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Scandanavian War Machine:
man, as soon as i saw that joe had replied to this thread i knew you were gonna come in here and get all old and wise on my ass. lucky for me, i have a counter-point.
firstly, i never said we had a shortage of space. i just think burying bodies is a waste of space.
secondly, alot of that empty space is desert and is practically unusable.
ooh you know what i just thought of? why don't we just use that desert space for burying people and put current cemetary land to better use. everybody wins. the people that don't want to get eaten can still be buried (and be preserved much better by the dry climate anyway) and we have more land in urban areas for other things....like malt shops.
jhocking:
--- Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 09 Jul 2008, 15:08 ---as soon as i saw that joe had replied to this thread i knew you were gonna come in here and get all old and wise on my ass.
--- End quote ---
Have you been drinking?
BONUS: alternative lines I considered before settling on that one -
Did you hit your head today?
Are you on the drugs?
I think you have me confused with Yoda.
Scandanavian War Machine:
i should have been more specific:
when i said "wise" i should have said "much smarter than me"
Lines:
Also, I didn't think that much of the US was desert. I would think there'd be more plain, mountain, and forest region.
But yes, being buried is a waste of space, a waste of money, and actually quite silly. I mean, they want to prevent you from turning into compost. How silly! I will not partake in that nonsense! Plus, embalmed people give me the jibblies. No, I won't go to your funeral.
mooface:
i would prefer to donate my body to medicine & research than be eaten. i feel like that would be much more useful. americans could stand to eat a few less hamburgers, anyways.
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