Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 1327876 times)

Ballard · « **Reply #3951 on:** 18 May 2009, 16:28 »

Aw man this one.

also: apparently I'm internet famous because 30 or so of my friends conspired to drop that bomb on me and kept it secret for almost a month until one of them successfully got me to stumble on it completely by accident. holy shit I love my friends.

Tyler · « **Reply #3952 on:** 18 May 2009, 16:50 »

He is in one of those tiny ad things. Its like what Dan and I did to Huda 2 years ago on Overcompensating.

JD · « **Reply #3953 on:** 18 May 2009, 16:54 »

This is the coolest thing.

Mr. Tool · « **Reply #3954 on:** 18 May 2009, 19:10 »

Ballard · « **Reply #3955 on:** 18 May 2009, 19:14 »

Video is better.

iamiam · « **Reply #3956 on:** 18 May 2009, 19:16 »

http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/

MrBlu · « **Reply #3957 on:** 18 May 2009, 19:30 »

GUYS!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phe3_EfYRJU

GVSU Varsity Men (Glee Club) does something TOTALLY AWESOME!

JD · « **Reply #3958 on:** 18 May 2009, 20:14 »

The guy behind the guy who did the solo looks really bored.

Tyler · « **Reply #3959 on:** 18 May 2009, 22:28 »

Quote from: iamiam on 18 May 2009, 19:16

http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/

<3this

Tom · « **Reply #3960 on:** 18 May 2009, 23:58 »

Quote from: Ballard on 18 May 2009, 16:28

quantum erotica

I'm not ashamed anymore to admit that stuff like that makes me think of dudes.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #3961 on:** 19 May 2009, 00:13 »

That was a pretty good comic.

ladies and gentlemen: pictureisunrelated.com:

Dollface · « **Reply #3962 on:** 19 May 2009, 03:31 »

Sad.

Too soon?

snalin · « **Reply #3963 on:** 19 May 2009, 06:09 »

The best part is the idiots that put the russ-cards* in the pocket in front of their crotches. A 18/19 year old that's approached by a little kid, and proceeds to start digging through his crotch is the worst thing.

* All of those guys in that pic has a kinda individual id-card, and small kids collect those.

Mr. Tool · « **Reply #3964 on:** 19 May 2009, 06:41 »

I'm a little late to this particular meme but...

JD · « **Reply #3965 on:** 19 May 2009, 12:54 »

pwhodges · « **Reply #3966 on:** 19 May 2009, 13:02 »

I moved with two dogs from a house that had a transparent dog-flap mounted in a solid door to one that had an opaque dog-flap mounted in a door of glazed panels. Sorry, no pictures, but you can imagine for yourself what a stupid dog did; and again, and again...

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #3967 on:** 19 May 2009, 15:51 »

continued here:
http://www.viruscomix.com/page156.html

CardinalFang · « **Reply #3968 on:** 19 May 2009, 16:38 »

JD · « **Reply #3969 on:** 19 May 2009, 16:59 »

Meg · « **Reply #3970 on:** 19 May 2009, 18:49 »

Quote from: CardinalFang on 19 May 2009, 16:38

Holy fuck.

nobo · « **Reply #3971 on:** 19 May 2009, 19:47 »

yeah... pressure differences can sure make shit implode

Ballard · « **Reply #3972 on:** 19 May 2009, 19:52 »

You can very easily recreate that at home. Take an empty soda can, pour a little bit of water into the bottom (approximately two thirds of an inch up) and hold it over a flame (use tongs) until steam comes out the top as the water boils. When this happens, take the can (with the tongs) and quickly turn it over upside-down into a pot of cold water.

Cool shit happens.

P.S. internet fame gets better

Inlander · « **Reply #3973 on:** 19 May 2009, 20:21 »

Sorry to break it to you man, but I think it only counts as fame if complete strangers know who you are when they see that.

JD · « **Reply #3974 on:** 19 May 2009, 20:27 »

MrBlu · « **Reply #3975 on:** 19 May 2009, 20:32 »

Yeah, Ballard. Tell us when the ED or Uncyclopedia article is up (that would be hilarious).

axerton · « **Reply #3976 on:** 20 May 2009, 00:41 »

you become internet famous when someone in the real world recognises you from the internet, all you've done in increase your chances of becoming internet famous

allison · « **Reply #3977 on:** 20 May 2009, 04:02 »

I have been recognized from the internet before! Am I internet famous?

Caleb · « **Reply #3978 on:** 20 May 2009, 08:13 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 19 May 2009, 20:27

*donut pic*

Aww. You can tell from his eyebrows that Brutus Bearclaw didn't want it to have to come to this.

Mr. Tool · « **Reply #3979 on:** 20 May 2009, 08:49 »

An artist by the name of Orioto has been making some beautiful art inspired by videogames. Here's a few of my favorites.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3980 on:** 20 May 2009, 09:00 »

That guy can suck a dick. Some asshole at work keeps setting it as the background on every machine, it's garish and annoying and every time we delete the shit he puts it back on somewhere else.

Reed · « **Reply #3981 on:** 20 May 2009, 12:13 »

Clearly you need to replace all of your backgrounds with this

Caleb · « **Reply #3982 on:** 20 May 2009, 12:19 »

Clearly that is the only option on the table at this juncture.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3983 on:** 20 May 2009, 13:18 »

JD · « **Reply #3984 on:** 20 May 2009, 13:19 »

You know that guy that messes up photos intentionally? This is where those photos go

PS, the stuff flying out the back of Jughead's skull is ketchup.

Ballard · « **Reply #3985 on:** 20 May 2009, 13:55 »

Some of these are solid gold.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #3986 on:** 20 May 2009, 14:01 »

i'm more interested in the guy with top hat sitting nonchalantly in the background than the idiot who's actually trying to get attention

Wolf · « **Reply #3987 on:** 20 May 2009, 14:08 »

Quote from: Dimmukane on 20 May 2009, 09:00

That guy can suck a dick. Some asshole at work keeps setting it as the background on every machine, it's garish and annoying and every time we delete the shit he puts it back on somewhere else.

I like this guy at your work, he is making me laugh right now.

Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 20 May 2009, 14:01

i'm more interested in the guy with top hat sitting nonchalantly in the background than the idiot who's actually trying to get attention

I noticed that guy right away as well, why is he wearing a top hat to a baseball game.

Scrambled Egg Machine · « **Reply #3988 on:** 20 May 2009, 14:21 »

Either senility, neo-Victorianism, or sheer awesomeness.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #3989 on:** 20 May 2009, 14:32 »

the best part is that it looks like he's holding something up to his ear.

i like to imagine it's one of these primitive hearing aids

Ballard · « **Reply #3990 on:** 20 May 2009, 14:57 »

Quote from: Wolf on 20 May 2009, 14:08

I noticed that guy right away as well, why is he wearing a top hat to a baseball game.

Look at those women. It can't be a baseball game.

Sooner football or rugby (which makes the top hat and tux more feasible).

Reed · « **Reply #3991 on:** 20 May 2009, 14:59 »

This reminds me of a few years ago when a friend sent me the link to some stranger's photo of a WSU football game on facebook. I had no idea why he sent me the picture until I noticed that it had perfectly caught my girlfriend and I mid-fight in the background. I looked like I was on the verge of raging all over her.

Wolf · « **Reply #3992 on:** 20 May 2009, 15:14 »

Quote from: Ballard on 20 May 2009, 14:57

Quote from: Wolf on 20 May 2009, 14:08
I noticed that guy right away as well, why is he wearing a top hat to a baseball game.

Look at those women. It can't be a baseball game.

Sooner football or rugby (which makes the top hat and tux more feasible).

You might be right I thought the guy drinking water behind them was wearing a cincinati reds had but looking at it now I don't hink it is.

Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 20 May 2009, 14:32

the best part is that it looks like he's holding something up to his ear.

i like to imagine it's one of these primitive hearing aids

I pictured him using this retro bluetooth handsets

Tyler · « **Reply #3993 on:** 20 May 2009, 15:14 »

Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 20 May 2009, 14:01

i'm more interested in the guy with top hat sitting nonchalantly in the background than the idiot who's actually trying to get attention

He had not seen or heard from Julia in so long. It had been 23 years, 4 months, and 2 days since his daughter's disappearance. As the years passed, and slowly took a toll upon his body, his memories left him one by one. It took him longer to recall the faces of old friends, some lost to him forever. But the events of that day would forever remain fresh in his mind.The papers blamed the Catalan guerrillas. The police reports had it listed so brutally simply as a kidnapping. No notes, no witnesses. That had all changed 7 years ago when the call came. The woman's voice on the phone. Subdued but anxious, the call was short but echoed in his mind. "Please, wait for me at the park, where we used to go before. I miss you. I love you." And so he came. Every day for seven years. He came and waited. He knew there was not much left for him in this life. His bones felt heavier each morning. After the first few months, his mind told him to let go. He rationalized that the call might not have been her at all. He tried to stop coming before, but his heart pulled that weary body onward. He sees the children and families. The young lovers, the retirees, the idle rich. They all come for leisure, to enjoy life. To live. He comes to wait. To hope.

Ballard · « **Reply #3994 on:** 20 May 2009, 17:32 »

Quote from: Tyler on 20 May 2009, 15:14

[18:31] Tyler: oh god I just wrote terrible fiction for the pointless thread

Scrambled Egg Machine · « **Reply #3995 on:** 20 May 2009, 17:45 »

I feel sad.

axerton · « **Reply #3996 on:** 20 May 2009, 20:09 »

I think this one deserves special mention.

Wolf · « **Reply #3997 on:** 20 May 2009, 21:05 »

This one made me laugh until tears were coming out of my eyes.

Ballard · « **Reply #3998 on:** 20 May 2009, 21:33 »

Is the name of that team Eagans?

Liz · « **Reply #3999 on:** 20 May 2009, 22:08 »

Eagan is a suburb of Minneapolis/St. Paul (Minnesota). So it is the city name.

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