jhocking: My front porch is covered in astroturf. When it gets worn out, I'm having it ground down and covering the porch mastic and terracotta tiles, even the edges. It'll look kick ass.
KickThatBathProf: More cushion for the pushin', bad boy. You think you could handle me? All the women in my family are big, going back four generations. I've largely made peace with it.