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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3750 on: 04 May 2009, 00:10 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3752 on: 04 May 2009, 05:53 »

Jazz flute is for sissy boys,

except for when you're beat boxing over it:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3753 on: 04 May 2009, 09:52 »

you gotta log in, but it seems to be a public video.
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« Reply #3754 on: 04 May 2009, 10:20 »

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« Reply #3755 on: 04 May 2009, 11:48 »

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« Reply #3756 on: 04 May 2009, 12:04 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3757 on: 04 May 2009, 12:11 »

The Joker is secretly a big fan of Ichi the Killer.
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« Reply #3758 on: 04 May 2009, 12:27 »

The Joker is secretly a big fan of Ichi the Killer.
and fan of Kuchisake onna.
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« Reply #3759 on: 04 May 2009, 12:34 »

He looks slightly like shaggy from scooby doo as well, the sandwich making, the bedraggled hair, he must have had a change of clothes and had scooby put down though.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3761 on: 04 May 2009, 18:36 »




this post is easily the best post i have seen in a long time

it's just so goddamn...


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3762 on: 04 May 2009, 18:36 »




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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3763 on: 04 May 2009, 19:11 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3764 on: 04 May 2009, 19:40 »

What issue is that from?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3765 on: 04 May 2009, 20:05 »

"I can't shake the feeling he's building something in there..."

What's he building in there?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3766 on: 04 May 2009, 21:34 »

WWF pic's

Those are so great it just gave me some serious flash back to watching wrestling as a kid.

Fucking Koko B. Ware and JYD oh man, Hilbilly jim, the big boss man was a complete jerk.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3768 on: 05 May 2009, 05:14 »


"yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3769 on: 05 May 2009, 07:32 »

"yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

oh god I lol'd



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3770 on: 05 May 2009, 07:34 »

"yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

I know where that is!  I used to ride in those bumper cars all the time as a kid; they're in Santa Monica.  But I never got to bump with Hugh Laurie. :( :(
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3771 on: 05 May 2009, 07:48 »


"yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

Hugh Laurie is just an adorable man.  Also he makes me jealous because he can do fucking everything.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3773 on: 05 May 2009, 08:38 »

"I can't shake the feeling he's building something in there..."

What's he building in there?

This is brilliant.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3774 on: 05 May 2009, 08:52 »

I love Wikipedia.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3775 on: 05 May 2009, 09:34 »



When i was young once a year there were this fair (or some fuck i dont know)
but there was bumber cars and being a young boy that was like fantastic orgasmic
now you think that bumb with those cars because they were BUMBER FUCKING CARS!
but nooo we couldnt because they might break or some shit so we were forced to drive neat and nice in perfect manner if you bumbed other car you were fucking outta there, not buts or ifs that rule was absolute.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3776 on: 05 May 2009, 09:50 »

Yeah I never got that. We used to have one of those fairs too, but they let us bump away like crazy, but then I went to other places and they were like 'nooo, they're not called bumper cars for that reason'
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3777 on: 05 May 2009, 09:52 »

Just one hand and then CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3778 on: 05 May 2009, 14:46 »



I love the heavy's face in the last panel.

also, the pyro cook throughout the comic.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3779 on: 05 May 2009, 20:37 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3780 on: 05 May 2009, 20:44 »

From "Related videos":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp-KfC_5mEo&NR=1

At least this kid's young enough for it to be adorable instead of slightly pathetic. For some reason the moment when his (I assume) sister wanders nonchalantly through the background just makes the video.
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« Reply #3782 on: 05 May 2009, 22:05 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3784 on: 06 May 2009, 08:54 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3785 on: 06 May 2009, 10:44 »

so um these are pretty pointless

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5274864/New-beach-shoes-combine-high-heels-and-flippers.html

as a guy, is it weird to say I would totally rock those (at the beach, of course)?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3786 on: 06 May 2009, 11:17 »

The moment you step off of a hard surface, your heels are just going to drive straight into the sand and you'll topple over backwards!

Hmmm... He's do better to keep the toe of the shoe in the traditional shape but make the heel shaft extend sideways away from the body's central axis. It'd give you more thrust than just plain shoes or feet but you'd still be able to walk in them.
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« Reply #3787 on: 06 May 2009, 11:22 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3788 on: 06 May 2009, 13:15 »

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« Reply #3789 on: 06 May 2009, 13:23 »

same goes to horses.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3790 on: 06 May 2009, 15:30 »

The moment you step off of a hard surface, your heels are just going to drive straight into the sand and you'll topple over backwards!

This is exactly what I thought.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3791 on: 06 May 2009, 16:28 »

You've worn heels?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3792 on: 06 May 2009, 16:29 »

I haven't, but it hits me as absurdly obvious.
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« Reply #3793 on: 06 May 2009, 16:37 »

yea, I though of that too. Because if heels sink into lawns, then sand must be terrible. but flipper-heels. seriously.
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« Reply #3794 on: 06 May 2009, 16:51 »

There's some guy who put pictures on the internet of a monorail he built in his garden. It's amazing.

I'll link to it once I finish my exam tomorrow morn'.
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« Reply #3795 on: 06 May 2009, 17:57 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3796 on: 06 May 2009, 18:06 »

I think I can just about make out what Didier Drogba is saying here -

Exit, pursued by M.Ballack -

I can understand why they'd react like that in the heat of the moment, given some of the decisions that went against them combined with the sudden nature of their being knocked out - but if, tomorrow or the next day or whenever they're interviewed after the game when all the excitement has died down, either of them says anything other than "I apologise for being a complete arse and for behaving in such a disgraceful manner", then they deserve everything that's coming to them.

Either way, just goes to show that all the money in the world can't buy a team capable of winning anything! Real Madrid found that out, and now Chelsea are, too.
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« Reply #3797 on: 06 May 2009, 18:38 »

Either way, just goes to show that all the money in the world can't buy a team capable of winning anything! Real Madrid found that out, and now Chelsea are, too.

And Man U and Barca are finding out the exact opposite.
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« Reply #3798 on: 06 May 2009, 18:59 »

The difference is that both Man U and Barca have built their success on a solid core of either local juniors, or players who weren't big names before they joined the team. Chelsea and Real cherry-picked the most famous players from around the world and tried (and failed) to make champion teams out of them.
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