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Summer Stuffs!
« on: 25 May 2008, 10:15 »

Righty-oo, it's summer time for those of us blessed to be in the good, wholesome, god-fearing hemisphere, and as such, it is now time to take advantage of those things we love to do in the summer but can't for lack of fresh produce. Or rather, it's time to eat the same food we do year round but not feel bad about ourselves for shipping our lemons and tomatoes thousands of kilometers!

For a quote from just over two years ago, of a recipe I've posted hereabouts most likely several more times than once, jalapeno lemonade:
Fun summer drink:
Simmer one and a half cups sugar in a half cup water, mix constantly till dissolved (clear). Remove from heat
Add 6 cups water + 3/4 cup lemon juice (feel free to throw some lime juice in there if you want as well). Mix briefly.
Toss in two Jalapeno peppers, diced, but large enough to be removed later. Let sit in fridge for anywhere from an hour to a day, then remove peppers.
I'm partial to leaving the peppers in, just for effect, but remind people not to eat them. Unless they like that sort of thing. And remember to sip the drink, don't gulp. Mixes well with gin, if that's your thing.
If you haven't figured it out, it's Jalapeno Lemonade! Delicious served with barbecued food and fresh air.
CAUTION: Do not boil the mixture with the peppers in it! That will make it way too spicy.
Basically, this drink epitomizes summer to me. I love it dearly. And will be making it this afternoon. My lemons may have traveled from the United States, but at least they didn't come from that heathen-den of 'Mexico'.

Now, if you're too scared to try some simple jalapeno juice, I've got another of my summer favorites for you as well! Insalata Caprese, which my grandmother calls salad of the sun, while the internet asserts it's just salad in the style of the island of Capri. Regardless what you think it means, I think it means delicious delicious summer-time bliss. I've no measurements for you, since I rather buy too much and accidentally have leftover goat cheese/tomatoes/herbs (though the later two will be coming from my gardens soon). Essentially, you slice tomatoes just less than the thickness of a guitar-cable jack, slice (ball) mozzarella just a little bit thiner, then lay them alternatingly along a dish that should be able to hold at least two rows of tomato. Drizzle with olive oil, sprinkle with fresh basil/parsley as desired, then consume without restraint or remorse. Serves however many you choose to serve with it.


What makes summer delicious to you?
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #1 on: 25 May 2008, 10:19 »

Do you think this lemonade would work with a dash of cayenne instead of jalapeño?
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #2 on: 25 May 2008, 10:40 »

Well, I reckon it certainly could work with a dash of cayenne, but I'd sooner soak cayenne peppers in it than just dash in the powdered stuff. I think the soaking lets it take on the flavour as well as the bite or the pepper, and I think some of that is lost in the process of drying and powdering the peppers.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #3 on: 25 May 2008, 11:46 »

Cayenne usually tastes awesome in lemonade/ginger beer, but I imagine it'll give a very different flavour.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #4 on: 25 May 2008, 12:20 »

I can agree with that, but I've also always been partial to that flavor over jalapeño.

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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #5 on: 25 May 2008, 12:28 »

Today I made French toast with my kitchen window open to let the breeze in. That felt pretty darn summery to me.

But summer to me is grilling burgers and having watermelon outside. When that starts to happen you know summer is either fast approaching or already there.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #6 on: 25 May 2008, 13:49 »

Righty-oo, it's summer time for those of us blessed to be in the good, wholesome, god-fearing hemisphere

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« Reply #7 on: 25 May 2008, 14:05 »

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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #8 on: 25 May 2008, 15:07 »

Someone reads the AV club I see.
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« Reply #9 on: 25 May 2008, 15:12 »

Righty-oo, it's summer time for those of us blessed to be in the good, wholesome, god-fearing hemisphere

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Sorry baby, it's good to be on top.

Oh, and it's summer because I'm drinking red wine in the bright sunlight, but it's still socially acceptable. (After 5!)  Now I'm going to go blow smoke rings and argue with Peruvians.  G'day, chumps!
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #10 on: 25 May 2008, 15:47 »

Aminal, where's that avatar from? So familiar!
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #11 on: 25 May 2008, 16:02 »

Someone reads the AV club I see.

Hey, booze + watermelon sounds good to me.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #12 on: 25 May 2008, 18:55 »

Booze infused fruit makes a nice party snack, but I get full before I get anywhere beyond a warm buzz. 

I am saddened that I will have yet another summer without this pleasure, but two summers ago when I still lived at home, we had a garden.  We grew tomatoes and peppers and carrots and salad greens.  I could get go out to the garden and gather veggies, clean and slice them, and throw them into a tortilla with some hummus.  It was like you could still TASTE THE SUN in those wraps.  No purchased produce will ever compare to freshly picked.

I like apartment dwelling otherwise, but man, I do miss a nice garden.  Fresh food is summer to me.

Grilling is a wonderful part of summer as well.  Unfortunately I only have the classic high school graduation gift; the mini George Foreman grill. 

I wonder if there are any external outlets on my building.  Setting up a pathetic George Foreman barbecue in my parking lot would be sort of entertaining. 
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #13 on: 25 May 2008, 20:38 »

Summer makes me wish that Superman hadn't been able to stop Communist-Superman from blowing up the sun.  It's not even summer and I'm wishing for Fall when I'm not trying to furiously throw rocks at the DawnStar.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #14 on: 25 May 2008, 20:41 »

Fuck summer. Try living in Florida if you love summer. Fuck summer.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #15 on: 25 May 2008, 21:06 »

It's about time for the most amazing thing anyone will ever eat, home made blueberry/blackberry jam.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #16 on: 25 May 2008, 22:26 »

Fuck summer. Try living in Arizona if you love summer. Fuck summer.

Shit, we have a toatally fucked summer ahead of us (Quasi-Americans I mean, aka New Mexico).  It broke 100 in the middle of the week lastweek, then plumments 25 degrees the next two days, and now a 10 degree jump for the weekend.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #17 on: 25 May 2008, 23:02 »

My summertime recipe is marinating anything with beer; because when you're standing out in the sun making steak and holding beer, why the hell not?

I am going to try that jalapeño lemonade though. Slick, you give me all the best recipes, I have no reason to doubt your expertise.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #18 on: 25 May 2008, 23:11 »

God damn you, Northern Hemisphere.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #19 on: 25 May 2008, 23:20 »

this summer i will work 8 hours a day 6 days a week. It will be exactly like the fall and winter were.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #20 on: 26 May 2008, 00:06 »

Mowin' the lawn on a riding lawn mower with a beer in the cupholder.  That's friggin' summer right there.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #21 on: 26 May 2008, 09:37 »

Fuck summer. Try living in Florida if you love summer. Fuck summer.

Man, I don't love summer, I just love all of the seasons. One of the things summer has that other seasons do not have, however, is lots of fresh produce in my back yard.


I will try cayenne lemonade as soon as my jug of jalapeno runs out. I expect this to be later today or tomorrow.
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« Reply #22 on: 26 May 2008, 11:22 »

Wisconsin's worse.

It was 60 on Saturday. It's almost 90 today.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #23 on: 26 May 2008, 12:20 »

26 today in London and I was boiling. I'm built for blizzards not the heat, damnit! On the plus side summer does mean I can break out my bike, I just got it tuned a few weeks back in preparation.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #24 on: 26 May 2008, 12:35 »

To me, summer means camping with lots of soda, fire-roasted meats and shenanigans.  Also, corn on the cob.  Yum.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #25 on: 26 May 2008, 12:42 »

Summer is fishing, camping, swimming outdoors, cycling about, surfing, trampolining. It also means the lovely lead up to skin cancer.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #26 on: 26 May 2008, 13:10 »

Summer means swimming, late night bonfires, grilling out (which we did yesterday, YUM), frisbee golf, canoeing, amusement parks, reading outside, road trips, and lots and lots of fresh fruit. It also means slathering on the SPF 60 sunscreen and bug repellent.

This summer will also mean the end of my edumacation. (For now anyways.)
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #27 on: 26 May 2008, 14:01 »

Oh damn, how could I have forgot swimming and frisbee?
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #28 on: 26 May 2008, 14:16 »

Mowin' the lawn on a riding lawn mower with a beer in the cupholder.  That's friggin' summer right there.

You can get an OWI for that, just FYI.  Even on your own property.  It's unlikely, but it's happened.

(OWI = operating while intoxicated)
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« Reply #29 on: 26 May 2008, 14:18 »

What's an OWI? When I first read it I thought you were telling us that you can hurt yourself (in a cutesy kid way) and then realised that would be stupid.

Summer is when you can lie on the grass and look at the sky and it's a perfect blue dome over you.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #30 on: 26 May 2008, 14:46 »

I am hopefully going camping in the next few weeks. I'm so tempted to bring jalapeño lemonade with us. It sounds interesting.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #31 on: 26 May 2008, 18:49 »

It's all about the lemonade-especially the super cheap one that comes in the green carton. It's the best one out there. I may have to try your cayenne/jalepeno lemonade, James; your brownie pie was amazing, so I feel like you can do no wrong.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #32 on: 26 May 2008, 20:39 »

Oh man, I want to go camping/fishing/swimming/frollicking so much! I'd really really like to do a road trip with friends to camp for a weekend or something. Don't get me wrong, I like my family, but I've pretty much done the camping thing with  them for almost 20 years now, going with just friends and showing my proficiency and skill would lull me into a state of an illusion of self-sufficiency.

Today me my dad and my brother went to this place called Gunpowder State Park along Interstate 83 in northern Maryland today, we hiked along a river for a couple of hours, got tired because the bank got really rocky and we didn't have the right shoes for it. The blisters are worth it.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #33 on: 26 May 2008, 23:02 »

Wisconsin's worse.

It was 60 on Saturday. It's almost 90 today.

Is that supposed to be hot? We hit 110 F three days in a row here, in autumn.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #34 on: 26 May 2008, 23:26 »

The Summertime thread is not a thread to be seeing who lives in the hottest place. It is a thread about AWESOME THINGS TO DO OVER THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS! Hooray!
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« Reply #35 on: 27 May 2008, 05:40 »

Yaaay!
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« Reply #36 on: 27 May 2008, 05:57 »

Spend £5 on pixie sticks and limeade, eat them all then pass out in the sun after running around and climbing trees.
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« Reply #37 on: 27 May 2008, 07:04 »

Fuck you, summer! It's deep autumn in Melbourne and I've got lemon delicious.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #38 on: 27 May 2008, 07:37 »

It's summer in Maryland and I'm enjoying the kind of lazy morning only possible in early summer when the bugs aren't horrible yet- laptop and oat cookies on the back porch
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« Reply #39 on: 27 May 2008, 08:18 »

I like the beginning of summer for the lack of bugs. I like being able to mow the lawn in shorts and not worry about getting 20 bug bites on my legs.
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« Reply #40 on: 27 May 2008, 08:55 »

Oh man, yes. Water melons.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #41 on: 27 May 2008, 10:07 »

How does the booze-infused watermelon (inboozed?) not become also infused with pond water?

I take it back, it's not summer yet.  There's no fireflies here.  Does anybody else have fireflies yet?

I do appreciate the lack of mosquitoes, however.  Also no-see'ums, they got me really badly on my trip to the Keys and I was left gnawing my swollen limbs like a junkie the whole drive home.  So Itchy.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #42 on: 27 May 2008, 10:16 »

that boozemelon is a great idea. i am going to try to visit many amusement parks. maybe have a summer romance to visit them with.
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« Reply #43 on: 27 May 2008, 10:34 »

It's summer in Maryland and I'm enjoying the kind of lazy morning only possible in early summer when the bugs aren't horrible yet- laptop and oat cookies on the back porch

I love this part of summer in Maryland. It very pleasant outside and there is hardly a bug outside to pester you. Its absolutely lovely.

Anyway besides the boozin' water melon one of my favorite parts of summer is sitting outside a hookah bar late at night just chattin with a few close friends. No better way to smoke hookah than that.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #44 on: 27 May 2008, 10:40 »

What's this summer thing everyone is talking about? All I ever see is rain, perhaps with a spot of dry, cloudy overcast to make a welcome change.
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« Reply #45 on: 27 May 2008, 10:42 »

Yeah, so Saturday I went to a bonfire, and yesterday there was an impromptu cookout at my friends house.  Great times were had.  Between 8 people we managed to eat 18 bratwurst and 8 burgers.
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« Reply #46 on: 27 May 2008, 10:46 »

Yeah sitting around a campfire passing a joint around or a couple of beers is excellent. The only bad thing about summer in Scotland is the midges. Those disgusting little things are the bane of every calm day.
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« Reply #47 on: 27 May 2008, 10:50 »

A Sunny Day In Glasgow means: Sitting on the hill in Kelvingrove park and listening to music, barbecues, fun times, no work, getting drunk, eating dinner at 11pm because it's so damn sunny so damn late you forget the time, dreampop.

Summer in Scotland for me means: Camping, midges, campfires, late nights, early mornings, reading the books I've not had a chance to because of all the reading for my course.
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Re: Summer Stuffs!
« Reply #48 on: 27 May 2008, 11:00 »

GIVE ME INFORMATION I CAN USE TO MAKE MY SUMMER BETTER
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