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Photos are pretty cool
Eris:
Now we have:
Crappy Webcam Theatre!
I washed my hair today, and was being silly trying to work out how to make it look pretty while being tied up
Then I gave up and remembered that my hair will probably never behave
Ballard:
Creepy young man in Elmo suit hitting on my friends: check
Creepy young man gets disgruntled when my friends will not sleep with him and takes off his Elmo mask while swearing at us down the street in Spanish: check
Dancefloor shenanigans: check
Jace:
None of those girls are legal, I bet. Realizing this makes me feel old even though I am only 19.
Also, gene, your hair is looking better and you seem to always be surrounded by ladies in your pictures.
Inlander:
--- Quote from: Ballard on 10 Feb 2009, 22:16 ---Dancefloor shenanigans: check
--- End quote ---
I'm afraid it appears that your friend is a supporter of Collingwood Football Club. If I've learned anything from living in Melbourne, it's that that means you'll have to find a new friend.
David_Dovey:
A young Iraqi gentleman shows great promise and talent at playing Australian rules football. He shows so much promise that he is drafted to play professionally by the Collingwood Football Club. He becomes a very popular and successful football player and wins the best & fairest award at his club. Excitedly he calls his mother to tell her the good news. "Mother, mother!" he exclaims, "I have won the best and fairest award at the Magpies and I am making so much money and you should hear the crowds cheer for me when I get the ball! I am so happy!" "That is very good, my son" replies the mother, "but things are awful here with your family. Your brother has been beaten by a gang, your sister has been raped! We are afraid to leave the house and there is sounds of gunfire and screaming all night!" The son is dismayed to hear this and says he asks if he can help in any way. "Help?" asks the mother, incredulously. "You're the reason we had to move to this godforsaken Collingwood hellhole in the first place!"
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