Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 1327844 times)

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2650 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 06:27 »

I am not sure wehter I should laugh or cry.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #2651 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 07:10 »

Inlander · « **Reply #2652 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 07:16 »

Is this a spot the difference?

The baby is slightly darker in the second photo.

carrotosaurus · « **Reply #2653 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 07:21 »

That's because Xzibit put a kid in that kid.

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #2654 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 08:02 »

So you can raise a kid while you grow up!

Barmymoo · « **Reply #2655 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 10:42 »

On the front page of the People today, it says "I want a DNA test".

Yes. Alfie thinks he may not in fact be the father of this baby.

Christophe · « **Reply #2656 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 11:16 »

This is one of the guys claiming to be the real father.

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And amazingly the News Of The World has uncovered claims that Chantelle was sleeping with as many as EIGHT teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived on the Old Town estate in Eastbourne, Sussex.

Richard, a trainee chef, said he had sex at least three times with Chantelle at her home, adding: “I KNOW I could be the father. Everyone thinks I am. My friends all tell me that baby has my eyes— even my mum thinks so.

PRE-TEEN BEATDOWN 2009

TAKING ALL BETS

Is it sad to be so obsessed with British tabloid trash? This is turning into an episode of Jerry Springer.

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #2657 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 11:39 »

Quote from: Christophe on 15 Feb 2009, 11:16

Is it sad to be so obsessed with British tabloid trash? This is turning into an episode of Jerry Springer.

Normally, i would say yes but to be honest a story like this has been long overdue in the British tabloids (they usually focus on Z-list celebrities and reality TV shows)

LET THE BETTING COMMENCE!

tania · « **Reply #2658 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 12:54 »

battlestar breakup

i would probably do exactly the same thing as that guy, to be honest

Kylos · « **Reply #2659 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 15:09 »

http://thereadherring.blogspot.com/2009/02/worlds-heaviest-trout-found-in-norwich.html

Apparently, there's going to be a new one every day, and a weekly feature.
Best internet newspaper, ever.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2660 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 15:18 »

Quote from: tania on 15 Feb 2009, 12:54

battlestar breakup

i would probably do exactly the same thing as that guy, to be honest

Well, I mean, she is being kind of a jerk about it. I mean, yeah, the relationship's over but the beginning of season 3 was basically my favorite arc and she's dumb for not watching it. Geez.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2661 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 15:33 »

Inlander · « **Reply #2662 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 15:47 »

There's a problem with that anti-gravity theory. The cat wouldn't eat the toast, it would just lick the butter off. As soon as it did that the mechanism would be broken.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2663 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 15:53 »

But if you had enough toast and enough cats could you create a perpetual motion machine? Something that is far more immediatly useful than a wormhole generator.

Alex C · « **Reply #2664 on:** 15 Feb 2009, 15:56 »

Quote from: Inlander on 15 Feb 2009, 15:47

There's a problem with that anti-gravity theory. The cat wouldn't eat the toast, it would just lick the butter off. As soon as it did that the mechanism would be broken.

Man, you never met my old cat Reggie. Dude'd eat toast, no question.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #2665 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 04:07 »

Malek · « **Reply #2666 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 16:08 »

Dude Awesome.

Thats way cool,but the one on the far right looks like a bandit

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2667 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 16:19 »

est · « **Reply #2668 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 17:16 »

Quote from: Malek on 16 Feb 2009, 16:08

Thats way cool,but the one on the far right looks like a bandit

That is Raphael, and he looks like a bandit because he is a goddamned ninja.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2669 on:** 16 Feb 2009, 18:13 »

I like the artist's version of Splinter with his old kung fu master mustache.

Liz · « **Reply #2670 on:** 17 Feb 2009, 11:07 »

Sometimes I love junk mail.

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HIZON & ASSOCIATES
ADVOCATES SOLICITORS,
LEVEL 12,MENARA TJB
NO 9,JALAN SYED
80000 JOHOR BAHRU
MALAYSIA.

Good Day,

I am Mr. Richard Hizon, an attorney at law. I write you in respect of a deceased client of mine,a military defector in the America/Vietnam war by name Mitchell Dahlig ( NB: not real name as he lived under disguise) who died in a plane crash [Korean Air Flight 801] with the whole passengers on board on August 6,1997. And for your perusal you can view this web site
http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9708/06/guam.passenger.list

My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of –kin and beneficiary of the funds left behind by my late client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at Seven Million United States Dollars( US$7 million dollars) is lodged.
This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated and since he had no family here, although he told me that he has a family in America but did not disclose it for security purposes.

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral
values, do accept my apology. I implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response. Please contact me at once to indicate your interest.

Best Regards,
Barr. Richard Hizon
(Principal Partner)

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2671 on:** 17 Feb 2009, 11:10 »

I...I don't know, Liz.

That seems legit.

MrBlu · « **Reply #2672 on:** 17 Feb 2009, 12:19 »

Yeah, don't be a wimp. Give him your info.

pwhodges · « **Reply #2673 on:** 17 Feb 2009, 12:35 »

There are those who amuse themselves by playing these people at their own game and stringing them along just for fun - in a very few cases, even getting a little money out of them; or photos; or a scan of their passport! These sites have links to others as well as their own stories:

http://www.419baiter.com/games.html
http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm
http://www.whatsthebloodypoint.com/p2.php
http://baita.mugu.co.uk/

Gemmwah · « **Reply #2674 on:** 17 Feb 2009, 14:39 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB1kXDVRHaY

Inlander · « **Reply #2675 on:** 17 Feb 2009, 15:11 »

It saddens me that the kids these days think that's a pretty love song by Whitney Houston.

JD · « **Reply #2676 on:** 17 Feb 2009, 17:00 »

Linked because of hugeness
Edit:This too while i'm at it

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2677 on:** 17 Feb 2009, 17:28 »

Dayum.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2678 on:** 17 Feb 2009, 21:18 »

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2679 on:** 17 Feb 2009, 21:20 »

Oh Jesus, that made me crack up.

Ballard · « **Reply #2680 on:** 17 Feb 2009, 22:48 »

Malek · « **Reply #2681 on:** 17 Feb 2009, 23:14 »

Ballard · « **Reply #2682 on:** 18 Feb 2009, 00:42 »

http://www.dirtycarart.com/gallery/index.htm

Jed · « **Reply #2683 on:** 18 Feb 2009, 06:25 »

http://kuvaton.com/browse/11155/guitar_store.jpg

Cool ad.

tania · « **Reply #2684 on:** 18 Feb 2009, 06:36 »

i am neurotic

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Whenever I need to pull off the little plastic tab on the cap of a new carton of orange juice, I have to shut my eyes closed and stand arms length away or I else I think the juice will splatter all over me and make my eyes burn.

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When eating any food I have to distribute the different parts evenly so that every bite has the same amount of each. E.g. When I eat pizza I tear the crust off first and eat a little bit of the crust with every bite of the interior.

allison · « **Reply #2685 on:** 18 Feb 2009, 07:19 »

Quote from: Ballard on 18 Feb 2009, 00:42

http://www.dirtycarart.com/gallery/index.htm

Is it some kind of sign that I expected something er, 'dirty' - not in a literal sense?

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2686 on:** 18 Feb 2009, 11:44 »

http://dinosaursfuckingrobots.com/

Ballard · « **Reply #2687 on:** 18 Feb 2009, 12:37 »

http://www.futureme.org/

I'm gonna do this as soon as I can put some serious thought into it.

Joe, you've just made my day.

Quote from: allison on 18 Feb 2009, 07:19

Is it some kind of sign that I expected something er, 'dirty' - not in a literal sense?

Welcome to the internet.

Rolling20s · « **Reply #2688 on:** 18 Feb 2009, 16:58 »

Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 18 Feb 2009, 11:44

http://dinosaursfuckingrobots.com/

Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #2689 on:** 18 Feb 2009, 17:45 »

http://www.instructables.com/id/The_Portal_Door//

Fuck yeah!

Wolf · « **Reply #2690 on:** 18 Feb 2009, 19:14 »

There have been over 20,000 members to join the QC Talky Place since I joined.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2691 on:** 18 Feb 2009, 19:21 »

Malek · « **Reply #2692 on:** 18 Feb 2009, 19:29 »

Epic. *Throws chair*

KvP · « **Reply #2693 on:** 18 Feb 2009, 22:40 »

Quote from: Ballard on 18 Feb 2009, 12:37

http://www.futureme.org/

I'm gonna do this as soon as I can put some serious thought into it.

I did this when I was in high school and sent it to this last Fall. Message was "note to future self: Buy Fallout 3". Unfortunately it had been pushed back some months at that point :[

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #2694 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 01:18 »

Drinking out of Cups - Liam Lynch and Dan Deacon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCV2L0c6K0

You don't like the lighthouse? You suck.

Dollface · « **Reply #2695 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 01:56 »

Vrooom! im steamroller

Bowers · « **Reply #2696 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 07:55 »

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

sandysmilinstrange · « **Reply #2697 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 08:21 »

I choose laugh.

Luke C · « **Reply #2698 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 08:52 »

MOAR CRAP NEEDED.

Ballard · « **Reply #2699 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 09:11 »

THE INTERNET.

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