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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2450 on: 28 Jan 2009, 13:47 »

Is everyone getting their Xibit Pics from the sanme thread on Somethingawful.com that I am, or is there a website yet?
I mean lolcats has their own website, and "Yo Dawgs" are consistently way way funnier, accept of course for
and .

The only other lolcat that ever made me laugh is probably the Tweo-Face one someone posted.

Oh, and by the way, this website was my homepage for about 2 years http://www.cutelittlekittens.com/.

If you just go click on the "Cutest kittens" link up top, you'll get EXACTLY THAT/THOSE!?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2452 on: 28 Jan 2009, 14:49 »

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Holy shit, is this real?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2453 on: 28 Jan 2009, 15:11 »

This is amazing.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2454 on: 28 Jan 2009, 16:22 »

BTW 2:00 is when it gets funny

No, it never gets funny. The best thing about that video is the link to this other video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82DjpPX60xU

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2455 on: 29 Jan 2009, 09:35 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2456 on: 29 Jan 2009, 18:09 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2458 on: 29 Jan 2009, 23:57 »



The answer is subtext
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2459 on: 30 Jan 2009, 01:17 »

I don't get it.. shouldn't the first word be Subtext?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2460 on: 30 Jan 2009, 01:43 »

Yes, but the letters also form butt sex.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2461 on: 30 Jan 2009, 04:08 »

Hey did any of you dudes go and read lucid.tv that Jeph Jacques linked to just recently? It is fucking amazing.

Here is the latest strip which is incredible and also entirely non-representative of the rest of the archive


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2463 on: 30 Jan 2009, 13:20 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2464 on: 30 Jan 2009, 15:09 »

I too have been haunted by a Darkness Turkey.  It sucks.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2465 on: 30 Jan 2009, 15:56 »

Hey did any of you dudes go and read lucid.tv that Jeph Jacques linked to just recently? It is fucking amazing.

Here is the latest strip which is incredible and also entirely non-representative of the rest of the archive

Man, I've been reading that for year/s. The author is a pseudo regular poster on the boards.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2466 on: 30 Jan 2009, 16:43 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2468 on: 31 Jan 2009, 14:50 »

I love all the tags on that video:

It starts out reasonably, but seriously?  Formula One?  And CSI's in there twice.  They're dead serious about getting you to watch that video.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2469 on: 31 Jan 2009, 15:28 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2471 on: 31 Jan 2009, 16:43 »

That kid is so remarkable, I really hope his talent is nurtured.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2472 on: 31 Jan 2009, 20:39 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2473 on: 31 Jan 2009, 20:41 »



HOLY SHIT!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2474 on: 31 Jan 2009, 21:49 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2475 on: 31 Jan 2009, 21:56 »

HOLY SHIT IT'S A ZOMBIE, DUDE!!!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2476 on: 31 Jan 2009, 23:02 »

I bet coming up with that took some hard thought.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2478 on: 01 Feb 2009, 13:56 »

that's some strong boarding there, jens.



this is also a jens.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2479 on: 01 Feb 2009, 15:18 »

Obama is absolutely my favorite ever:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2480 on: 01 Feb 2009, 16:34 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2481 on: 01 Feb 2009, 16:37 »

The box says you can shave the baby.

But the eyes say don't you fucking dare.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2482 on: 02 Feb 2009, 06:59 »

Holy F*** damn does that thing scare the piss outta me.

Damn man that thing just isnt cool.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2483 on: 02 Feb 2009, 07:58 »

The box says you can shave the baby.

But your eyes want to be torn out of there sockets for having to witness this abomination.
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Oddly enough the "oh no boobs!" box in the background of todays comic is my usual reaction.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2484 on: 02 Feb 2009, 08:35 »

I am just distrubed that the baby has pubic hair. And maybe a little because it is obviously a fire crotch.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2485 on: 02 Feb 2009, 09:01 »

Man that has moved beyond "pubic hair" into "small, sentient, furry growth" or possibly "exo-skeleton"
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2487 on: 02 Feb 2009, 12:10 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2488 on: 02 Feb 2009, 12:12 »

That's.. wow.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2489 on: 02 Feb 2009, 12:14 »

(I bet you don't, Jens, I bet you don't...)

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« Reply #2490 on: 02 Feb 2009, 18:12 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2491 on: 02 Feb 2009, 18:13 »

Man I would love for that to be real but it's a shop.  I've encountered that exact image before and been so excited that I tracked it down ... it's faked.  The real jellyfish is pretty big but nowhere near that big.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2492 on: 02 Feb 2009, 18:24 »

Yeah I did the same thing, I was incredibly disappointed when I found out it wasn't real.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2493 on: 02 Feb 2009, 18:25 »

http://www.geocities.com/daviduck83/Pokepeni2.htm

I was linked to this, and couldn't bear the horrible knowledge of its existence alone.  I'm so sorry, everyone.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2494 on: 02 Feb 2009, 18:36 »

link because this picture is enormous

Wait, how did Telstra get into that picture? Is Telstra an internet meme now and nobody told me??
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2495 on: 02 Feb 2009, 18:41 »

I like how the pokemon with the biggest dicks are all ones shaped like snakes, who don't actually have visible penises.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2496 on: 02 Feb 2009, 18:43 »

Oh, that was a chart for which Pokemons had the biggest dicks? I thought it was for which Pokemons were the biggest dicks.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2497 on: 02 Feb 2009, 20:33 »

I know where I'm staying on my next vacation!



(Actually I have no idea where this is)
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2498 on: 02 Feb 2009, 20:40 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2499 on: 02 Feb 2009, 20:44 »

Actually Onewheelwizard, at first glance I'm more interested in the pool & spa that are in the door...
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