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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2050 on: 30 Dec 2008, 17:44 »

Holy shit that last one is disgusting.
The comments are none too great either.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2051 on: 30 Dec 2008, 17:49 »

I haven't even read that one yet. I'm still retching about the goobers.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2052 on: 30 Dec 2008, 19:34 »



Why hello, pagebreak.
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« Reply #2053 on: 30 Dec 2008, 19:58 »

That dude looks like a worn-out version of Jack Layton, leader of Canada's New Democratic Party and part-time superhero!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2054 on: 30 Dec 2008, 20:27 »

And he in turn looks kinda like Richard Dreyfuss.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2055 on: 30 Dec 2008, 20:49 »

Who was in Stand By Me with Kiefer Sutherland
Who was in Flatliners with Kevin Bacon!
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« Reply #2056 on: 30 Dec 2008, 21:17 »

Awww right, rocking the Dr.Phil look
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« Reply #2058 on: 30 Dec 2008, 21:59 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2060 on: 30 Dec 2008, 22:14 »

What in the holy motherfuck

That being said, what an odd way to determine if you've been two-timed. I predict "Can I smell your dick" being a pickup line for about a month.
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« Reply #2061 on: 30 Dec 2008, 22:21 »

Do a barrel roll!

(Despite the link text you might actually find the video to be new)
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« Reply #2062 on: 30 Dec 2008, 22:29 »

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« Reply #2063 on: 30 Dec 2008, 22:34 »

The last one looks like something from hell in Gaiman's Sandman.
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« Reply #2064 on: 30 Dec 2008, 22:35 »

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why you coming home at five in the morning
something's going on, can i smell your dick
don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
so what you need to do is let me smell your dick

absolutely incredible. i am honestly kind of upset at myself now for not having come up with this first.
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« Reply #2066 on: 31 Dec 2008, 00:15 »

Disturbing.
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« Reply #2067 on: 31 Dec 2008, 03:00 »

What in the fuck Joe?
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« Reply #2068 on: 31 Dec 2008, 04:46 »

Haha, yeah, I saw that before. So funny.

Right after I clicked post, I realized, "wow, that was a terrible post. I should go add more" So here I am, trying to think of something random to add.

Oh, how about a knock knock joke. Its pretty tasteless though. If not good for a little chuckle.

Knock Knock.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2070 on: 31 Dec 2008, 08:35 »

It's still not as funny as Dick in a Box.
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« Reply #2071 on: 31 Dec 2008, 10:26 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2072 on: 31 Dec 2008, 10:40 »


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« Reply #2073 on: 31 Dec 2008, 11:11 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2074 on: 31 Dec 2008, 12:10 »

I can't not post this now that punny picture has been posted.

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« Reply #2076 on: 31 Dec 2008, 15:31 »

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« Reply #2077 on: 31 Dec 2008, 15:33 »

Haha.
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« Reply #2079 on: 31 Dec 2008, 15:56 »

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« Reply #2080 on: 31 Dec 2008, 16:33 »

oh, I didn't even know about that.
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« Reply #2081 on: 01 Jan 2009, 01:49 »



SO MUCH WIN
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« Reply #2082 on: 01 Jan 2009, 07:31 »

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« Reply #2083 on: 01 Jan 2009, 09:21 »

You're right, but if he went with Cantor instead of Godel it would be an excellent joke (that I imagine many fewer people would get fully).
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« Reply #2084 on: 01 Jan 2009, 09:41 »

Oh, I know, I just really wanted to post my Bob pic *LOL*
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« Reply #2085 on: 02 Jan 2009, 13:16 »

Little did I know that my girlfriend was an accomplished dinosaur rider!
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« Reply #2086 on: 02 Jan 2009, 13:58 »

and now for something completely different

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« Reply #2088 on: 02 Jan 2009, 14:08 »

Oh my god thats funny as hell,at first i thought it was "Kid sex change" Then i read it again and laughed.


Nice find vary funny.


@Supersheep:I agree,what the ****.

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« Reply #2090 on: 02 Jan 2009, 22:50 »

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« Reply #2092 on: 03 Jan 2009, 01:38 »

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« Reply #2093 on: 03 Jan 2009, 02:20 »

tl;dr
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2094 on: 03 Jan 2009, 03:09 »

What does that mean?
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« Reply #2095 on: 03 Jan 2009, 04:07 »

too long; didn't read.
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« Reply #2096 on: 03 Jan 2009, 05:08 »

Shamwow

The thing that bugs me about that commercial is when the guy says "This is made in Germany, you know the Germans always make high quality stuff!"

What? Is this some kind of conventional wisdom that I have been left out on? I mean I'm sure the Germans make things just fine, but since when are they the pinnacle of "quality" goods?
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« Reply #2097 on: 03 Jan 2009, 05:10 »

I hear Germans make fantastic ovens.

For pastries and stuff
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« Reply #2098 on: 03 Jan 2009, 05:56 »

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« Reply #2099 on: 03 Jan 2009, 06:33 »

Shamwow

The thing that bugs me about that commercial is when the guy says "This is made in Germany, you know the Germans always make high quality stuff!"

What? Is this some kind of conventional wisdom that I have been left out on? I mean I'm sure the Germans make things just fine, but since when are they the pinnacle of "quality" goods?

Actually, they kind of are in relation to a lot of things. Zeiss and Swarovski optics and crystal, arguable the best in the world, are german companies. Muhle Glaschute watches are said to be extremely fine watches, and the same can be said about Sinn and other German watchmakers. Some of the best fly reels for fishing come from Germany. There was a time when American made cars couldn't be expected to last more than a few years, during that time Mecedes Benz automobiles were referred to as a "10 year car" because, unlike American and other foreign vehicles, Benz (and BMWs) would last for 3 or 4 times as longer than domestic counterparts. Though its reaching back quite far, the small tolerances and precision engineering on weapons during WWII made German produced weapons and machinery the most finely made. Historians have even said that exceedingly high quality of German engineered machinery, instead of mass production, helped to lose the war for Germany. Basically, Germany has a history of producing amazingly high quality in anything that requires preicison machined parts. Now, the Shamwow isn't machined, but in relation to some things German Made= Quality.
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