Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 1327855 times)

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2400 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 09:39 »

Yeah, I legitimately found it one of the most hilarious things I've ever listened too, especially the kids.

RAMADAAAAN!
RAMADAAAAN!
LOTS OF PRAYING AND NOT GETTING PRESENTS!

On a different note:

Freaky Cadbury ad.

Alex C · « **Reply #2401 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 11:39 »

That worst song ever isn't so bad. At least it doesn't sound like Deerfhoof. Or Click Five. Or Brokencyde.

MrBlu · « **Reply #2402 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 11:57 »

DAMMIT WHY!? I had ALMOST forgotten about Brokencyde.

AL-@#$%ING-MOST.

jhocking · « **Reply #2403 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 12:54 »

Is it Brokencyde or Brokencycle? Either way the band is still laughably awful, but at least "Brokencycle" is a bearable name, whereas "Brokencyde" makes me want to throw up.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #2404 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 13:02 »

Thanks to an old linking from some thread around here, a Brokencyde video showed up in my youtube "suggested for you" box the other day. And I thought, huh, why does that name sound so familiar?

And I clicked on it.

phooey · « **Reply #2405 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 13:13 »

Quote from: Ozymandias on 23 Jan 2009, 01:02

I'm not even joking, listen to this now. The entire 21 minutes.

Oh man, this song. It comes up on my shuffle every so often, and I never skip it, no matter who is listening.

Yes I am proud

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #2406 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 16:40 »

Quote from: Ozymandias on 23 Jan 2009, 09:39

Yeah, I legitimately found it one of the most hilarious things I've ever listened too, especially the kids.

RAMADAAAAN!
RAMADAAAAN!
LOTS OF PRAYING AND NOT GETTING PRESENTS!

My favorite one is
YOM KIPPUR!
YOM KIPPUR!
SELF REFLECTION AND ATONEMENT!

Alex C · « **Reply #2407 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 16:43 »

Quote from: jhocking on 23 Jan 2009, 12:54

Is it Brokencyde or Brokencycle? Either way the band is still laughably awful, but at least "Brokencycle" is a bearable name, whereas "Brokencyde" makes me want to throw up.

It's Brokencyde. Truly everything about them is vomit inducing.

Also, I'm kind of disappointed nobody gave me crap about basically equating Deerhoof's quality with Brokencyde's. Clearly my troll-fu is weak.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2408 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 16:47 »

All of the Walmart parts are awesome

JD · « **Reply #2409 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 18:32 »

I bet these are reeeeeeaaaaalll comfortable

Inlander · « **Reply #2410 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 18:44 »

Why is it, that when I look at that picture of the sauna pants, the first thought that occurs to me is "I wonder if you can pee in them?"

Trollstormur · « **Reply #2411 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 18:57 »

Man fitting the description of Josef Mengele strolls into Brazilian town, 20% of pregnancies result in blond haired, blue eyed twins

David_Dovey · « **Reply #2412 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 03:55 »

On the Daily Show's Inauguration Special, Jon Stewart was interviewing Bishop Gene Robinson, who is the first openly gay bishop in America.

Stewart: It must have been hard for you in the National Mall getting around, with two and a half million people there, you would've been doubly handicapped, being a bishop, with only being able to move diagonally.
Robinson: Yes Jon, but you have to understand, there was also a queen on the board.

Fuck yeah

Liz · « **Reply #2413 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 08:31 »

The best part about this one is that it is named "No One Wants to Play Sega With Harrison Ford"

RedLion · « **Reply #2414 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 08:38 »

Quote from: Trollstormur on 23 Jan 2009, 18:57

Man fitting the description of Josef Mengele strolls into Brazilian town, 20% of pregnancies result in blond haired, blue eyed twins

I never understood why the Nazis collectively decided to high-tail it to Argentina (or in this case Brazil.) Why not some Asian or African country?

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2415 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 09:03 »

Jesus.

That story is mindblowing.

How could he even do that with 1960s technology? It doesn't make sense.

snalin · « **Reply #2416 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 10:06 »

I listen to brokencyde and find myself thinking "if the screamer was good at what he did, and the rapping was better, and the beats was better... yeah, that just might work". And of course, they seem sexist, which is never sexy. Oh, they suck all right, but the idea itself with a combination of rap and screams? Not doomed to fail; I'd really want to hear some death metal/rap mix that sounds good. A singer who does clean vocals, rap and growls/screams, a classic metal drummer, a synth, a bass and a cool guitar? That just might work like hell.

Then again, some of my favourite cds are The Hard Road Restrung and Reroute to Remain, so maybe I'm just weird that way.

Orbert · « **Reply #2417 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 11:13 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 23 Jan 2009, 16:47

All of the Walmart parts are awesome

<Awesome pictures of a doggy in a backpack carrier>

Those were some freakin' awesome pictures of a doggy in a backpack carrier!

Liz · « **Reply #2418 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 13:22 »

Guys, I know you have all been waiting for this. I hope you like it.

Penis measuring device!

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #2419 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 15:44 »

Snalin, Brokencyde sucks, and the other band I'm about to name also sucks, but I consider them more bearable than Brokencyde, so maybe they are what you're looking for?

Hollywood Undead?

Gemmwah · « **Reply #2420 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 16:25 »

They are equally as unbearable as Brokencyde. Ugh.

Trollstormur · « **Reply #2421 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 16:42 »

Quote from: RedLion on 24 Jan 2009, 08:38

I never understood why the Nazis collectively decided to high-tail it to Argentina (or in this case Brazil.) Why not some Asian or African country?

because south america was the only majorly neutral continent in world war 2. Both africa and asia had large military campaigns in them.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #2422 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 18:52 »

Laundry day is a very dangerous day.

I wish I were an American because they are all fantastic.

Crikey.

jhocking · « **Reply #2423 on:** 24 Jan 2009, 19:53 »

Quote from: Jimmy the Squid on 24 Jan 2009, 18:52

they are all fantastic.

hahaha

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #2424 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 05:12 »

What do you know, asian guy.

Liz · « **Reply #2425 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 09:58 »

Cernunnos · « **Reply #2426 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 10:56 »

Awesome. Also, the Harrison ford painting is by a guy named Brandon Bird. More can be found at his site: http://www.brandonbird.com/

thegreatbuddha · « **Reply #2427 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 13:13 »

Oh man, Letters to Walken

This is the best thing

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2428 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 20:06 »

Quote from: Cernunnos on 25 Jan 2009, 10:56

Awesome. Also, the Harrison ford painting is by a guy named Brandon Bird. More can be found at his site: http://www.brandonbird.com/

I especially love the Batman Law and Order one

evernew · « **Reply #2429 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 07:00 »

Not a picture but still funny:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=216539&title=Changefest-'09---Youth-Inaugural-Ball

The guy boils down Obama's presidency to "finally we have a cool president".

Trollstormur · « **Reply #2430 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 07:19 »

T Shirt Hell dot com to close February

oh god now where will i get my tacky offensive for the sake of offending shirts D:

Alex C · « **Reply #2431 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 09:43 »

They're closing due to complaints?! Who could possibly take issue with their tastefully done Whore of the Month contest?

Actually, their "I'd rather be fighting the Man" shirt is sort of funny, but only because Mark Cuban wore it.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2432 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 12:59 »

Tom · « **Reply #2433 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 14:20 »

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HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
    AWSUM THX
        VISIBLE FILE
    O NOES
        INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE

Orbert · « **Reply #2434 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 15:35 »

I once read an article about that picture above. It is an actual photograph from 1903 and seems to be the very first known lolcat. The silly thing with cats not being able to spell or speak properly is thankfully absent, but other than that, it is very much in the same spirit as modern lolcats. Funny how that works.

supersheep · « **Reply #2435 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 15:43 »

So there's something about people that makes them want to take pictures of cats and put writing on them? Maybe there is a deep psychological reason for this!

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2436 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 15:45 »

People like cats doing stupid crap and there are always going to be people rich, stupid and spoiled enough to dress them up?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #2437 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 16:59 »

Lolcats would be so much more tolerable if it wasn't for the stupid writing and shitty leetspeek typo bullshit.

Speaking of which.

This fucking video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKVI2_Dl00Y

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2438 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 18:27 »

Dear Christ. That was truly frightening.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2439 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 18:55 »

JD · « **Reply #2440 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 19:57 »

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2441 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 19:59 »

@Xzibit: I LOL'd. Profusely.

JD · « **Reply #2442 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 08:17 »

pic is a link

Catfish_Man · « **Reply #2443 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 09:25 »

Quote from: Jeans on 27 Jan 2009, 08:37

Man, Cthulhu

Palantir:~ david$ man cthulhu
No manual entry for cthulhu

Orbert · « **Reply #2444 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 10:26 »

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #2445 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 13:12 »

They've been around long enough to be considered Internet Old, but I like the Xzibit "Pimp my Ride" meme... when done right.

Also, I gotta say that the sports lics like that Tennis one tend to be the sports equivalent of getting a picture of someone's "O" face. It never comes out right.

MrBlu · « **Reply #2446 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 15:57 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 15 Oct 2008, 13:51

Can you guess who?

I know I'm late, but when I saw this, I first thought "Deadpool and Mary" instead of Golden Age Flash...

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2447 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 22:02 »

Quote

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies -- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton—and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she's soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers—and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead. Complete with 20 illustrations in the style of C. E. Brock (the original illustrator of Pride and Prejudice), this insanely funny expanded edition will introduce Jane Austen's classic novel to new legions of fans.

McTaggart · « **Reply #2448 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 23:21 »

Quote from: Catfish_Man on 27 Jan 2009, 09:25

Quote from: Jeans on 27 Jan 2009, 08:37
Man, Cthulhu

Palantir:~ david$ man cthulhu
No manual entry for cthulhu

I am disappointed. I would have hoped for a script that just spat out gibberish like it was speaking in tongues until you killed it.

Masterbainter · « **Reply #2449 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 07:51 »

am I doing it right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZSc4sKP1Ac&feature=related

BTW 2:00 is when it gets funny

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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