Man, if we complain about a few newbies and trolls every now and then, just imagine what it would be like if that number went up to 10%. Which I find strange, because I check the main page about 5 times a week, but I check the forum pages dozens of times.
I would have cried like a baby had that happened to me, and probably would have become hysterical. Super glue works like a charm, I use it on all hobby knife accidents, ever since the first time I badly cut myself and then accidently brushed my finger though a super glue spill. Sure, you'll have a spot on your skin that feels like solid rubber for a couple weeks, but at least you don't have to deal with it splitting open again.