Thankyou Johnny, I was worried that people were (A) politely ignoring the joke; (B) thinking "look at that tosser with the sunglasses; or (C) thinking "What the fuck?!" I was this close to photoshopping myself into a ginger to make it painfully obvious to everyone.
Also, um, I spent far too much time getting those photos right and thinking up a good CSI one-liner and I was worried that all that effort had gone to waste. Whereas clearly it hasn't and I in no way need to re-prioritise my life.