Gather around children, I would like to tell you a short story.
Tonight Liz decided to fold an origami dinosaur. It ended up looking somewhat like a raptor.
So naturally she posed with it. Nicely first, but also a silly pose because it was Liz, folks.
Then it dawned on her that it would be fun to pretend that the little paper raptor was was huge.
But the lighting in Liz's bedroom was not the greatest, the set-up was all wrong, and the yellow raptor didn't fare well in a camera flash. So she colored it in with a giant black marker and moved to the kitchen.
The raptor attacked! Oh my goodness she's done for!
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The end?