Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 1335590 times)

Emaline · « **Reply #2750 on:** 22 Feb 2009, 10:56 »

It was some guy bitching about all the women on craigslist being prostitues and spambots, and asking them how much they made having sex online, "probly $5 a day". And then offered his help, "why don't you come suck on this dick for $100" and continuing to bitch and moan and say fuck a lot. Then he ended it with "I don't know what to say I'm so mad."

Its not as funny retelling it.

bicostp · « **Reply #2751 on:** 22 Feb 2009, 11:06 »

Quote from: ImRonBurgundy? on 21 Feb 2009, 10:57

http://ingenuitywelcome.com/game/

Get the coconuts to the shredder! I've only managed 80% efficiency so far, but I like the look of my design.

EDIT: 81%

That game's a lot of fun.

And easy to break once you figure out that you can build a bucket in the coconut thing to pull the coconuts out without starting the timer, drive all the way to the end, and then hit start to win in 0:00 at 100% efficiency.
(Highlight for spoiler)

Also, you can build "behind" the green toolbox, as long as you don't click on any of the buttons. (Passing through them works, though.) And dragging parts outside the Flash object works, too. (Great for building a long ramp out of a rectangle to bypass some of the bumps in the road. Scaling the whole page 50% in Opera + long beam to drive over = 20 seconds saved and about a 40% increase in efficiency without changing the vehicle or driving strategy. Gotta love it.)

Another fun tidbit: faster computers give you better times, because the timer goes the same speed regardless of how fast your computer is running the car. Scaling down the window helps a lot.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #2752 on:** 22 Feb 2009, 13:37 »

Emaline if you have not read the Best Of Craigslist section on their website I recommend you do so now.

And MarkTBSc, if your read Least I Could Do that banner makes perfect sense

Also, in the realm of great ads, found this on Facebook:

Liz · « **Reply #2753 on:** 22 Feb 2009, 15:05 »

haha. Oh god facebook. I love you.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2754 on:** 22 Feb 2009, 21:43 »

Ballard · « **Reply #2755 on:** 22 Feb 2009, 21:57 »

You just made my day.

Malek · « **Reply #2756 on:** 22 Feb 2009, 23:35 »

I agree.

My day,It has been made

Gemmwah · « **Reply #2757 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 03:17 »

I sat and sang it. Oh that made me so happy.

Hat · « **Reply #2758 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 15:55 »

Hey guys who wants to see a video of Meatloaf fighting a car?

why am I even asking, the answer is ALL OF YOU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg03N3EiR6Q

SirJuggles · « **Reply #2759 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 16:47 »

The scene at 0:21 where he is first "hit" by the car is one of the most graceful things I have ever seen.

Ballard · « **Reply #2760 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 16:49 »

I dunno if there's anything "graceful" about Meat Loaf. I'd stick with "fucking cool" personally.

Trollstormur · « **Reply #2761 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 17:40 »

lol wat

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2762 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 22:47 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_B5UrI7nAI&e

Ballard · « **Reply #2763 on:** 23 Feb 2009, 22:56 »

^ Absolutely the best thing. That put a huge grin on my face.

pwhodges · « **Reply #2764 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 03:04 »

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2765 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 03:29 »

Actually that's exactly what we were planning to do with you Paul. Mwuahahahaha.

SilentJ · « **Reply #2766 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 03:30 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk

that's kinda... that's kinda gay, but whatever.

...jesus.

Jed · « **Reply #2767 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 04:27 »

Der Schlangemann

This is seriously fucked up but still hilarious at the same time.

snalin · « **Reply #2768 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 05:29 »

Germany has taken animated porn to a whole, new, scary level.

JD · « **Reply #2769 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 07:01 »

It's made in Germany so you know it's good stuff. SHAMWOW!

snalin · « **Reply #2770 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 07:07 »

Que Hora Es?

Puki · « **Reply #2771 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 08:24 »

blanktom · « **Reply #2772 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 08:28 »

Oh dear lord.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #2773 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 15:03 »

Shit, I knew I should never have uploaded those pictures to the internet.

0bsessions · « **Reply #2774 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 15:39 »

QUICK GUYS, WATCH THIS VIDEO: A VIDEO

0bsessions · « **Reply #2775 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 15:40 »

Now you are all sad.

pen · « **Reply #2776 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 15:47 »

You are a dick.

Orbert · « **Reply #2777 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 15:57 »

Ha, I didn't watch it! I am not sad!

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #2778 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 16:37 »

I didn't watch it, and am still hooked on the coconut game. I win forever.

pen · « **Reply #2779 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 17:32 »

Weird...

Anyway, here is cuteness!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av7AhHhz8Q8

0bsessions · « **Reply #2780 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 17:41 »

I will never be able to eat spaghetti again because of that potty video. Thanks a fucking lot, Jens, that was my cheap food of choice. Now I need to learn to like ramen or starve to death.

Cernunnos · « **Reply #2781 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 20:17 »

the thatcher effect

or, what happens when your eyes and mouth are kept upright when your head is turned upside down.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2782 on:** 24 Feb 2009, 20:43 »

Quote from: 0bsessions on 24 Feb 2009, 15:39

QUICK GUYS, WATCH THIS VIDEO: A VIDEO

The first movie made it so I will never cry at that.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #2783 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 04:12 »

Hey guys just a thought but can you fucking stop posting just youtube links with absolutely no description whatsoever?

Look:

Here is a rabbit eating parsley. Oh my God. Oh my God so cute.

Easy like E.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #2784 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 04:28 »

Oh my god that is so cute!

pwhodges · « **Reply #2785 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 04:49 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 25 Feb 2009, 04:12

Easy like E.

I remember when I lived in Salisbury in the early 90s, one morning, after a rave somewhere near, shop signs and fascias throughout the city centre had all had the letter E removed when it was physically separate.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #2786 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 07:43 »

pwhodges · « **Reply #2787 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 07:50 »

That hurts - if you don't watch it, I'll dig out the pictures of my grand piano after it was set on fire by an arsonist. Grrr! He was never caught, though the police were as sure as me who it was, and interviewed him more than once.

Dollface · « **Reply #2788 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 10:02 »

well im off to get some beer and munch but dont worry i will be drunk.

benji · « **Reply #2789 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 10:34 »

Breaking up in the age of editable media.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2790 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 11:34 »

Hahaha GREAT

mberan42 · « **Reply #2791 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 13:43 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 25 Feb 2009, 04:12

stop posting youtube links

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #2792 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 17:51 »

JD · « **Reply #2793 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 17:58 »

Mesmerizing

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2794 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 18:16 »

Quote from: Jeans on 25 Feb 2009, 13:53

This is something so entirely insignificant I don't even know why I'm bothering to respond. It takes you three seconds to see what the link is about, if you can't spare those three seconds you shouldn't be on the internet in the first place - and, it doesn't even happen that much! I'll keep posting links however I want to, thankyouverymuch.

On the flip side, but takes you like three seconds to type up what the heck it is you are posting, I ain't seeing why it's an unreasonable request to do an easy thing that'll make other people more likely to enjoy what you posted and help them. I mean, it probably took more time and energy to say no in your verbose way than just doing so on the aggregate amount of future YouTube links you post.

Liz · « **Reply #2795 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 18:49 »

Generally I skip past youtube links unless there is something telling me what it is. So I like little descriptions, and we should do them more often.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2796 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 18:59 »

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2797 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 19:29 »

It just seemed to me to be a request in the vernacular of the forums.

phooey · « **Reply #2798 on:** 25 Feb 2009, 21:53 »

Pointless thread has turned into a Lit 101 class on close reading, and we are examining Mssr Dovey's aphorisms.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2799 on:** 26 Feb 2009, 01:39 »

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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