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[Lummer]

Why the hell is THIS cool all of a sudden!?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWvpJN4AsB8

[karl gambolputty...]

Of course it's cool.  Weren't you listening?  It's the number one style of all time.

[Lummer]

What makes you think that is even remotely cool? That is awful. It's like taking your own life without actually dying

A frightening large portion of kids where I live apparently dig this. I live in the provinces, though. I doubt this is a hit in more urban areas, and if it is, I have lost all faith in humanity.

[Scandanavian War Machine]

those guys should apply their skills to something a little more worthwhile.

like c walking

[ruyi]

What the hell is he approving about their titties? That they're natural?

[Lummer]

What the hell is he approving about their titties? That they're natural?

Existence.

[rynne]

It looks like retards trying to be Gene Kelly and failing miserably.

[Lummer]

A frightening large portion of kids where I live apparently dig this. I live in the provinces, though. I doubt this is a hit in more urban areas, and if it is, I have lost all faith in humanity.

Chances are it's huge in the city.

At my school there are frequent fights between "lightside" and "darkside" gangs who fight because they listen to different types of trance.

Let me emphasize: They fight because they listen to different types of trance.

I just wanted to say that.

Oh for the love of god Armageddon should have come yesterday....

[KickThatBathProf]

Let me emphasize: They fight because they listen to different types of trance.

The Rapture!  It has come!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Tehz]

I'm sixteen and that's about the fucking stupidest thing I've ever seen.

Far from cool.

[StaedlerMars]

Dudes, jumping is old.

You guys are falling behind on the times.

[sean]

I'm sixteen and that's about the fucking stupidest thing I've ever seen.

Far from cool.

I was going to post this exact post when I saw this thread.

Seriously if this is what is cool now I'm done with this fucking planet.

[Tom]

Standing still is the new jumping.

Sitting is also the new standing

[schimmy]

There are different kinds of trance music? I didn't even know there were different songs.

[blanktom]

Standing still is the new jumping.

If this isn't a Dismemberment Plan reference, it should be.

[Yoeni]

I blame the Belgians.

[Scarychips]

Standing still is the new jumping.

Sitting is also the new standing

Haven't you heard? Since like two minutes ago, sitting is now teh lamest thing! The thing that's cool in the streets is standing on your hands while hitting a piñata with your penis. It's awesome!

[ruyi]

hitting a piñata with your penis

this is discrimination if women can't be cool too, misogynist

[StaedlerMars]

I blame the Belgians.

Not Cool. (capital C)

We also came up with Soulwax.

And the saxophone. That one was pretty rad.

we are a bit to blame though

[Scandanavian War Machine]

hitting a piñata with your penis

this is discrimination if women can't be cool too, misogynist

you don't have to succeed to be cool.

if a girl merely attempts that, she is instantly cool.

[Jackie Blue]

Why the hell is THIS cool all of a sudden!?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWvpJN4AsB8

I dunno man, I watched that video with an Acid Mothers Temple song playing at the same time and it was pretty fucking rad.

Of course you could listen to anything over AMT and it would be fucking rad.

[Patrick]

I dunno, maybe I'm just a total failure, but I actually quite like the dance style.

[sean]

Seriously if this is what is cool now I'm done with this fucking planet.

Are you guys getting upset that trance music is ridiculous? Because most of us have known that for a while now.

I'm mainly talking about the video. But I've also never actually listened to trance.

[Landstander]

But I've also never actually listened to trance.

This is a good position to be in. Hold tight to that and for God's sake, don't let go.

[Ikrik]

Wow.....that was terrible.  If that ever becomes cool where I am I'm officially losing faith in all humanity, not that I'm stupid enough to have faith in humanity.  I'm sure that's only cool if you're on ridiculous amounts of acid.

[Landstander]

Man, not even people on acid would think that's cool. No need to denigrate those folks just because they've made some poor decisions.

[Ballard]

I honestly can't say anything to this besides "I lolled"

This isn't nearly as bad as Jpop.

[Hat]

Fuck you, France

[Jackie Blue]

I'm sure that's only cool if you're on ridiculous amounts of acid.

Clearly you have never done acid, then.

[Hat]

In fact any amount of acid would cause the amount of horror it causes to increase exponentially as the dosage increases.

[De_El]

Sixth comment down:

i live in the states and fuckin i listen to hip hop but its fuckin dead this shit is wats going down its only a mater of time till it blows up in the states

I think this man may be on to something.

[20 jazz funk greats]

who told you techno was cool?

[Hat]

That guy whose youtube comment De_El quoted did

[karl gambolputty...]

I'm sure that's only cool if you're on ridiculous amounts of ecstasy.

[KharBevNor]

^ This man is on the right track.

[Katherine]

I would like nothing more than to punch that fugly little toolbag in the face with his stupid glorified DDR crap.

[RedLion]

Fuck you, France

I, uh...what?

I'm legitimately curious as to what relevance this has. Not being a dick here, was there some meaning behind it?

[CamusCanDo]

Fuck guys, fuck.

Taken from the information side bar:

"The 2nd hitsingle of jumpstar Patrick Jumpen"

Exactly how many songs can you make about jumping?

[pinkpiche]

The guy's name is Jumpen, guys. We don't need to take him seriously. His name is Jump-en.

[Spluff]

I dunno, that looks pretty fun (minus the trance). I mean, you jump around to music - what's not fun about that?

[CamusCanDo]

Two, I guess.

Fuck you for ruining my obserbvation.

[DMart]

C'mon, this is nothing new - these guys have been doing it for years...

[Yoeni]

I blame the Belgians.

Not Cool. (capital C)

We also came up with Soulwax.

And the saxophone. That one was pretty rad.

we are a bit to blame though

I was just being a bit sarcastic, but it still has some truth in it because after all Belgium created the genre. From there it got to my country (Netherlands) where it also got popular, and now it seems to go overseas and such. Don't worry guys, jump isn't considered 'cool' here anymore since 6 year olds try to imitate it on the streets.

Oh and I'll forgive you guys though since you have Arno, dEUS, Fixkes and Amen Ra (not to mention K3!)

[supersheep]

Jesus, I dance like that when I am plastered and taking the piss to atrocious music down the country.

[Patrick]

C'mon, this is nothing new - these guys have been doing it for years...

You forgot to mention that the title of this specific video is VICTORY FEET OF FLAMES.

[Jackie Blue]

Pretty much anything is cool when you're on Ecstasy, which is why I always hated myself for actually enjoying shit like George Akosta when my friends and I would take it in our living rooms.

Don't even ask me why I didn't put on Underworld or Future Sound of London because I do not want to think about how absolutely awesome that would have been.  It's been 2 years since I've done X and I don't like it when I miss it.   

[michaelicious]

C'mon, this is nothing new - these guys have been doing it for years...

See guys, jumping has always been pretty cool. Or at least since 1992.

[rynne]

C'mon, this is nothing new - these guys have been doing it for years...

See guys, jumping has always been pretty cool. Or at least since 1992.

Yes.  1992 was essentially year-zero for jumping.

[StaedlerMars]

I was about to post that exact same video ^ with that exact same wording.

[KickThatBathProf]

I was hoping to go the remainder of my life without remembering Kriss Kross

Way to ruin my life