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Author Topic: Whatever, Let's Have A Goddamn Blog Thread, But Try And Keep It Reasonable  (Read 762220 times)

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I am not changing my avatar. It is mine. You will have to suck it up and be a man, I guess.
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I think he's referring to my Great Pumpkin avatar, which I've been using every Halloween for a few years now on various forums (Including here). It'll be gone in a few days anyway, replaced with a Petrelli: 2008 avatar until election.
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Dear blog thread,

Man, an iPod is a hell of a lot smaller and more convenient than, say, carrying around 389 individual albums at a time. Not trying to brag about my music collection, I'm just saying, FUCK I love this thing.

In other news, I have to memorize a bunch of Runrig (Scottish rock band) songs before my mom's St. Andrew's Day party. Which is going to be kindof a bitch, because there's no fucking way I'm going to memorize any of their Gaedligh lyrics (I have memorized Sigur Ros lyrics that were easier), and some of their English-language stuff isn't quite up to par musically. BASTARDS. I guess I could just learn some Proclaimers too or something, and Snow Patrol and Franz Ferdinand are eligible for the "Play shit from Scotland" role as well, but man, I would get so many points for playing Runrig.

On a lighter note, at least now I can listen to said Runrig *all the fucking time* now. Might make life easier.

Okay I'll stop posting in here for today euhrgsuiehruj nothing happens in my life here in Albania anyway.

Love,
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That's because half of Sigur Ros' songs are in GIBBERISH.
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3) Never ever ever get romantically or sexually involved with a housemate

IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY SINGLE FRIEND I HAVE HAD TO TELL THIS TO. this is why i refuse to live with people who share my sexual orientation.

dear blog thread - it's snowing here too! it's also really cold, but the snow is pretty and it's a nice sight to emerge to from the three days of exam hell i briefly mentioned earlier. and they went okay! things aren't utterly terrible after all!
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(she's lying, it's not snowing here)
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I really really wish it was snowing here! It seems to be snowing further south, and again, it appears that practically every friggin person (with a licence, anyways) in the southern part of Norway is shocked when it first starts snowing, and I do not get it. You live in Norway, for Christ's sake. It will snow. "Early" snow happens practically every year. When the weather report says it will snow in the next few days, you change to winter tires or take the bus/subway/train, you do not "wait it out in case the snow disappears", drive anyways and then cause tons of traffic problems. It's ridiculous!

Also, I kinda get the whole not getting involved with roommates, but I've seen it happens three times in the past three years, and it has been a success all three times. However, this is more like a student housing complex where we share a kitchen and common area with 6 other people, so it's probably not the same.
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It's snowing right now. Fun times.
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It is not snowing here, but it is extremely cold and bloody hell I'm having a bad day.
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3) Never ever ever get romantically or sexually involved with a housemate

IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY SINGLE FRIEND I HAVE HAD TO TELL THIS TO. this is why i refuse to live with people who share my sexual orientation.

I have lived with straight chicks before and I've been just fine. True story.
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Patrick, your mum doesn't count.
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I just had awesome sex.

Fuck you, sad ass whiny ass blog thread.

I have gone from not getting laid in like 5 months to having sex just about every night for past month. It's like going from 0-60 right away, and I'm sore. I'm not going to tell her no, but jesus, I need a day or two to recharge.

Dilemma.
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Straight 10.0, would read again.
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I love the fact that I live in a flat where I can be sitting in my living room with my flat mates, look up from my book and exclaim, "Oh shit! The floor is water and it's full of sharks!" and then spend the next half an hour leaping across furniture and climbing along walls with three of my best friends as we desperately try to avoid being eaten while making our way around the flat.

I do not love the fact that one day I will have to grow up.
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I just opened up the box of Lorna Doone cookies I bought earlier. The box advertises "Now better tasting!" Well it's definitely different tasting, I'll give them that. Kind of a "New Coke" thing they've done only, y'know, fewer people care about Lorna Doone cookies.

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I love the fact that I live in a flat where I can be sitting in my living room with my flat mates, look up from my book and exclaim, "Oh shit! The floor is water and it's full of sharks!" and then spend the next half an hour leaping across furniture and climbing along walls with three of my best friends as we desperately try to avoid being eaten while making our way around the flat.

I do not love the fact that one day I will have to grow up.

That is pretty great.

Don't grow up.
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I love the fact that I live in a flat where I can be sitting in my living room with my flat mates, look up from my book and exclaim, "Oh shit! The floor is water and it's full of sharks!" and then spend the next half an hour leaping across furniture and climbing along walls with three of my best friends as we desperately try to avoid being eaten while making our way around the flat.

I do not love the fact that one day I will have to grow up.

That is pretty great.

Don't grow up.

I can attest to how awesome it is to be standing in a room of about 25 people and yelling "THE FLOOR IS LAVA!" and seeing all but 5 jump onto a chair.
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I just opened up the box of Lorna Doone cookies I bought earlier. The box advertises "Now better tasting!" Well it's definitely different tasting, I'll give them that. Kind of a "New Coke" thing they've done only, y'know, fewer people care about Lorna Doone cookies.

I knew a girl named Lorna; she was the roommate of a friend of mine from way back.  Incredibly, she had never actually seen Lorna Doone cookies, only heard of them many, many times throughout her life because, not so incredibly, people always called her Lorna Doone.  She stopped wondering why people called her that after the first 100 or 200 times, I would think.

So, just as everybody thinks of Lorna Doone cookies whenever they meet Lorna the Girl, I always think of Lorna the Girl whenever I see Lorna Doone cookies.
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Whereas when I see the phrase "Lorna Doone cookies" I just think they've misspelled Laura Dern.
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and i am too young and uncultured to think it is anything other than a silly name for cookies i have never heard of!
there's something for everyone in this thread.

today i carved a pumpkin! i am roasting the seeds right now! they will be delicious but unfortunately all of my silly housemates are on silly diets so i think i'm going to end up being the only one who eats them. making fun food sucks when you have no one to share it with.
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I love the fact that I live in a flat where I can be sitting in my living room with my flat mates, look up from my book and exclaim, "Oh shit! The floor is water and it's full of sharks!" and then spend the next half an hour leaping across furniture and climbing along walls with three of my best friends as we desperately try to avoid being eaten while making our way around the flat.

I do not love the fact that one day I will have to grow up.

Wish I knew people like this.
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Whereas when I see the phrase "Lorna Doone cookies" I just think they've misspelled Laura Dern.

Pft. I read it and think someone's misspelled Lorna Dane.
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I think Lorna Doone cookies are actually vegan, huh.
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dudes.

i just logged into Myspace and saw that i had new friend requests. of course i'm thinking "yay spam for me to delete" but when i looked inside, to my surprise, DJ Frane wanted to be my friend!!!  :-o
i figured it was probably a joke or something, but i checked and sure enough it's legit.
the only possible explanation is that he saw me on his top listeners on Last.fm, looked at my profile, clicked the link to my Myspace page, and then decided to add me.

which, in my eyes, means that i am fucking sweet.
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I ENVY YOU.
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Whereas when I see the phrase "Lorna Doone cookies" I just think they've misspelled Laura Dern.

Pft. I read it and think someone's misspelled Lorna Dane.

This is why I am coming to stay with you.
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And here I thought it was the chicken.
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Someone went into my car and took my iPod tonight.

It's pretty frustrating.
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Hey ho I just passed out a while back and I have no idea why. It's kind of puzzling and I felt weird and numb for a while afterward. I think 'm going to go to bed now.

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I attended this annual wine party for local philosophists last night. There ain't a better way to spend a night than drinking homemade wine, listening to music and chatting with other students of philosophy.
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I'd texted the girl Tuesday night to see if she wants to go to a party tomorrow night. Bands and such, cheap beer, punk as fuck.

She's still not gotten back to me. I almost don't even want to go, but man. Punk show. How can I not go? (Patrick if you mention Aviator Cap Girl I will honest to god or whoever the fuck you do or don't believe in FLY TO ALBANIA, PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE AND SMASH YOUR JAGUAR.)
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And steal his iPod. And give it to Johnny.

Today is shaping up to be dull. I like coming to my dad's house, it's a bit of a break from the hecticness of being at home, but since no one else is here during the day and I'm totally skint there isn't much to do. Or to eat. I just had a sort of brunchy meal consisting of two boiled eggs, three ginger biscuits and a bowl of ice cream. The evening meal will probably be baked beans and pizza or something equally odd.

Ah well, tomorrow I go home and I will have access to real food, but I also have to work and stuffs. Can't have everything I guess!
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Patrick if you mention Aviator Cap Girl I will honest to god or whoever the fuck you do or don't believe in FLY TO ALBANIA, PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE AND SMASH YOUR JAGUAR.

Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to fly to California and try to find Aviator Cap Girl?
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And steal his iPod. And give it to Lindsey.

There, that's better.
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Patrick if you mention Aviator Cap Girl I will honest to god or whoever the fuck you do or don't believe in FLY TO ALBANIA, PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE AND SMASH YOUR JAGUAR.

Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to fly to California and try to find Aviator Cap Girl?

THAT'S IT HARRY. I'M OFF TO ALBANIA.
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Patrick if you mention Aviator Cap Girl I will honest to god or whoever the fuck you do or don't believe in FLY TO ALBANIA, PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE AND SMASH YOUR JAGUAR.

Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to fly to California and try to find Aviator Cap Girl?

easier... and naughtier
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I think I can come up with a few, actually...

Tee hee.
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Dude Shane I want to see you get past the alarm system in my house. It's pretty much flawless. When it goes off, within 3 minutes there's a Jeep with a bunch of really protective, fairly large (and modestly armed) Albanian dudes in it.

Basically what I am saying is be careful.

(oh and be advised, I know where we keep all the knives, I will have your thumb bones made into a necklace if you hurt Prudence)
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(oh and be advised, I know where we keep all the knives...)

Stab in the dark: the utensil drawer?
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lol, you said 'stab'
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I have my ways, Patrick. I HAVE MY WAYS.
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Man I can just go outside and hide at my jailbait friend's house. Girl adores me anyway.

Hey, there's one worth thinking twice about. I could introduce you.

Stab in the dark: the utensil drawer?

Real answer: for security purposes, I carry a KA-BAR on my person at all times when I am home alone. Never know when somebody could try and break in.
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jailbait friend

I'm pretty sure I'll pass, dude.

Edit: Blog thread...I'm building a Jazzmaster clone come this spring when all my tax returns come in. I have a Squier neck laying around, and am finishing the body (and headstock) myself in a dark green metallic. It's gonna rule the schools.
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You know, Patrick, he can always wait outside for you and you wouldn't even know he's there. Or if you did know, he could perform a seige. THERE'S NO ESCAPE.
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Playing video games, obviously.
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Hey Liz, wanna come play video games with me?

I am better than the boys.
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Maybe not, but I rock at MMOs.
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Heck yeah MMOs. I'd play.
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If there is, you're going to the wrong LAN parties.
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I can no longer tell if you guys are talking about computer games or sex.

My innocence wants it to be computer games, but my mind tells me that it is probably sex.

Blog thread, please do not connect what I am about to say to what I have just said but my jeans are really wet. That is the last time I help to wash the dog.
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