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POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
Inlander:
--- Quote from: axerton on 29 May 2009, 21:21 ---notalwaysright
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Oh wow:
--- Quote ---Customer: “Ugh! Everything you make here has canola oil in it. Don’t you know that’s not even food? It’s made from rapeseed, which isn’t even edible!”
Me: “While it’s true you can’t actually eat the plant, canola oil itself is–”
Customer: “It’s all genetically modified. You can’t get canola oil that isn’t genetically modified.”
Me: “Actually, the canola oil we use comes from a company called Spectrum that–”
Customer: “Spectrum!? That’s an Illuminati company!”
Me: “Let me get my manager for you…”
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Could "That's an Illuminati company!" be the next big internet meme?
EDIT: Actually, everything in this section is pure gold.
Dollface:
--- Quote from: Ballard on 29 May 2009, 01:53 ---Pic
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I think im rape victim then.
onewheelwizzard:
I've never been wished a happy birthday quite so ... queasily.
JD:
keeperoflore:
i wouldn't have clicked on it if i hadn't scrolled over it with my mouse and saw it actually was a link.
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