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Help me understand this...
« on: 25 May 2008, 14:02 »

I don't like Thai food. I never have. But you don't hear me saying that spicy food is crap and I have no clue how anybody could ever enjoy it.

Yet whenever I see people arguing about music on this forum or elsewhere (moreso elsewhere), people do just that.

PERSON 1:"MCR is awful! I don't know how anybody can like them."
PERSON 2:"Are you kidding me? Their musicianship is excellent, their vocals are superb, and their lyrics are very well-crafted."
PERSON 1:"Are you thirteen years old or just stoned?"

Or,

PERSON 1:"Call me crazy, but Queen never really did it for me."
PERSON 2:"You're fucking crazy. Seriously, you don't like Queen?"

Or,

PERSON 1:"There is not one song on that album that does not suck."
PERSON 2:"That's my favorite album by them, you know."

Is it so hard to understand that just because you personally don't like something, that doesn't mean it sucks?

EDIT: In case it wasn't clear, the parts in quotations are supposed to be sample dialogs.
EDIT 2: Made it perfectly clear by making them more than just quotes.
« Last Edit: 25 May 2008, 14:20 by Divide by Zero »
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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #1 on: 25 May 2008, 14:08 »

BURN THE WITCH!!! He is speaking LIES!
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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #2 on: 25 May 2008, 14:17 »

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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #3 on: 25 May 2008, 14:44 »

I've had duck, it's not really my favorite. Rabbit is much better.
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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #4 on: 25 May 2008, 14:49 »

I remember a TV show or a movie or something depicting Peking Duck being sold at a baseball game. For the longest time I thought this was something you could actually do.
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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #5 on: 25 May 2008, 14:51 »

We had my ex-wife and her hubby to dinner last week; we cooked them guineafowl.  And I didn't murder her at all; can't say we agreed on everything, though (now there's a surprise!).

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« Reply #6 on: 25 May 2008, 15:03 »

Murder seems to be a forum theme today. In the wee hours of the morning I made two drunk posts, both of which threatened killing.
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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #7 on: 25 May 2008, 15:11 »

Johnny that peking duck thing might have been from the Simpsons.
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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #8 on: 25 May 2008, 15:21 »

Dr. Obvious to the OR, Dr. Obvious to the OR. We have something urgent but we're already sure what it is and we need you to tell us again.
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« Reply #9 on: 25 May 2008, 15:24 »

Why is it still called Peking duck, when Peking has long since been changed to Beijing?
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« Reply #10 on: 25 May 2008, 15:43 »

Why is it still called Peking duck, when Peking has long since been changed to Beijing?

And what's the deal with French Fries? [/Seinfeld]
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« Reply #11 on: 25 May 2008, 15:50 »

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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #12 on: 25 May 2008, 15:56 »

I liked Peking duck, before it got all popular
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« Reply #13 on: 25 May 2008, 16:13 »

And what's the deal with pop music? Doesn't it mean popular? I mean, aren't Slayer pop? What's the deal?? [/Seinfeld]
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« Reply #14 on: 25 May 2008, 16:29 »

You can get these Peking Duck flavoured potato chips from asian grocery stores around here. They are fucking awesome! Also Wasabi Lobster, which is possibly even better.
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« Reply #15 on: 25 May 2008, 16:32 »

Speaking of crisps, this dude where I work brought in these blue crisps. It was really freaky. The potato is actually, factually, naturally blue when it grows. But they just taste normal. It's fucking weird is what it is.
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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #16 on: 25 May 2008, 16:37 »

Apparently potatoes produce cyanide as an anti-herbivore thing.

Did your crisps taste like cyanide?
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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #17 on: 25 May 2008, 17:06 »

aside from this rediculous tangent of epic proportions, i think its true how no one takes 10 extra seconds to compile an actual reason on why they like or dislike something on the threads latley, im sure i've done it at least once but it bothers me how people think that saying " Morphine is a horrible band, good had one song worth listening to out of all their albums." actually makes them seem like they understand what their talking about. for anyone who argues their points like this, i say this sincerely, Congratulations my friend, you are an asshole!
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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #18 on: 25 May 2008, 17:07 »

What the hell are "crisps".

SPEAK ENGLISH YOU CUNTS.
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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #19 on: 25 May 2008, 17:08 »

What the hell are "crisps".

SPEAK ENGLISH YOU CUNTS.

no need to be hostile
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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #20 on: 25 May 2008, 17:13 »

Duck?  Are you thirteen or just stoned?
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« Reply #21 on: 25 May 2008, 17:14 »

Duck?  Are you thirteen or just stoned?

13 and ston3d
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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #22 on: 25 May 2008, 17:25 »

Duck is alright.  Do you genuinely not like rabbit?  Man, a proper rabbit stew chili is some good stuff.

Speaking of weed... I'm not stoned enough.  The Mars Volta doesn't sound good yet.
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« Reply #23 on: 25 May 2008, 17:36 »

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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #24 on: 25 May 2008, 17:48 »

I was makin' fun of the original post in this thread.

Then I guess we're even, you rogue.
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« Reply #25 on: 25 May 2008, 18:52 »

I quite like duck, though i've never had rabbit.  I hear rabbit can be quiet gamey though
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« Reply #26 on: 25 May 2008, 19:01 »

What the hell are "crisps".

SPEAK ENGLISH YOU CUNTS.


The irony of this amuses me to end. I know it was intentional, and I haven't decided if it's funnier despite that or because of it.

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I quiet like duck, though i've never had rabbit.  I hear rabbit can be quiet gamey though

There's no need to be quiet about it. You may proclaim your taste for duck loudly; we're all friends here.
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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #27 on: 25 May 2008, 19:28 »

Man, how fucking good is duck? Am I right? I just can't get enough of it.

man, you are so wrong. i got food poisoning from eating duck once so i am just going to avoid it forever from now on.
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« Reply #28 on: 25 May 2008, 19:42 »

You know you can get crispy skin duck in plum sauce, that isn't actually duck? It's molded tofu. We're living in the future, no doubt about it. They can make pretty much anything out of tofu these days.
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« Reply #29 on: 25 May 2008, 20:01 »

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I quiet like duck, though i've never had rabbit.  I hear rabbit can be quiet gamey though

There's no need to be quiet about it. You may proclaim your taste for duck loudly; we're all friends here.

Haha thanks for pointing out the stupid typo  :lol:
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« Reply #30 on: 25 May 2008, 21:12 »

I really don't dig on duck, its just way too fatty for me to be able to enjoy, the texture always reminds me of food that has already been chewed.
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« Reply #31 on: 25 May 2008, 21:22 »

What the hell are "crisps".

SPEAK ENGLISH YOU CUNTS.

does FREEDOM-SIZED PIZZA SHAPED POTATOES make you feel more comfortable?

I believe the correct term are "Freedom Chips" or "Freedom Slices"  And since when do chips look like pizza?  What scary kind of pizza's are you eating.  I understand that they're circular...but beyond that you've lost me. 

Dude, trekkies love tofu, they go all like "OMG THAT'S WHAT THE STARFLEET CAN USE TO SYNTHESIZE FOOD FOR YOU!!!!" before they look at 7 of 9 and touch themselves.
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« Reply #32 on: 25 May 2008, 21:27 »

Man, how fucking good is duck? Am I right? I just can't get enough of it.

man, you are so wrong. i got food poisoning from eating duck once so i am just going to avoid it forever from now on.


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« Reply #33 on: 25 May 2008, 21:29 »

Man, how fucking good is duck? Am I right? I just can't get enough of it.

man, you are so wrong. i got food poisoning from eating duck once so i am just going to avoid it forever from now on.


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« Reply #34 on: 25 May 2008, 23:44 »

i say this sincerely, Congratulations my friend, you are an asshole!

I get it now, irony  :-D
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« Reply #35 on: 25 May 2008, 23:50 »

Perhaps that's not valid for some people, I guess, Their opinions are just that..opinions.

However, my thoughts are completely infallible. People who disagree with me are wrong; it's pretty obvious, really.
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Re: Help me understand this...
« Reply #36 on: 26 May 2008, 01:27 »

This thread is funnier when read right after the Talent/Techno thread.
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« Reply #37 on: 26 May 2008, 01:33 »

Apparently some people actually like Deerhoof.
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« Reply #38 on: 26 May 2008, 02:03 »

This thread is funnier when read right after the Talent/Techno thread.

Totally, that's what I did.
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« Reply #39 on: 26 May 2008, 02:15 »

Did your crisps taste like cyanide?

Cyanide tastes like bitter almonds.
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« Reply #40 on: 26 May 2008, 03:56 »

What the hell are "crisps".

SPEAK ENGLISH YOU CUNTS.


I think what you meant to say was, 'speak our corruption of English, you cunts.'
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« Reply #41 on: 26 May 2008, 06:27 »

I love how most of the posts trying to make fun of me only served to help illustrate my point, which is that the kind of arguing I was talking about is idiotic and pointless.
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« Reply #42 on: 26 May 2008, 06:54 »

I love how most of the posts trying to make fun of me only served to help illustrate my point, which is that the kind of arguing I was talking about is idiotic and pointless.

!! BUT PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean THEY SUCK. Seriously.

Also: no one has really said anything that illustrates your point. Everyone's talking about eating ducks and whatnot.

..For the record, I find duck meat to be a bit dry. Chicken is the best bird to eat.
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« Reply #43 on: 26 May 2008, 07:00 »

I can't honestly say I've tried duck often enough in enough different styles to really give a good opinion on it.
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« Reply #44 on: 26 May 2008, 08:32 »

The only duck I've ever tried was at a French restaurant my sister worked at, and it was a bit cold, and a bit fatty, so that's tempered my opinion on the air-beast. I do love rabbit though, and to the poster above, EMU is the best bird to eat.
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« Reply #45 on: 26 May 2008, 09:04 »

I've never eaten duck, but whenever I think of it as a meal, I picture that scene in A Christmas Story, where they go to a chinese restaurant for christmas and they chop the duck's head off at their table

What I am trying to say here is A Christmas Story sucked
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« Reply #46 on: 26 May 2008, 11:11 »

I kinda lost respect for my mother in law over something like this.  She said (and argued) that Notorious BIG was just as shitty as New Kids On the Block.  She was serious about this and maintains that anyone who doesn't agree is a retard. 

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« Reply #47 on: 26 May 2008, 11:32 »

Chicken is the best bird to eat.

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« Reply #48 on: 26 May 2008, 12:10 »

Chicken is the best bird to eat.

You're a dick.
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« Reply #49 on: 26 May 2008, 13:07 »

Duck is best braised in a red wine sauce.
Also: isn't it funny how poverty food sometimes becomes a fancy thing? Example: duck confit is duck salt cured and then preserved in its own fat. It can be found on the menu at lots of fancy French restaurants.  It was used by peasants to keep meat for a long time without need for refrigeration, but it also happens to be real friggin' tasty, if done right.
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