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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3150 on: 23 Mar 2009, 07:18 »

Extreme Sheep Herding is the best thing.

Holy shit! I'm not even sure if I'm kidding when I say that that is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
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« Reply #3151 on: 23 Mar 2009, 09:11 »

Are you sure about that?

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« Reply #3152 on: 23 Mar 2009, 09:59 »

Extreme Sheep Herding is the best thing.

This is the truest statement ever written
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« Reply #3153 on: 23 Mar 2009, 10:36 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3156 on: 23 Mar 2009, 12:33 »

A classic, SirJuggles, a true classic. Certainly one of my favourites.

In the interest of being... Topical.

A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

Good joke. Everyone laughs.

I heard one recently that had Alan Moore and Watchmen in it.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3157 on: 24 Mar 2009, 12:42 »

You are my hero. I showed this to my entire lab and they loved it! Especially my advisor, who did his post-doc at Stanford (where the video was filmed). That has to be by far, the greatest science video ever.
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« Reply #3158 on: 24 Mar 2009, 12:46 »

I showed it to my friend doing biology, he wishes all his lectures were like that.
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« Reply #3159 on: 24 Mar 2009, 16:30 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3160 on: 24 Mar 2009, 18:21 »


This picture is 104 years old.




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« Reply #3161 on: 24 Mar 2009, 18:28 »

Man I totally wish all old pictures were in color now.  That is some rockin' shit.
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« Reply #3162 on: 24 Mar 2009, 22:02 »




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« Reply #3163 on: 24 Mar 2009, 22:19 »

Every time I say "That is not funny" I laugh harder.
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« Reply #3164 on: 25 Mar 2009, 00:18 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3167 on: 25 Mar 2009, 12:05 »

Maybe that was one of Banksy's guerrilla art pieces.
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« Reply #3168 on: 25 Mar 2009, 12:11 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3169 on: 25 Mar 2009, 15:43 »

Oh wow I never heard about the Arnold thing...

...Hollywood is pretty f'ed up.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3170 on: 25 Mar 2009, 16:09 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3171 on: 25 Mar 2009, 20:23 »


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3172 on: 25 Mar 2009, 22:05 »

Watchmen home shopping network?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3173 on: 25 Mar 2009, 23:36 »

You guys are doing it wrong! The sheep herding, the protein synthesis dance and the colouring of old photographs are not pointless. They are fucking awesome.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3174 on: 26 Mar 2009, 02:22 »

I was really disappointed when that "Watches" design didn't get made on Threadless. I mean, not only are they well-designed, but stop for a second and look at their positions.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3175 on: 26 Mar 2009, 14:44 »

Possible implied relationship with Niteowl and Ozymandias?
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« Reply #3176 on: 26 Mar 2009, 18:22 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3177 on: 27 Mar 2009, 02:29 »

Spiderman, spiderman, im going to fuck you like spiderman.  :laugh:
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3178 on: 27 Mar 2009, 08:22 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3179 on: 27 Mar 2009, 08:37 »

Lol, nuts.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3180 on: 27 Mar 2009, 10:50 »

"Hooked on grapefruit, youg Babar shed a tear as he opened his dealers fly..."
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3181 on: 27 Mar 2009, 11:31 »

"Hooked on grapefruit, youg Babar shed a tear as he opened his dealers fly..."

oh dear i almost lost my bladder control when i readed that.  :laugh:
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3182 on: 27 Mar 2009, 13:01 »

Hey guys! Who wants a delicious Toasty Torpedo from Quizno's?

Okay. Now that you've watched that, who still wants one?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3183 on: 27 Mar 2009, 13:10 »

In related news:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/7960997.stm

How's this a crime worthy of spending the tax payers' money?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3184 on: 27 Mar 2009, 13:55 »

Hey guys, if any of you still care about that British prepubescent father thing, turns out he's not the father.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3185 on: 27 Mar 2009, 14:24 »

That seemed rather likely after several older boys stepped up to the mark.  I wonder if they'll go through testing the lot of them to see who gets the fun of being a real teenage dad...

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No web link, but my local paper has an article about some good ladies of Oxford who have spotted a gap in the market.  They are knitting jumpers for cold ex-battery hens; apparently when the hens are retired from their egg-laying duties, their feathers tend to fall out, and so they get cold.
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« Reply #3186 on: 27 Mar 2009, 19:38 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3187 on: 27 Mar 2009, 19:53 »

elephant picture


got a little junk in the trunk, there
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3188 on: 28 Mar 2009, 11:10 »

elephant picture


got a little junk in the trunk, there

My vote right here.

To contribute: It's a Butt! It's a Wang! It's a... duck flying through the air?. Potentially Not Work Safe, maybe?

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3189 on: 28 Mar 2009, 13:38 »

This advert is driving me mad....keep constantly seeing it on TV
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3190 on: 28 Mar 2009, 19:06 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3191 on: 28 Mar 2009, 19:47 »



Also, I know the guy that did the tune for the advert
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« Reply #3192 on: 29 Mar 2009, 00:22 »






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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3193 on: 29 Mar 2009, 00:33 »

Birds aren't the only thing Jeph draws when he's not drawing QC


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3194 on: 29 Mar 2009, 05:59 »

Michelle Obama's arms: Too Muscular

I'm putting this in the pointless thread because WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT HER GODDAMN ARMS LOOK LIKE?
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« Reply #3195 on: 29 Mar 2009, 08:16 »

Must be all that arm-exercise she gets throwing those terrorist fist-punches.
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« Reply #3196 on: 29 Mar 2009, 08:21 »

She is speaking at my school's commencement ceremony this year. Will report back on true density of arms.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3197 on: 29 Mar 2009, 13:14 »



Awesome
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3198 on: 29 Mar 2009, 13:31 »

...

that is pretty damned rad.
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« Reply #3199 on: 29 Mar 2009, 14:04 »

...

WHO THE HELL FIGURED THAT OUT, AND HOW CAN WE PRAISE HIM?!
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