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Political survey, how fun! (homework help plz)
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Name, first and last: Linds. You know, like Madonna and Cher, but I know when it's time to stop performing.
Age : Older than dirt.
State : The one filled with corn. No no, THAT one. Yes, over there.
1. Did you vote in the last election?
Yes I did!
2. Are you going to vote in November?
Yes I will!
3. What candidate are you going to vote for, and why?
I can't say, because politics are a NO NO on this board!
4. What party do you belong to, and why?
Democrat. Because we like educating people and saving the environment! Also, we do not have a certain president in our party because he is a Lame McLame Pants!
5. What is your stance on illegal immigration?
It's illegal!
6. What do you think the next president can do to improve the economy?
Not much!
7. Do you believe it is beneficial to vote? Why or why not?
Maybe! You never know if you're being black listed for voting for the Wrong Person!
8. What is the electoral college, and should it be retained or abolished? Why or why not?
All I know is it's stupid! We should send them to Mars!
9. How do you decide whom to vote for?
Coin toss! I stole the coin from Harvey Dent!
10. Do you believe campaign spending undermines the honesty of a campaign? Why or why not?
All campaigns are dishonest! It's silly to think otherwise!
11. Should campaign advertising be regulated, and if so, how? Why or why not?
By who? Aliens! They are neutral!
12. Should the government try to give people more incentive to vote? If so, how?
They should give me $1,000,000!
13. Is voter ignorance harming the process of democracy?
They say ignorance is bliss! I agree!
KickThatBathProf:
Man Dissy why you gotta play the JC like that
Hit him up on the rebound, man
Ozymandias:
--- Quote from: Jesus Christ on 21 May 2008, 16:32 ---o/
--- End quote ---
More like _o_ AMIRIGHT?
KharBevNor:
Technically, as an element of the triune godhead, Jesus is omnipresent, so if he gives a high five, he will also receive it from himself.
Cam:
That brings up all kinds of questions about what happens if Jesus massages the one eyed yogurt slinger.
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