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Movies you'd never see
« on: 09 Jun 2008, 12:17 »
This is a thread for non-existant movies that you would totatlly go see for whatever reason.







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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #1 on: 12 Jun 2008, 19:12 »
 Uhh. It exists, but I would never see Meet The Spartans?
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #2 on: 12 Jun 2008, 19:42 »
That and any of those "_____ Movie" parodies
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #3 on: 13 Jun 2008, 08:50 »
Spiderman 3 and Fantastic 4 number 2. Just don't want to see those movies ever.

Yes I read the first post and know that it's supposed to be about movies they'll never make that you'd want to see, but I'd rather post about movies I'd never see.

P.S. Fine, I'd go see the Transmetropolitan movie, based on the comic of the same name.
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #4 on: 13 Jun 2008, 09:15 »
Is this, like, the most vague topic ever?  :laugh:  Movies that don't exist, that I wouldn't see if they did?  Um...

My Big Fat Jewish Bris
The film adaptation of the Broadway musical adaptation of My Best Friend's Wedding
A documentary on Courtney Love’s bowel movements
Police Academy -2
Sean "Puff 'P. "Diddy" Diddy' Daddy" Combs presents The Angela Lansbury Story
Disney's Princesses Meet the Magical Hat
 
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #5 on: 16 Jun 2008, 09:50 »
Close Up Animals With a Wide Angle Lens... in Hats: The Movie!
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #6 on: 17 Jun 2008, 00:46 »
Quote from: rynne on 13 Jun 2008, 09:15
Is this, like, the most vague topic ever?  :laugh:  Movies that don't exist, that I wouldn't see if they did?


Actualy the movies exist as soon as someone thinks of them, go back to comic http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=126.  As soon as you say someone is the best band ever, you know about them, thus they exist. Same for this movie thing.
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #7 on: 17 Jun 2008, 06:11 »
I'd be willing to bet that I will never see the original film of No, No Nanette, or Gold Diggers on Broadway.

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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #8 on: 17 Jun 2008, 06:17 »
Quote from: orkdork13 on 17 Jun 2008, 00:46
Actualy the movies exist as soon as someone thinks of them, go back to comic http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=126.  As soon as you say someone is the best band ever, you know about them, thus they exist. Same for this movie thing.

Oh, in that case, my favorite film in existence is rynne, Natalie Portman, and Keira Knightley's 30-Day All-Star Sex Romp.  I had such a great time filming it---the day that both girls decided to wear their Queen Amidala outfits will make you forget about Leia's gold bikini.  Highly recommenced, add it to your Netflix queue right away.
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #9 on: 20 Jun 2008, 16:58 »
I wish I could say I'd never see The Black Dahlia, but then I ended up seeing it when my attempt to sneak into Jackass 2 failed miserably...stupid security guard and his checking of tickets. The fact that none of my friends nor I looked 18 didn't help either...
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #10 on: 20 Jun 2008, 17:37 »
... why would you try to see a Jackass movie?
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #11 on: 20 Jun 2008, 18:09 »
Because he finds it funny? Varying senses of humour are okay, y'know.
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #12 on: 20 Jun 2008, 19:13 »
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #13 on: 20 Jun 2008, 21:46 »
That is the best thing. The very best.
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #14 on: 22 Jun 2008, 09:53 »
Quote from: Surgoshan on 20 Jun 2008, 17:37
... why would you try to see a Jackass movie?

Well, it's not like I used the part of my mind that watches Kurosawa and Woody Allen films while viewing Jackass 2. Mindless entertainment, I suppose.
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #15 on: 22 Jun 2008, 22:02 »
Playing this game properly ( :-) ) I would totally go see a Thursday Next movie, directed by Sam Raimi and starring Anna Friel as the titular Thursday Next.  Martin Freeman would play Bowden Cable, Jude Law would play Landon Park-Laine, and Acheron Hades would be played by Sean Bean. 
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #16 on: 24 Jun 2008, 06:38 »
Although none of us would have the time - The Simarillion directed by Peter Jackson. 

Casting could use practically anyone, as the only characters that will be seen in the LOTR flicks are Elrond and Galadriel.  I just don't think we have the 6 hours or so to spend in the theatre for ONE movie....
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #17 on: 24 Jun 2008, 08:25 »
Sure we do.  Speaking for myself, anyway. 
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #18 on: 24 Jun 2008, 08:36 »
I don't think I'll ever see the new Indiana Jones movie.  I fear that it may ruin the series for me for ever.
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #19 on: 24 Jun 2008, 08:43 »
As far as the Silmarillion goes, I'd see it as long as there was at least one, probably two intermissions.  I just can't hold a bladder for 6 hours.  And I wouldn't want to miss anything.
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #20 on: 25 Jun 2008, 12:31 »
Aquaman: The Movie.

Just kidding, of course.  If it was done well, I'd see it.  Samuel L. Jackson as the Black Manta, anybody?
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #21 on: 25 Jun 2008, 22:51 »
Captain Planet the live action movie sounds like a frightening idea ...
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #22 on: 28 Jun 2008, 07:03 »
I would never see a movie based on The Sims.
Most computer game movie adaptation ideas frighten me, to be honest.

Except for Serious Sam. And Sim City.
- "Oh nooo! A tornado AND an alien invasion! What a twist!"

The Firefly psychic chick action flick - hellz yeah.
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #23 on: 28 Jun 2008, 08:02 »
They will come in 30 years - movies based on today's Saturday morning cartoons - Johnny Test, Total Drama Island, etc.
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #24 on: 29 Jun 2008, 09:15 »
I don't really get this thread. I mean, there are already heaps of films that I will never see. Why do I need to make up more?
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Re: Movies you'd never see
« Reply #25 on: 12 Jul 2008, 22:03 »
I would never see Underground Comedy Movie, but that actually exists.
I would also never see Cyanide and Happiness The Movie, which I imagine would be pretty much identical.
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