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Om nom nom delicious meat...
öde:
--- Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 09 Jul 2008, 13:57 ---first of all, that will never happen.
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Unless you eat less meat. Then it is happening. Try not to think of yourself as completely insignificant because you actually do have a huge effect on the world.
KharBevNor:
I have a fetish for cannibalism, but I'm not sure I'd actually do it, except in a survival situation, and then probably only if the person I was eating had died of something else first, or if I didn't like them.
Also, that fleshdonor thing totally sounds like something a cannibal fetishist might have thought up.
Scandanavian War Machine:
--- Quote from: öde on 09 Jul 2008, 14:03 ---
--- Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 09 Jul 2008, 13:57 ---first of all, that will never happen.
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Unless you eat less meat. Then it is happening. Try not to think of yourself as completely insignificant because you actually do have a huge effect on the world.
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i didn't realize she was directing that specifically at me. i guess i read it wrong and thought she meant everyone.
of course i could eat less meat but i don't want to because i don't eat very much meat to begin with.
besides the whole point of the plan is make the world a better place without having to personally do a thing. it's the American Dream.
KharBevNor:
Also.
Bound and gagged in a black pot
Seared and flavoured with herbs and salt
Marinated slowly in a secret sauce
Roasted and served as sumptuous course
They dribble and drool as I try and get loose
Stewing slowly in my own juice
Rubbing their tummies and licking their lips
Devoured me up and served with chips
By the time they're done there'll be no one left around
Just a special bus full of mutants geeks and downs
We'll be beaten tender so we taste real nice
When we're sliced and diced and served with rice
By the hobblin, wobbling, stammering spacks
And the inbred freaks with misshapen backs
Demented 'tards with missing teeth
Cutting me up and chewing on my meat
Masticated by the spasticated
Put me in a pot, put me in the pain
Boil up my bones, fry my glands
Take away my heart, put it in the coals
Slice me up fine, serve me in bowls
Checks my eyes for signs of life
Masticated by the spasticated
I black out as he sharpens his knife
Masticated by the spasticated
By the time they're done there'll be no one left around
Masticated by the spasticated
Just a special bus full of mutants geeks and downs
Masticated by the spasticated
We'll be beaten tender so we taste real nice
Masticated by the spasticated
When we're sliced and diced and served with rice
Masticated by the spasticated
jhocking:
--- Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 09 Jul 2008, 13:57 ---think of how much space is taken up in the U.S. alone by cemetaries and graveyards. to me, it seems like an awful waste of space. space that could be used for any number of much more useful things.
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Anyone who thinks the US has a shortage of space has obviously never taken a long road trip.
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