Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 1328974 times)

Inlander · « **Reply #3100 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 22:38 »

I think you can get trauma counseling for that.

negative creep · « **Reply #3101 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 22:50 »

Do you think I could sue him?

Inlander · « **Reply #3102 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 22:52 »

Not until they write the needless viewing of bad sitcoms into the U.N. human rights charter.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #3103 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 02:50 »

Hi, My name is Jack and I'll be your trauma counselor today...

...let the healing begin.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3104 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 05:41 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3105 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 10:04 »

Quote from: negative creep on 16 Mar 2009, 20:53

Hey Blue Kitty, I just watched the entire first season of The IT Crowd, and it's all your fault!

Your suffering, it is delicious

snalin · « **Reply #3106 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 14:33 »

This one is called "Fetal Trapping in Northern California"

I've never really liked art, but then I found this nook of the internets. Thank you, Mark Ryden, for being awesome.

Avec · « **Reply #3107 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 19:36 »

Don't think was posted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #3108 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 21:28 »

Jon Lajoie is the shit.

KvP · « **Reply #3109 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 21:40 »

Ah, that's the Everyday Normal Guy... guy. Good deal.

Avec · « **Reply #3110 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 22:14 »

I thought he was the "Show Me Your Genitals Guy?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE&feature=channel

Dollface · « **Reply #3111 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 00:55 »

Oh fuck its satan!

Thaes · « **Reply #3112 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 04:53 »

I knew they'd have obvious examples like politicians and such, but Spider Man and Helen Keller!?

Alex C · « **Reply #3113 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 10:19 »

I thought the Pat Robertson pic was even better.

Dollface · « **Reply #3114 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 15:11 »

Wikipedia from hell.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #3115 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 15:15 »

No I think that is encyclopedia dramatica.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #3116 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 15:21 »

I'd like to think I have nothing against furries. But really?

http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Fur_Folks_%26_Fun

Quote from: WikiFur

Track #7. Yerf! I Feel Like a Furry

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #3117 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 09:28 »

I was looking through the TVTropes website, and I found a real gem:

Quote

The Japanese release of Army Of Darkness was called "Captain Supermarket".

This struck me as humorous enough to share.

Avec · « **Reply #3118 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 09:40 »

Can someone explain to me what a furry is?

celticgeek · « **Reply #3119 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 09:43 »

Start here:

Furry Fandom

Orbert · « **Reply #3120 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 10:05 »

Ah... sunset. Relax. Smile.

JD · « **Reply #3121 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 11:46 »

we need to get this emoticon

carrotosaurus · « **Reply #3122 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 14:10 »

http://philseyhoffamused.ytmnd.com/

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #3123 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 14:14 »

Quote from: Avec on 19 Mar 2009, 09:40

Can someone explain to me what a furry is?

Welcome to the internet.

Avec · « **Reply #3124 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 16:18 »

Oh, I thought it was like Pokemon.

Caleb · « **Reply #3125 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 16:32 »

Quote from: Avec on 19 Mar 2009, 09:40

Can someone explain to me what a furry is?

Was anyone's first response to try to shield this person from the horrible things the internet has brought to light?

Things which you know actually exist and all and it's fine because different strokes and all, but there is no reason that most people have to know about some things.

...

You know what Avec it is just like Pokemon. Don't give it a second thought.

Caleb · « **Reply #3126 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 16:37 »

Quote from: Cartilage Head on 19 Mar 2009, 14:14

Quote from: Avec on 19 Mar 2009, 09:40
Can someone explain to me what a furry is?

Welcome to the internet.

Here's the standard issue fork to poke out your eyes with. You will need that later.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #3127 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 16:44 »

i'm sorry to say that this post has a point.

if you want to hear a really good song about all the horrible things on the internet i recommend you get the album "These Machines" by Mr. Bear. the very last track "A Chosen Few Dump Our Fists and Be Proud" is all about the innocence destroyer called Internet. it's wonderful. the entire album is wonderful. it was posted in the MF thread a while back so i can't take credit for the link (i think it was bulldawg or somebody).

link:

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http://www.mediaf!re.com/?oufttbyejdn

if anyone, this thread should be able to appreciate that song because it deals with exactly this kind of thing.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3128 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 18:14 »

SirJuggles · « **Reply #3129 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 18:49 »

Wonderful concept, punchline disappointing

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3130 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 19:10 »

JD · « **Reply #3131 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 19:22 »

Dollface · « **Reply #3132 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 22:01 »

Speaking of street fighter.

Jace · « **Reply #3133 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 03:12 »

This is currently my desktop image.

Scrambled Egg Machine · « **Reply #3134 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 07:28 »

Jamie Hyneman?

Reed · « **Reply #3135 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 07:33 »

That be the Techno Viking!

and that wallpaper is fucking awesome

Caleb · « **Reply #3136 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 08:22 »

I didn't really understand the Techno Viking video but I am glad I watched it.

the random guy offering him water was the best.

Clintaga · « **Reply #3137 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 11:35 »

I unironically aspire to be the Techno-viking every day I am alive, and approach most situations by looking down at my WWT-VD Livestrong bracelet. He is my Hero.

Also, Obama made fun of retards, I guess: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1607391/20090320/story.jhtml

Edit: vv Ty for the Pull up homey vv

SirJuggles · « **Reply #3138 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 14:23 »

Quote from: Clintaga on 20 Mar 2009, 11:35

I unironically aspire to be the Techno-viking every day I am alive, and approach most situations by looking down at my WWT-VD Livestrong bracelet. He is my Hero.

Also, Obama made fun of retards, I guess: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1607391/20090320/story.jhtml

Image tags on accident I'm thinking.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #3139 on:** 21 Mar 2009, 08:17 »

Filmed from on top of the Burj Dubai.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/GMABig/story?id=7035696

Even the footage looking down is making me nauseous.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3140 on:** 21 Mar 2009, 10:33 »

Malek · « **Reply #3141 on:** 22 Mar 2009, 03:19 »

...

What the hell.

My mind is blown. Again

JD · « **Reply #3142 on:** 22 Mar 2009, 17:54 »

Inlander · « **Reply #3143 on:** 22 Mar 2009, 23:04 »

Man that one never fails to make me laugh.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #3144 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 00:32 »

Ah that reminds me of this old gem:

Quote from: The Internet

Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,... and I didn't land."

MarkTBSc · « **Reply #3145 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 01:38 »

A classic, SirJuggles, a true classic. Certainly one of my favourites.

In the interest of being... Topical.

A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

Good joke. Everyone laughs.

MrBlu · « **Reply #3146 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 02:18 »

Quote from: SirJuggles on 23 Mar 2009, 00:32

Ah that reminds me of this old gem:

Quote from: The Internet
Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,... and I didn't land."

I don't get it...

Dollface · « **Reply #3147 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 02:28 »

I hope this helps

ledhendrix · « **Reply #3148 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 02:59 »

Extreme Sheep Herding is the best thing.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #3149 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 04:44 »

Sometimes Wikipedia really does worry me... and then I remember that this stuff is so interesting.

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