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Ozymandias:
Guys, I'm pretty awesome.

I'm fairly sure of this. I have few flaws:

Nasty keloid scar on my chest. Weak upper body. I want better clothes.

Otherwise? Fucking awesome.

Scandanavian War Machine:

--- Quote from: Patrick ---...I play lots of instruments.
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man, i wish you could serenade chicks with the drums...i would be totally set.

unfortunately, the intro to "Painkiller" doesn't exactly say "i'm attracted to you."

Liz:
I think it would work on the right girl. Try it out sometime!

0bsessions:

--- Quote from: jhocking on 14 May 2008, 09:26 ---It was only in college that girls were obvious enough for me to actually notice. Like, in hs this one girl called me frequently by the nickname "Sexy," and after a semester of that I still didn't get that she was actually into me and not just kidding around. I was truly, truly oblivious.

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Joe, you think that's bad? Rachel practically had her tongue in my mouth before I got the hint. Seriously, it was like half an hour later before I put it together.

/make out make out make out

"Wait a minute...maybe this girl likes me..."

I also had an occasion in High School where I was hanging out with my friend Dave and some girl we barely knew. She, at one point, says "I like pale, skinny guys with dark hair." Meanwhile, I'm sitting there oblivious while my friend Dave is just staring at me with a "why you so dumb" look on his face. I didn't piece THAT one together for another week.


--- Quote from: Cartilage Head on 14 May 2008, 10:31 --- I think I clean up pretty well. That is, I look okay if I am shaven and my hair is done right. I am pretty vain, though, so I check my hair and stuff pretty often.

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This, to an extent. I look ridiculous if I shave, but I clean up really well in the sense that I look fucking good dressed up. It's almost a tragedy that I work in a casual dress work environment. My last job was business casual (Button down, tie, dress pants) and I was most assuredly the most attractive guy on my shift (It didn't hurt that I was one of only three guys under 35 and the other ones were like 5'2" or had a really busted face).

Lines:

--- Quote from: Misconception on 14 May 2008, 11:18 ---I think it would work on the right girl. Try it out sometime!

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Seriously. You are obviously trying this on girls who are far too boring, SWM.

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