I'm pretty near the center of Illinois. My hometown is equidistant between St. Louis, Mo. and Springfield, Il.
My hometown has a population of 2800. I've been having a really hard time finding people my age to hang out with lately, so the lady friend and I have to make our own fun. Sometimes that fun involves Bukowski-esque binge drinking in shabby bars without talking to anyone. Other times, it involves amazing breakfasts and road-trips that cover two states and six counties.
Anyway, if you're from near St. Louis and you're awesome, I have many excellent career opportunities as a fun-times friendship companion. Compensation matches experience. Inquire within.