Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 1329014 times)

Malek · « **Reply #2601 on:** 11 Feb 2009, 16:21 »

Holy shit.

God damn that just put alot of things outta whack.

Now i cant help but wonder if anything i know is real.

OH GOD!

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2602 on:** 11 Feb 2009, 16:36 »

It probably isn't, but don't try and use that as an excuse if you start setting fire to things.

pen · « **Reply #2603 on:** 11 Feb 2009, 17:56 »

http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

Liz · « **Reply #2604 on:** 11 Feb 2009, 18:03 »

I made fried chicken and spaghetti for supper tonight.

That is why I'm chubby.

Alex C · « **Reply #2605 on:** 11 Feb 2009, 18:04 »

That Foster's thing would have been a lot cooler if it wasn't just a rehash of St. Elsewhere.

Jace · « **Reply #2606 on:** 11 Feb 2009, 19:34 »

That's pretty much the point of it though. That is what makes it cool.

Alex C · « **Reply #2607 on:** 11 Feb 2009, 19:51 »

No, that's what made it redundant by panel 4.

Jace · « **Reply #2608 on:** 11 Feb 2009, 20:49 »

This is the type of conversation I have every single day.

azurefirem · « **Reply #2609 on:** 11 Feb 2009, 21:15 »

Quote from: pen on 11 Feb 2009, 17:56

http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

The picture of the Super Mega Double Stuf Oreo is epic win. And full of creamy white goodness

snalin · « **Reply #2610 on:** 12 Feb 2009, 01:16 »

Quote from: pen on 11 Feb 2009, 17:56

http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

I looked through this while eating an apple.

I feel strangely unsatisfied with my apple.

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #2611 on:** 12 Feb 2009, 07:36 »

Quote from: pen on 11 Feb 2009, 17:56

http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

I feel sick.

IronOxide · « **Reply #2612 on:** 12 Feb 2009, 10:20 »

Thank god that website has explored the Garbage Plate, I was going to be incensed if it had not.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2613 on:** 12 Feb 2009, 11:38 »

Oh man there is so much stuff on there, but I think the Meat Ship is by far the worst/best thing ever.

closely followed by the Ultimate Snack Stadium.

Actually the Stadium would be like the best super bowl party idea ever.

Alex C · « **Reply #2614 on:** 12 Feb 2009, 12:11 »

Yeah, that stadium is really cool and the idea that it's basically a centerpiece removes much of the "Gah, I can't believe someone is going to eat all that shit" grossout factor.

That meat ship just looks pretty gross though, to be honest.

pwhodges · « **Reply #2615 on:** 12 Feb 2009, 13:17 »

Purple Nurple bottle opener

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2616 on:** 12 Feb 2009, 13:19 »

Related to the fat website:

I went to Burger King today and ordered a BK Triple Stacker with bacon, then also put barbecue sauce and chicken nuggets on it.

I think I'm dead now.

Masterbainter · « **Reply #2617 on:** 12 Feb 2009, 16:54 »

has this been posted before?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-bNunsWkIw

pen · « **Reply #2618 on:** 12 Feb 2009, 17:07 »

I heard about this... poor kid. Haha.

Masterbainter · « **Reply #2619 on:** 12 Feb 2009, 17:14 »

figuring it out.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2620 on:** 12 Feb 2009, 18:44 »

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #2621 on:** 12 Feb 2009, 20:16 »

Is it sad that I have watched this close to ten times and am still giggling every time? Well, it's only five seconds, so probably not that sad.

WHO BURNED NICHOLAS CAGE'S TOAST!!!!

MrBlu · « **Reply #2622 on:** 12 Feb 2009, 20:28 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 11 Feb 2009, 15:20

Oh, hey. I'm autistic.

mooface · « **Reply #2623 on:** 12 Feb 2009, 23:56 »

has someone posted "kittens inspired by kittens" yet???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU

Malek · « **Reply #2624 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 02:13 »

.....errrr

Ooookkaay way fuucked up,

No realy,thats just to much.

Eris · « **Reply #2625 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 02:24 »

You really think that that too much compared to the other stuff in here?

Am I going to have to get pinocchio porn and post in here?

Alex C · « **Reply #2626 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 03:18 »

Quote from: Jeans on 13 Feb 2009, 02:05

(Yes, I read my spam box)

Spam boxes are the best thing. A few years back, a guy in my WoW guild got all pissed off and quit over silly loot drama. Apparently he then went and signed up for some porn newsletters using the emails of myself and several other guild officers he was mad at. It wasn't really a problem, since I used a second email to sign up for the guild forums and to handle ingame business, but frankly I'm really not sure I really would have minded if he had given the spammers my primary email, because some of the subject lines used to bypass content filters were pure gold. You would sort of know what they were getting at, but the language was just too odd to really be offensive. I'd get dozens of emails a day with subject lines like "You will recieve permission to enter bald apertures." and "So BIG you have trouble with underpants," except a lot of the time they were using purely phonetic spelling. It was amazing, like recieving haikus from an idiot savant who speaks only Engrish.

KvP · « **Reply #2627 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 16:01 »

Paul Rudd: Robot fighter

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #2628 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 18:04 »

"Hahahaha! I think he's dead!"

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2629 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 18:22 »

Christophe · « **Reply #2630 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 21:04 »

uhh guys

Liz · « **Reply #2631 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 21:06 »

Oh my god that kid looks so young. Hell, he is so young! WTF?!?!

David_Dovey · « **Reply #2632 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 21:17 »

That is creepy as shit.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #2633 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 21:21 »

That's fuuuuucked up.

Malek · « **Reply #2634 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 21:24 »

Holy shit.

God damn thats just messed up.

Damn and i thought i knew some young people haveing babys.

Christophe · « **Reply #2635 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 21:29 »

RANK! the following three absolutely ridiculous quotations:

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The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby.

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

Quote

“We didn’t think we would need help from our parents. You don’t really think about that when you find out you are pregnant. You just think your parents will kill you.”

Quote

“When I spoke to him he started crying. He said it was the first time he’d had sex, that he didn’t know what he was doing and of the complications that could come."

Alex C · « **Reply #2636 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 21:34 »

Dammit. Why is it so hard to teach kids that this crap is a bad, bad idea? Graah.

McTaggart · « **Reply #2637 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 21:47 »

I think those quotes are already in order.

axerton · « **Reply #2638 on:** 13 Feb 2009, 22:06 »

you missed this one, and I think it trumps the rest of them

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Last night Michaela Aston, of the anti-abortion Christian charity LIFE, said: “We commend these teenagers for their courage in bringing their child into the world.

I know she's simply folowing her faith and I'll let that slip, but it is the wording that gets me, next time maybe try "While this situtation is by no means ideal we are pleased that the young parents made the right choice when faced with it." (not my actual oppinion) not, what basically comes down to "well done, you are an ispiration to young would be fathers everywhere."

Clintaga · « **Reply #2639 on:** 14 Feb 2009, 00:04 »

From what I understand, the Sun is basically the English Weekly World News i.e. a complete trash tabloid, and it's largely speculated that this is pretty clearly a fake story. I'm pretty sure that if his voice hasn't cracked, he's probably;y not capable of reproducing yet.

EDIT: I just checked their Homepage at 3 AM on Saturday and it is totally covered in at least 7 or 8 different articles about this story. Other stories include multiple gratuitous murders and a Transsexual mafia Boss named Kitty. So the Sun if the most American newspaper in England, I guess.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #2640 on:** 14 Feb 2009, 00:09 »

Someone made a Dinosaur Comics Wordle

Tom · « **Reply #2641 on:** 14 Feb 2009, 00:16 »

Actually, Alfie made it into the Times Also, the larynx and the testes are not connected, your voice need not have broken in order for sperm production begin.

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #2642 on:** 14 Feb 2009, 13:01 »

There is something deeply disturbing about a fifteen year old girl who would have sex with a kid that small and prepubescent. She's only two years older, I guess, but that kid looks like he's nine, tops. Anyone who'd fuck a kid who looks like that is basically a pedophile, even if they are not a legal adult.

KvP · « **Reply #2643 on:** 14 Feb 2009, 14:16 »

Man, have you ever been 15? You'd hump a couch if it came to it.

Malek · « **Reply #2644 on:** 14 Feb 2009, 14:28 »

Lol.

Thats funny as hell.

i was walking down the street to the store when i heard a few teens,around 12-16, and they were talking about how many girls they "Tap" a week.

It was so fucking funny.

JD · « **Reply #2645 on:** 14 Feb 2009, 22:15 »

And now for something completely different...

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #2646 on:** 14 Feb 2009, 23:34 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 14 Feb 2009, 00:09

Someone made a Dinosaur Comics Wordle

It appears to be shaped like the head of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, in silhouette.

Jed · « **Reply #2647 on:** 14 Feb 2009, 23:50 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU0XZMK7hPg

Testing clip of the French made Eryx Anti-Tank system. I guess they need to improve the range of the weapon a bit.

Emaline · « **Reply #2648 on:** 14 Feb 2009, 23:54 »

Quote from: mooface on 12 Feb 2009, 23:56

has someone posted "kittens inspired by kittens" yet???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU

This was unbelievably adorable.

McTaggart · « **Reply #2649 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 06:20 »

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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