I feel like telling an embarrassing story. So here is a few of my recent facebook photos of the most-ridiculous category. I'm kind of over the embarrassment now, due to relentless teasing by my peers.
Here, I am not getting raped by a giant sperm, actually I was bashing him up. Quite badly apparently, trying to puncture him with my stilletos.
Here I am exchanging germs with a random dude leaning against another dude.
Here I am distracting a boy from hitting the black ball in a game of pool.
Harr harr you can all laugh. I am a foool.