What the fuck is THIS?
Anyways, I will do as asked and answer
Name, first and last: Thomas
Age: 22-ish
State: Intoxicated, slightly aroused
1. Did you vote in the last election?
Yeah, but it doesn't fucking count.... here's a little hint... ELECTORAL COLLEGE, dipshits, popular vote means jack shit
2. Are you going to vote in November?
Depends on how fucking wacked up this election becomes... its already a circus
3. What candidate are you going to vote for, and why?
McCain, if you vote for either Democratic candidate, I will personally sodomize your ass with a splintery 2 X 4
4. What party do you belong to, and why?
Registered Republican, changing to independent
5. What is your stance on illegal immigration?
I'm an American, and we have a problem with this, and Amnesty is a fucking joke. if they are ILLEGAL, then they are breaking our laws and subject to punishment. If you come here LEGALLY, then welcome, but if you break out laws, you should not get amnesty, seriously. BREAK A LAW AND GET AMNESTY, WTF GOVERNMENT? Good job at that epic fail.
6. What do you think the next president can do to improve the economy?
Nothing will change with our current government setup, its all the same bullshit fed to you, just by a different person
7. Do you believe it is beneficial to vote? Why or why not?
The primary's yes, but the actual presidential vote, no. Again, electoral College, your vote means jack shit.
8. What is the electoral college, and should it be retained or abolished? Why or why not?
Abolished, let the president be voted for by the PEOPLE, like it was originally supposed to fucking be
9. How do you decide whom to vote for?
The one who spends the least amount of time bashing another candidate and instead focuses on themselves (which, is no one right now)
10. Do you believe campaign spending undermines the honesty of a campaign? Why or why not?
Of course, and if I need to explain this, then there is a problem with your common sense (think, scratch my back, I'll scratch yours)
11. Should campaign advertising be regulated, and if so, how? Why or why not?
yeah, it should be regulated... in a government of the people by the people, the people cannot afford to run for president... only millionaires can
12. Should the government try to give people more incentive to vote? If so, how?
Yeah, give us a chance to get their incompetent asses out, and restore this country to its former glory before the fucking political circus
13. Is voter ignorance harming the process of democracy?
No, POLITICS is harming the process of democracy, voters are getting tired of the bullshit, and not bothering to vote for dumb ass # 1 or dumb ass # 2
There, I have spoken