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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #500 on: 22 Dec 2008, 22:00 »
Just Better: Thyroid Cancer For Dummies
Just Worse: Chicken Soup for the Soul

The Kenny - Whiskey dick
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Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 01 Jan 2011, 21:56
I'm like the boy who cried "you guys are faggots"

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #501 on: 22 Dec 2008, 23:26 »
Just Better: Kahlua cock
Just Worse: Sapporo Schlong

The Kenny: Forced achewood references
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[16:27] Ozy:  has joined the room
[16:27] Quietus: porn necklace!
[16:27] Quietus: Shove it up yer vag!
[16:27] Ozy: has left the room

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #502 on: 23 Dec 2008, 08:58 »
Just Better: Wearing a pair of briefs so tight you feel like you could be Ray for Halloween
Just Worse: Forced Ctrl-Alt-Del references

The Kenny: Throwing up in front of your date--on your first date
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #503 on: 23 Dec 2008, 11:35 »
Just Better: Throwing up behind your date
Just Worse: Throwing up on your date

The Kenny: Greasy hair
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Quote from: Patrick on 30 Dec 2010, 03:07
And if you played too hard it'd flop out and dangle around by the wire and that is just super ugly

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #504 on: 23 Dec 2008, 11:46 »
Just Better: Greasy foods
Just Worse: Alec Baldwin

The Kenny: Occam's Razor
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #505 on: 26 Dec 2008, 22:40 »
Just better: Buridian's ass
Just worse: Those fucking 5 bladed razors. What's the fucking point? My face isn't even that big.

The Kenny: Waking up
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Quote from: rynne on 23 Oct 2008, 06:27
Tina Turner kicking the crap out of Zombie Ike Turner?

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #506 on: 27 Dec 2008, 06:40 »
Just better:  Going back to sleep
Just worse: Getting out of bed.

The Kenny:  Shitty Christmas gifts
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Quote from: Surgoshan on 12 Nov 2008, 04:38
I mean, it would still suck, but at least it would suck creatively.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #507 on: 27 Dec 2008, 07:48 »
Just better: Neat-o Christmas gifts
Just worse: No Christmas gifts

The Kenny: Wool socks
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Ho, ho, ho!

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #508 on: 27 Dec 2008, 07:58 »
I think I finally get this now.

Just better: Cashmere socks
Just worse: wool allergy

The Kenny: panty hose
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #509 on: 27 Dec 2008, 10:06 »
Just Better: Sexy Panties
Just Worse: Grannie Panties

The Kenny: Grandma's cookies.
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Rizzla: Man... I'm only interested in girls who've had penises.
Rizzla: Fuck
Rizzla: I mean girls who have penises.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #510 on: 27 Dec 2008, 19:45 »
Just Better: My cookies with drugs in them (Plural is not a mistake, they are awesome)
Just Worse: My normal cookies

The Kenny: Tidying your room
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #511 on: 28 Dec 2008, 06:21 »
Just better: Trashing your room.
Just worse: Flooding your room

The Kenny: Getting pulled over
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Quote from: Surgoshan on 12 Nov 2008, 04:38
I mean, it would still suck, but at least it would suck creatively.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #512 on: 28 Dec 2008, 06:54 »
Just better: getting pulled out of a swamp
Just worse: getting pulled under the ocean surface by a many-tentacled sea monster

The Kenny: a sheep in your garden
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There's this really handy "other thing" I'm going to write as a footnote to my abstract that I can probably explore these issues in. I think I'll call it my "dissertation."

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #513 on: 28 Dec 2008, 08:47 »
Just better: ANYTHING
Just worse: a sheep in your house maaaaughghghhhsblaugh.

The Kenny: Lee Evans
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Quote from: Jace on 23 Oct 2010, 21:57
oh good god 4lko jaeger bomb. Holy goood god what have I done.
 :psyduck: psyduck is the most appropriate right now. FUUUUKC

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #514 on: 28 Dec 2008, 08:58 »
Just Better: Lee Ranaldo
Just Worse: Lee, Massachusetts

The Kenny: Sandwiches
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Quote from: Patrick on 13 Sep 2011, 12:20
Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #515 on: 28 Dec 2008, 09:05 »
Just Better: Sand Witches
Just Worse: Sand Bitches

The Kenny: A Hypothetical Kingdom of Hipsterdom
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #516 on: 28 Dec 2008, 10:24 »
Just Better: The Actual Kingdom of AWESOME
Just Worse: Hipsters taking over the world.

The Kenny: postcards
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #517 on: 28 Dec 2008, 10:25 »
Just Better: Post Secret
Just Worse: The Postman starring Kevin Costner

The Kenny: Waterworld
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #518 on: 28 Dec 2008, 11:45 »
Just Better: Hearing someone talking about Nickelback in a positive tone and busting into the conversation with a "whaaaaaaaaaaaat"
Just Worse: Rubbernecking

The Kenny: Macho Man Randy Savage
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #519 on: 28 Dec 2008, 12:03 »
Just better: Bush man Ray Mears
Just worse: Bush man Bill Murray

The Kenny: Science!
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #520 on: 28 Dec 2008, 12:09 »
Just Better: Magic!
Just Worse: Sharp Sticks!

The Kenny: Delicious Waffles
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I would probably be getting laid right now if it weren't for the Jews

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #521 on: 28 Dec 2008, 16:43 »
Just Better: Delicious Crepes
Just Worse: Not-so-delicious pancakes.

The Kenny: Rat poison
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Quote from: rynne on 23 Oct 2008, 06:27
Tina Turner kicking the crap out of Zombie Ike Turner?

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #522 on: 28 Dec 2008, 17:11 »
just better: pet rats
just worse: poisonous rats

The Kenny: buying used sex toys from E-bay.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #523 on: 28 Dec 2008, 17:54 »
Just better: sex
Just worse: STDs

The Kenny: little black dress
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #524 on: 28 Dec 2008, 21:02 »
Just better: little black dress on my bedroom floor
Just worse: little black cross dresser (On my bedroom floor)

The Kenny: Athletic cups
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #525 on: 28 Dec 2008, 22:01 »
Just Better: stiletto heel to the junk while wearing a cup, followed by inquisitive look from attacker
Just Worse: stiletto heel to the junk in any other situation

The Kenny - Gender non-discriminate game of multi-level Spin the Bottle with your ten closest friends.
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Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 01 Jan 2011, 21:56
I'm like the boy who cried "you guys are faggots"

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #526 on: 28 Dec 2008, 23:21 »
Just Better: Spin the Bottle with your friends sister and her friends.
Just Worse: Diakatana

The Kenny: Bacon sammich
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #527 on: 30 Dec 2008, 16:49 »
Just better: Bacon sandwich.
Just worse: Bacon witch.

The Kenny: Pigs in a blanket.
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Quote from: Surgoshan on 12 Nov 2008, 04:38
I mean, it would still suck, but at least it would suck creatively.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #528 on: 30 Dec 2008, 18:45 »
Just Better: Bacon wrapped scallops (as long as we're talking hors d'oeuvres))
Just Worse: Balut-in-a-blanket

The Kenny - Jones Soda Thanksgiving Samplers

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Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 01 Jan 2011, 21:56
I'm like the boy who cried "you guys are faggots"

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #529 on: 30 Dec 2008, 18:48 »
Just better: Real Thanksgiving dinner
Just worse:  Thanksgiving dinner in a blender

The Kenny: Psychotic Turkeys
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Quote from: Surgoshan on 12 Nov 2008, 04:38
I mean, it would still suck, but at least it would suck creatively.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #530 on: 30 Dec 2008, 23:15 »
Just better: Self basting turkeys
Just worse: Psychotic people with turkey carvers...

The Kenny: Knowing is half the battle
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #531 on: 31 Dec 2008, 00:12 »
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #532 on: 31 Dec 2008, 00:14 »
Just Better: Knowing is Half the Hassle
Just Worse: GI JOE PSAs

The Kenny: The Doctor.
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Rizzla: Man... I'm only interested in girls who've had penises.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #533 on: 31 Dec 2008, 01:07 »
Just Better: House M.D
Just Worse: Valentino Rossi

The Kenny: Toblerone bar
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #534 on: 31 Dec 2008, 01:19 »
just better: andes mints
just worse: plain hershey's bar

the kenny: having an electric guitar and no amplifier for three months and counting.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #535 on: 31 Dec 2008, 01:40 »
Just better: Realising your friend has talked for so long that the girl he is talking too is looking for any other human being to talk to
Just worse: Realising that is happening to you

the Kenny: Sausage sandwhich when you get in from the pub.
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Oddly enough the "oh no boobs!" box in the background of todays comic is my usual reaction.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #536 on: 31 Dec 2008, 01:52 »
Just Better: Fish and chips made properly
Even Better: Homemade bacon + sausage + egg + cheese sandwich for late breakfast/early brunch

The Kenny - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
« Last Edit: 31 Dec 2008, 01:57 by Ballard »
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #537 on: 31 Dec 2008, 01:54 »
Just better: the realisation that you are becoming Dr. Horrible
Just worse: Realising that means your going to get someone killed.

The kenny: Musical elitism
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Oddly enough the "oh no boobs!" box in the background of todays comic is my usual reaction.

Jace

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #538 on: 31 Dec 2008, 02:14 »
Just Better: Liking music that nobody else understands.
Just Worse: Wait, Liking music that nobody else understands.
Way Worse: Creed
Eye gougingly worse: Nickelback

The Kenny: Flannel
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Rizzla: Man... I'm only interested in girls who've had penises.
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Rizzla: I mean girls who have penises.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #539 on: 31 Dec 2008, 04:20 »
Just Better: Not living in the 80's
Just Worse: Living in iraq circa 2k6

The kenny: Forgetting to put a kenny in
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #540 on: 31 Dec 2008, 04:38 »
Just Better: Coming up with a hilarious Kenny
Just Worse: Being that guy who has to do a Kenny after EACH AND EVERY OTHER KENNY

The Kenny:
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Rizzla: Man... I'm only interested in girls who've had penises.
Rizzla: Fuck
Rizzla: I mean girls who have penises.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #541 on: 31 Dec 2008, 05:07 »
Just Better: HUAGLBUAGL
Just Worse: Enormous Cocks In Your Mouth
Even Worse: Damnit Why Isn't This Gray Gray Enough

The Kenny: Someone humping your leg at a crowded concert
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #542 on: 31 Dec 2008, 05:15 »
Just better: Someone stomping on your leg at a crowded concert.
Just worse: Someone humping your leg at the opera.

The Kenny: Annoying Facebook group invitations.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #543 on: 31 Dec 2008, 05:17 »
Just Better: Internet friends adding you on facebook.
Just Worse: App invitations on facebook.

The Kenny: Norway
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Rizzla: Fuck
Rizzla: I mean girls who have penises.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #544 on: 31 Dec 2008, 06:57 »
Just Better: Norwegian forumites
Just Worse: The weather in Norway

The Kenny: Sir Joseph Hocking, esq.
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Fuck you, I want him so bad.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #545 on: 31 Dec 2008, 08:25 »
Just Better: Sir Danosaur
Just Worse: Sir Tommydski

The Kenny: snow
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #546 on: 31 Dec 2008, 08:28 »
Just Better: sunshine!
Just Worse: hail

The Kenny: used tissues
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #547 on: 31 Dec 2008, 08:32 »
Just Better: New Tissues
Just Worse: Used TP

The Kenny: A Broken Jaw
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #548 on: 31 Dec 2008, 08:37 »
Just Better: Jawbreaker
Just Worse: An actual jawbreaker

The Kenny: Getting kicked in the balls.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #549 on: 31 Dec 2008, 12:18 »
Just Better: Wearing a cup
Just Worse: I dunno

The Kenny: Coke habit
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