I've shrunk this because while it is great for me to voice my annoyance, I know nobody gives a flying fuck about my girl drama.
Background: I asked a girl for her number. She gave it to me without hesitation, and then suddenly remembered, "Oh, but I have a boyfriend." I informed her that in that case, I couldn't call in good conscience, and I left it at that, thinking it'd be cool, she'd understand, no hard feelings on her part, only slightly dampened spirits on mine.
Fast forward to around 10:15 tonight, when I ran into her at the grocery store while I was doing a semi-late Dew run. She was right in front of me in line, and after a couple seconds of her staring at me expectantly and me refusing to say anything, she said "...remember me?" I told her "Yup, I remember." She was like "Thanks for not calling, that felt great." I replied, "Thanks for giving me your number, and only then telling me you were otherwise occupied. That felt great."
Inappropriate playing of the guilt card will only lead to me being annoyed at you, and I'm immune to the cute card. Fuckin' amateur.
Sam, I am glad that the brain thing isn't cancerous, and only slightly disappointed that it is not another entire brain growing inside your brain.