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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3500 on: 18 Apr 2009, 16:28 »

That comic page makes me think of DOGWELDER.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3501 on: 19 Apr 2009, 00:02 »

Oh, Section 8. So short-lived.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3502 on: 19 Apr 2009, 13:59 »

hey guys did you know that bacon makes good fuel for a thermal lance?

http://www.popsci.com/bacon

now you do.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3503 on: 19 Apr 2009, 14:15 »

Yeah I've been doing that for years
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3504 on: 19 Apr 2009, 18:37 »



DLC is almost out woooo
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« Reply #3505 on: 19 Apr 2009, 19:51 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3506 on: 20 Apr 2009, 13:28 »

NOM NOM NOM

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« Reply #3507 on: 20 Apr 2009, 14:01 »

fuckin' awesome
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« Reply #3508 on: 20 Apr 2009, 17:00 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3509 on: 20 Apr 2009, 17:01 »

I spy a nip slip.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3510 on: 20 Apr 2009, 19:49 »

Now that you mention it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3511 on: 20 Apr 2009, 21:20 »

Hey you guys, do you remember Smell Yo Dick?

Acoustic version recorded by some friends from Viva Mayday.

It's actually quite fucking good.
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« Reply #3512 on: 20 Apr 2009, 23:39 »

NOM NOM NOM

I'm not sure if the baby is enough to appease Mr. Dinosaur, but I love that picture.

I think the gleeful grin on the man's face, plus the little girl obviously crying "Nooooooo!" make it.

That, and the innocent baby being offered to Sir Spinosaurus.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3513 on: 21 Apr 2009, 03:25 »



I love this picture, it's like on of those cartoony jigsaw puzzles where there is something going on in every little part of it.
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« Reply #3514 on: 21 Apr 2009, 03:25 »

Need.Go.Home.Now.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3515 on: 21 Apr 2009, 03:28 »

Algebra brings out the worst in people.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3516 on: 21 Apr 2009, 03:36 »




That kid in middle in that pic is saying "Every one keep your fucking cool i got this" or "im so fucking cool even the worlds is around crazy"
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« Reply #3517 on: 21 Apr 2009, 03:46 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3518 on: 21 Apr 2009, 04:04 »



I love this picture, it's like on of those cartoony jigsaw puzzles where there is something going on in every little part of it.

That is now black and white and my desktop background at work. I'm quoting the picture because of how fucking awesome it is.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3519 on: 21 Apr 2009, 07:53 »

Taken from the Wikipedia help desk:

My son Siddhartha Rajesh Gupta missing from 05:09:2004 Sunday at about 16:00 hrs His date of birth 04:10:1982 birth time 23:30 hrs birth place Nagpur Mahrashtra Kindly tail me about his future and they will come back after hoe much time. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 164.100.111.69 (talk) 09:46, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

    We are the free encyclopaedia Wikipedia. We are not fortune-tellers, and have no way to answer your question. Sorry. Xenon54 (talk) 10:03, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3520 on: 21 Apr 2009, 08:26 »

due to the fact that the picture has already set some record for pic quoting I wont do it again, but it took me a good few seconds to actually figure out what the point of focus in it was. I looked to the middle then down and a clockwise spiral, when I finally figured it out I jumped worse than I ever do at horror movies.

Having seen that though It took a while to shake my initial impression that the woman in the sunglasses was just eating popcorn. There are so many great parts to that photo though, I particularly like the kid under the caption perfectly expressing "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!" as well as the woman in front of him cowering away, while the guy in front of her appears to be thinking "why hello there".

 
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3521 on: 21 Apr 2009, 09:33 »

Also the dude who is letting a child fall from his lap in order to protect himself. What a guy.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3522 on: 21 Apr 2009, 09:40 »

He's holding his kid, don't worry.  Also, that kid is basically Jesus in this photo.

"Lo, and the Lord said, "Chill the fuck out guys."  Amen."
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3523 on: 21 Apr 2009, 10:03 »

I dunno that kid is doing a fairly good impression of someone who is falling forwards, and I am not convinced that the dude's hand is going anywhere other than up to protect his own face.
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« Reply #3524 on: 21 Apr 2009, 10:28 »

Why has no one mentioned the ginger kid at the bottom.
It was definitely her idea.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3525 on: 21 Apr 2009, 11:59 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3527 on: 21 Apr 2009, 15:30 »

I can't believe those guys made it on Jimmy Kimmel.
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« Reply #3528 on: 21 Apr 2009, 18:38 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3529 on: 21 Apr 2009, 19:11 »

Need.Go.Home.Now.
[img ]http://photos-e.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v2716/71/121/710125293/n710125293_6583668_2538894.jpg[/img]

"Your Mom" is not a function.

Just sayin'.

Is yo' mama a function.  Sorry my math skills are not that great.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3530 on: 21 Apr 2009, 19:45 »


 this is fucking awful
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3531 on: 21 Apr 2009, 20:11 »

In the "related" section there's a little boy who's made video blogs about how wrong gay marriage is. So people around the internet started calling him "homo" and it's really really bothering him.

What an age we live in.
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« Reply #3532 on: 21 Apr 2009, 21:25 »

« Last Edit: 22 Apr 2009, 08:43 by allison »
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3533 on: 21 Apr 2009, 21:28 »

Man I still remember when little kids on youtube was either hilarious or adorable.
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« Reply #3534 on: 21 Apr 2009, 21:39 »

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« Reply #3536 on: 21 Apr 2009, 22:11 »

One of those unicorn tattoos reminded me of this essential gem.
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« Reply #3537 on: 21 Apr 2009, 22:27 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3539 on: 22 Apr 2009, 01:10 »

I think I'd heard that joke somewhere before, but those three panels demonstrate why the PA guys are still top of the class:

No words. A simple joke expertly delivered without a shred of dialogue. It didn't need any and they didn't try to get any in. If you get it, then you get it. If you don't, explaining the joke to you wouldn't then make it funny, you'd just understand why other people found it funny. Which they wouldn't anymore, because the punchline was ruined by explaining it.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3540 on: 22 Apr 2009, 01:25 »



Amazing.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3541 on: 22 Apr 2009, 01:37 »

Need.Go.Home.Now.
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"Your Mom" is not a function.

Just sayin'.

I know, but I don't know the English name for what it is, so this was the best I could do. A curve? A parameter?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3542 on: 22 Apr 2009, 02:00 »

Man, I would never get a tattoo that ironic.

I'm going to wake up the morning after when I'm sober and go "Why the FLUFF did I do that?"

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3543 on: 22 Apr 2009, 03:53 »


Uh, what?
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« Reply #3544 on: 22 Apr 2009, 04:10 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3546 on: 22 Apr 2009, 08:38 »

This is especially for Patrick in relation to the Ask Jeph thread, but I figured it would be inappropriate to post it over there.

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« Reply #3547 on: 22 Apr 2009, 10:31 »

Posted on Salon today, a rather serious newsmagazine -



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