Topic: May 2 is No Pants Day! (Read 13020 times)

Lunchbox · « **on:** 01 May 2008, 16:11 »

http://www.nopantsday.com/wp/

Get on it.

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #1 on:** 01 May 2008, 16:50 »

for me, every day is no pants day.
okay not really.

sean · « **Reply #2 on:** 01 May 2008, 17:18 »

Quote from: Anyways on 01 May 2008, 16:51

Quote from: 20 jazz funk greats on 01 May 2008, 16:50
For me, every day is no pants day.

Okay?

No, really!

The power of capitalization!

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #3 on:** 01 May 2008, 17:23 »

didn't we agree that you wouldn't mention the capitalization thing anymore, sean?

sean · « **Reply #4 on:** 01 May 2008, 17:26 »

Maybe that bastard Drunken Sean did.

What a prick.

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #5 on:** 01 May 2008, 17:33 »

damn that kid and his drunken idiocy.
seriously.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #6 on:** 01 May 2008, 18:13 »

No school, no pants would be way to easy.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #7 on:** 01 May 2008, 19:10 »

This is just another reason why I need a kilt.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #8 on:** 01 May 2008, 19:40 »

I will wear shorts.

Katherine · « **Reply #9 on:** 01 May 2008, 19:43 »

Aww man, I already had my outfit for tomorrow all planned out and everything...

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #10 on:** 01 May 2008, 19:46 »

Quote from: WriterofAllWrongs on 01 May 2008, 19:10

This is just another reason why I need a kilt.

FAIL

Quote from: Dimmukane on 01 May 2008, 19:40

I will wear shorts.

FAIL

Quote from: www.nopantsday.com FAQ

So I can wear a skirt instead? or “Hey, no problem, I was gonna wear a dress anyways!”
You’re very clever, but you’re missing the point. Articles of clothing like skirts, shorts, kilts, and dresses don’t count, because people are encouraged to revel in the absence of pants, and not replace pants with other clothing. The point is to relax and enjoy the humor inherent in people not wearing pants. A good rule of thumb is to pretend like you were going to wear pants, and then just fail to put them on.

RedLion · « **Reply #11 on:** 01 May 2008, 19:59 »

Sounds like a plan to me. I'd walk around in my boxers 24/7 if I could.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #12 on:** 01 May 2008, 20:06 »

Quote from: KickThatBathProf on 01 May 2008, 19:46

Quote from: Dimmukane on 01 May 2008, 19:40
I will wear shorts.
FAIL

If I didn't have work, I would, but seeing as I work in an office, that's the best I can do. When I leave work, the shorts will come off.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #13 on:** 01 May 2008, 20:11 »

Actually there's about 2 hours during tomorrow where I have to wear a tuxedo. Although I would find it tremendously hilarious to sit in the orchestra without pants I'm not so sure the conductor would share the same feelings.

Tom · « **Reply #14 on:** 01 May 2008, 20:16 »

damn, i'm at school now.

sean · « **Reply #15 on:** 01 May 2008, 20:20 »

You know, I didn't get a facebook event invite for this holiday.

I'm calling shenanigans on this holiday.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #16 on:** 01 May 2008, 20:22 »

But this holiday is shenanigans in the first place

Hat · « **Reply #17 on:** 01 May 2008, 21:10 »

I wear pants when I want to wear pants and I don't wear pants when I don't want to wear pants.

I am not wearing any pants right now. This is not because of this "holiday" It is because I am a lazy dude.

I'm not going to lie, I'm tired of joke holidays. I only really endorse International High Five Day because there is just something so perfect about high fiving a perfect stranger walking past you and then going on with your lives.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #18 on:** 01 May 2008, 21:14 »

Quote from: KickThatBathProf on 01 May 2008, 19:46

Quote from: WriterofAllWrongs on 01 May 2008, 19:10
This is just another reason why I need a kilt.

FAIL

But I don't have any work or anything tomorrow. I'd basically just be hanging around my house in boxers, and I do that EVERY DAY. The kilt would at least make things interesting.

sean · « **Reply #19 on:** 01 May 2008, 21:41 »

On the topic of joke holidays: At my school on Wednesday we celebrated National Finger Bang Day. I had ever heard of it before then. Apparently during that day you are allowed to make a gun with your fingers, point them at somebody, and then say "BANG!" to shoot them. They then have to keel over and die.

It was the most fun I have ever had on a joke holiday. However, most are not this awesome and they really need to stop.

Edit: Goddamn I have posted a ridiculous amount over the past two days.

Slick · « **Reply #20 on:** 01 May 2008, 21:56 »

Heh. Heh.
Finger bang.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #21 on:** 01 May 2008, 21:57 »

Yeah, that is basically not how I would ever celebrate national finger bang day ever.

Animal Mother · « **Reply #22 on:** 01 May 2008, 22:00 »

How is Mary Jane Rottencrotch these days?

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #23 on:** 01 May 2008, 22:05 »

Quote from: Ozymandias on 01 May 2008, 21:57

Yeah, that is basically not how I would ever celebrate national finger bang day ever.

good to know i'm not the only one who thought that

sean · « **Reply #24 on:** 01 May 2008, 22:11 »

I go to an all guys school. That would not be a good way for me to celebrate National Finger Bang Day.

Slick · « **Reply #25 on:** 01 May 2008, 22:14 »

Dude. You have a finger bang day. At an all boys school. I just don't know what to say? Tell me you've got tossed salad sundays or something.

I mean, couldn't you have called it finger pistols or something?

duallain · « **Reply #26 on:** 01 May 2008, 22:19 »

Most of the time I could pull this off. But I'm to go to a restaurant tomorrow, that will make it tricky/interesting/fun.

sean · « **Reply #27 on:** 01 May 2008, 22:26 »

Quote from: Slick on 01 May 2008, 22:14

Dude. You have a finger bang day. At an all boys school. I just don't know what to say? Tell me you've got tossed salad sundays or something.

I mean, couldn't you have called it finger pistols or something?

Hey, I didn't name it. Nor did it stat at my school. Go yell at these fucks.

Though I suppose we could get a tossed salad sunday started up though.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #28 on:** 01 May 2008, 22:36 »

Joke holidays very rarely interest me. This is mainly because I get bored a lot and so do stupid things anyway. Like deciding to affect an Irish accent for a day. Or dressing up like a ninja and scaring my brother. What I am basically saying is that I find my own life so amusing that I have no need for joke holidays.

Patrick · « **Reply #29 on:** 01 May 2008, 22:45 »

I find your life to be a joke too, so we're not alone.

I keed, I keed!

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #30 on:** 01 May 2008, 22:48 »

ITT: Patrick sees through my thin veil of wit to see how depressed I am.

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #31 on:** 01 May 2008, 23:06 »

Quote from: Jimmy the Squid on 01 May 2008, 22:36

I get bored a lot and so do stupid things anyway. Like deciding to affect an Irish accent for a day.

If I recall correctly, you work in a call center.

Please tell me this was on a day that you worked. That would be amazing.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #32 on:** 01 May 2008, 23:25 »

No sorry. At the call centre our calls get monitored and my supervisors know that I am not at all Irish.

It was however when I worked in a liquor store and yeah I was on shift that day. For some reason I had to do open til close (someone got sick? I don't remember) and I was bored out of my mind so yeah. Irish. I had great fun with the people who just pass through and even more fun when talking to the regulars. I also won ten dollars later that evening when I went to the pub and made a bet with my best friend that not only could I convince his mates (whom I hadn't previously met) that I was Irish but the group of backpackers from Dublin that we played pool with as well.

Then there was the day I decided to affect a Hungarian/Romanian accent while at work. Basically I spoke like Gary Oldman in Dracula for the day. Which worked out nicely because I don't drink so whenever someone asked my opinion on a wine I could tell them "I never drink...wine."

Sox · « **Reply #33 on:** 02 May 2008, 00:46 »

I have half an hour to decide whether or not I am going to wear pants to work today.

Patrick · « **Reply #34 on:** 02 May 2008, 01:15 »

Dude go for gold.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #35 on:** 02 May 2008, 02:02 »

The only real fake holiday is Towel Day

Sox · « **Reply #36 on:** 02 May 2008, 04:53 »

I wore no pants to work today. Those of you choosing not to celebrate, or saying that you will but not actually leaving the house, you guys failed miserably at no pants day. I might decide to take a picture later.

Lines · « **Reply #37 on:** 02 May 2008, 05:13 »

A picture of Sox? Really? Wow.

I am going to be wearing some form of bottoms today. I do not want to go to school and then be arrested for exposure. But when I get home, sure, I'll participate.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #38 on:** 02 May 2008, 05:20 »

Woo no pants!

Sadly all of my friends are too wimpy to participate. One said something stupid like, "I don't wanna sit here half naked in front of my girlfriend's mom, a bloo bloo bloo". I wasn't really paying attention. I was too busy NOT WEARING TROUSERS.

Sox · « **Reply #39 on:** 02 May 2008, 06:13 »

Gems! o/
I endorse this holiday more than any other holiday as it's the most absurd and fun. Except for the finger banging one. That one is just begging for an imaginary gunfight on the subway.

Lines · « **Reply #40 on:** 02 May 2008, 06:25 »

Quote from: tommydski on 02 May 2008, 05:42

Quote from: Linds on 02 May 2008, 05:13
A picture of Sox? Really? Wow.

I'm okay with this as long as his hair has grown back to an acceptable level.

With a shaved head, he looked like a scrotum.

I had to look at his past posts and then discovered who he was. I have been deceived!

And yes, please grow your hair back. It was nice!

Gemmwah · « **Reply #41 on:** 02 May 2008, 06:45 »

Quote from: Sox on 02 May 2008, 06:13

Gems! o/

\o

Aww hell yeah.

0bsessions · « **Reply #42 on:** 02 May 2008, 07:05 »

People of QC, I give you Linds: Slower on the uptake than Joe fucking Hocking.

jhocking · « **Reply #43 on:** 02 May 2008, 07:18 »

Quote from: jhocking, in another thread on 01 Apr 2008, 15:50

I would like to date every single girl who participated in No Pants Day 2008.

Quote from: tommydski on 01 May 2008, 16:16

This reminds me of Improv Everywhere's annual No Pants Subway Ride.

I meant the No Pants Subway Ride when I said that.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #44 on:** 02 May 2008, 07:37 »

I think it would be frowned upon if I turned up to a class for the first time in 6 weeks not wearing trousers.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #45 on:** 02 May 2008, 08:05 »

There aren't enough pasty legs in this thread, guys.

(Holy crap, Sox is Darryl?)

Lines · « **Reply #46 on:** 02 May 2008, 08:06 »

Quote from: 0bsessions on 02 May 2008, 07:05

People of QC, I give you Linds: Slower on the uptake than Joe fucking Hocking.

Can't know things if PEOPLE DON'T TELL ME. Also, I missed wherever it was he said it. I don't read every freaking thread on the board.

Edit: See, I'm not the only one who didn't know! Also, no pictures. My legs will blind you.

No. Really.

Aminal · « **Reply #47 on:** 02 May 2008, 09:34 »

Quote from: Ã¶de on 02 May 2008, 07:37

I think it would be frowned upon if I turned up to a class for the first time in 6 weeks not wearing trousers.

Haha, finals.

I have celebrated this holiday rigorously all morning and I'm done with it. Clothing time.

valley_parade · « **Reply #48 on:** 02 May 2008, 11:13 »

Quote from: Sox on 02 May 2008, 06:13

imaginary gunfight on the subway.

I AM FOR THESE.

jhocking · « **Reply #49 on:** 02 May 2008, 11:19 »

Quote from: 0bsessions on 02 May 2008, 07:05

People of QC, I give you Linds: Slower on the uptake than Joe fucking Hocking.

nope, I only just realized it.

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