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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3350 on: 08 Apr 2009, 10:42 »

Human mutation or the new baby snuggie?




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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3351 on: 08 Apr 2009, 14:01 »

Man playing around with that nuclear bomb map gadget has taught me... nukes aren't as big as I thought. Like, yeah, it wipes out my city. But all my life I had thought these things were-state killers. Heck, if one hit downtown LA my hometown would be fine. I'm suspecting, however, that this thing doesn't give any indication of fallout, and that's what'll get ya.

What you're not taking into account is fallout (like you mentioned), but also demoralization of the population, loss of industry, loss of population, loss of land usage, etc. That's why the two bombs in WWII essentially won the war. It wasn't solely the physical loss of the city - the Japanese were all like "ok, fuck that, you win, don't blow up our cities any more."
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3353 on: 08 Apr 2009, 14:25 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3354 on: 08 Apr 2009, 14:31 »

As soon as I saw that I immediately looked for a way to solve it.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3355 on: 09 Apr 2009, 09:10 »

http://www.playauditorium.com/

Absolutely my favorite  game on the internet.

If you like both color and sound, play this game.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3356 on: 09 Apr 2009, 09:15 »

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After I tried to complete all of the newest Zelda game, side missions et al, in just two days, with no sleep, this is how I kept expecting things to happen every time I walked into a room. Literally, after a certain point I was begging people in the room I was in to hand me a rubik's cube or something, so's I could solve it, get the small key, and actually leave the room. In most cases, the door wasn't actually locked.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3359 on: 09 Apr 2009, 10:50 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3360 on: 09 Apr 2009, 11:22 »

Hope you invested in firearms, because the shit is about to hit the fan
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3361 on: 09 Apr 2009, 11:51 »

Awesome, I live on the fucking East Coast too.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3362 on: 09 Apr 2009, 11:54 »

Oh no. That is really freaky.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3363 on: 09 Apr 2009, 11:57 »

Probably a schizophrenic or an acid freak.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3364 on: 09 Apr 2009, 11:58 »

 Or the guy exaggerated and he didn't really chew and swallow his flesh.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3365 on: 09 Apr 2009, 12:04 »

this is how it starts!

everyone's all "no big deal, just some loony" but sooner or later you're gonna be swimming in a sea of zombies and i'll be laughing from the safety of my tree fort because i saw it coming.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3367 on: 09 Apr 2009, 12:39 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3368 on: 09 Apr 2009, 14:09 »

I need to get myself a gun.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3369 on: 09 Apr 2009, 18:49 »

"Oh man, I got the best Steve Job last night ... it wasn't a quick time.

.. he called me Tiger."

-a friend of mine, earlier today.

Though it should get shared somehow, this seemed like the appropriate place.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3370 on: 09 Apr 2009, 18:56 »

That is how I feel about this thread in general.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3371 on: 09 Apr 2009, 19:48 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3372 on: 09 Apr 2009, 20:19 »

I don't get it.






P.S. the art kinda sucks, is that the point?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3373 on: 09 Apr 2009, 23:06 »

Storm controls the weather.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3374 on: 09 Apr 2009, 23:16 »

door lock maze

This would suck drunk.
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« Reply #3375 on: 09 Apr 2009, 23:21 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3376 on: 10 Apr 2009, 08:55 »

I can't tell if Kanye is embarrassed by the fact that he's rolling five deep in wet seal customers or if he dressed those poor folks like that to make himself look better in comparison.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3377 on: 10 Apr 2009, 10:03 »

Eh the guy to the right of him looks kinda normal-ish
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3378 on: 10 Apr 2009, 10:37 »

Anyone else eager for the DLC?


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3379 on: 10 Apr 2009, 10:38 »

They're fresh ta def, no doubt.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3380 on: 10 Apr 2009, 10:39 »

A Second Random Biting Attack

this time in Seattle.

this one's closer to home to me, and I'm getting seriously worried.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3381 on: 10 Apr 2009, 11:39 »

Maybe Zombies hate bad music.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3382 on: 10 Apr 2009, 20:01 »

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« Reply #3383 on: 10 Apr 2009, 20:11 »


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3385 on: 10 Apr 2009, 22:22 »

anyone who uses comic sans should be shot
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3386 on: 10 Apr 2009, 23:27 »

Criterion Games

Hot shit some of these are awesome.









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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3387 on: 11 Apr 2009, 00:49 »

Dang man. All using cool fonts and simple yet elegant designs to mimic the aesthetic of the Criterion Collection awwwww shiiiiiiiit

Makes you think about how arty some of those games presented themselves as to to begin with.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3388 on: 11 Apr 2009, 02:55 »

Those are neat, but it looks like I'm missing some culture here.

Criterion: fill me in please.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3389 on: 11 Apr 2009, 03:31 »

scooby doo where are you!

Fuck i need lot of weed and cookies then i just watch this.
I hope you do the same thing.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3390 on: 11 Apr 2009, 06:42 »

The Japanese really know how to advertise their fruits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpqxSBclqWs
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3391 on: 11 Apr 2009, 07:25 »

Those are neat, but it looks like I'm missing some culture here.

Criterion: fill me in please.
Criterion, Video game dev company.

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Man playing around with that nuclear bomb map gadget has taught me... nukes aren't as big as I thought. Like, yeah, it wipes out my city. But all my life I had thought these things were-state killers. Heck, if one hit downtown LA my hometown would be fine. I'm suspecting, however, that this thing doesn't give any indication of fallout, and that's what'll get ya.

Wonderful, if anyone of those goes off in Jamaica, it'd take out half the country. Yay.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3392 on: 11 Apr 2009, 07:47 »

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I actually think it was reference to the Criterion Collection film company

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Since 1984, the Criterion Collection, a continuing series of important classic and contemporary films, has been dedicated to gathering the greatest films from around the world and publishing them in editions that offer the highest technical quality and award-winning, original supplements.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3393 on: 11 Apr 2009, 09:18 »

I think it's great that for Final Fantasy X-2, they basically slapped a picture of boobs on there.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3394 on: 11 Apr 2009, 09:54 »

Hey guys I do not get this one.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3395 on: 11 Apr 2009, 10:16 »

Wow, the Okami one brings back some awesome memories.

If you guys have never heard of Kenny vs. Spenny, you should check this out.

http://www.youtube.com/user/CoolMAXuk
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3396 on: 11 Apr 2009, 11:47 »

I am reposting this because I posted it at the end of the last page and people really shouldn't miss it.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3397 on: 11 Apr 2009, 13:36 »

What the fluff, Slick? Get out of my Dojo.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3398 on: 11 Apr 2009, 15:01 »

On the note of those Criterion things: Check this out.


I kinda want all those books now.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3399 on: 11 Apr 2009, 17:03 »

Me too. They're food for my eyes (like this site).
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