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Comic 1137 Posting false and potentially harmful information.
diggitydug:
Dear fellow QC readers.
Todays comic has prompted me to end my long time lurking in the hopes to save some angst and trouble among all of you. Please understand that I am doing this for the good of the world.
Honey can NOT be used as a personal lubricant. For the following reasons:
1) Putting sugar in a warm dark place might be nice for your coffee, but not for your girlfriend. Er COMPLICATIONS will ensue with her personal health about 3-5 days later. For the sake of public decency this is all the detail I will give.
2) When used as a personal lubricant, honey tends to run into places that honey was never inteded to go. As most of these unintended places also (usually) have some level of hair. Cleanup is not a fun thing.
3) Lets all remember what we learned in physics class: Sticky + Friction = Bad
Thank you all for your time, and If I have kept the bee juce from one bedside table, I feel like my work here is done.
Thanks
- The Management
(not really)
Lukahn:
Yeah, I came out of lurking for the same reason. High risk of yeast infection there.
Though I do think it's fairly safe to lick off of areas not near naughty bits. :P
unoriginalcoffee:
With relevance to the unusual use of condiments...
Is the peanut butter thing true?!
This may save my life some day, or at least my hair (comes to the same thing). So speaks the chewing-gum magnet. Glurgh.
Yes, I probably could rename myself Raven for sheer gullibility. But thought I should check...!
Lukahn:
--- Quote from: unoriginalcoffee on 07 May 2008, 11:44 ---Is the peanut butter thing true?!
--- End quote ---
Yeah, it is. Though it's just the peanut oil it that does it, you can use other oily stuff as well.
quix0te:
Wow. I logged into the forums just to clear up the honey thing too. Wierd.
It causes yeast infections. Bad news.
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