Topic: The Kenny (Read 118410 times)

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #400 on:** 29 Sep 2008, 10:15 »

Just Better: They Might Be Giants
Just Worse: The Sklar Brothers

The Kenny: That feeling you get when you've woken up on your off day at 2 PM

Nodaisho · « **Reply #401 on:** 29 Sep 2008, 16:32 »

Just better: That feeling you get when you've managed to scratch that spot on your back that you can never reach.
Way worse: That feeling you get when you've woken up at 2pm on the day that you were supposed to open the store.

Metope · « **Reply #402 on:** 29 Sep 2008, 16:35 »

Just better: A new Kenny
Just worse:

The Kenny: Laughing at a funeral.

Ballard · « **Reply #403 on:** 29 Sep 2008, 16:49 »

Just Better: Crying at a wedding
Just Worse: Farting at a baptism

The Kenny: Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house

Tom · « **Reply #404 on:** 29 Sep 2008, 17:06 »

Just Better: Palin can't see inside the Oval Office at all.
Just Worse: Palin can see inside the Oval Office at all times.

The Kenny: Palin's special-needs baby.

Christophe · « **Reply #405 on:** 29 Sep 2008, 23:38 »

Just Better: Frances Bean Cobain
Just Worse: The child of Britney Spears' baby and Apple, offspring of Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

The Kenny: Walking in on a friend full-on wanking (or schlicking) to porn

Tom · « **Reply #406 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 00:05 »

Just Better: Walking in on two random strangers who are simply just having sex.
Just Worse: Walking in on your late-middle-aged parents getting it on in the kinkiest of all manners.

The Kenny: Giving a speech on chasity when suddenly a boner appears!

Jace · « **Reply #407 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 00:13 »

Just Better: At the school for Horny catholic students
Just Worse: Only the nuns are at that speech

The Kenny: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater soundtracks

clockworkjames · « **Reply #408 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 06:17 »

Just Better: SSX/Burnout/EA games Soundtracks
Just Worse: Amature frag movie soundtracks

The Kenny: "pr0" gaming

öde · « **Reply #409 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 06:37 »

Just better: having fun
Just worse: being a noob and taking it seriously

The Kenny: poor imitations of the authentic Jamaican food and drink you had at your friend's grandma's house once.

pwhodges · « **Reply #410 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 09:20 »

Just better: The Jamaican Eating House on Cowley Road, Oxford (when the owner's sober)
Just worse: The Jamaican Eating House on Cowley Road, Oxford (when the owner's drunk)

Seriously, if you're in the area, go there, but be prepared for a really wacky experience,

The Kenny: Red Snapper

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #411 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 12:34 »

Just Better: Red Dwarf
Just Worse: Red Dawn

The Kenny: Akon's nasally, auto-tuned vocals in every song you love

Christophe · « **Reply #412 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 13:05 »

Just Better: Voice box replacements for people who smoke too much
Just Worse: Cher

The Kenny: You

KvP · « **Reply #413 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 13:16 »

Just better: Me
Just worse: Everyone we know

The Kenny: A Sufjan Stevens Christmas

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #414 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 13:22 »

Just Better: A James Mercer Thanksgiving
Just Worse: Flag Day

The Kenny: A parrot that can communicate for you your innermost thoughts

Jace · « **Reply #415 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 15:28 »

Just Better: All of your good thoughts
Just Worse: You're a perv and now every girl knows it thanks to that godforsaken parrot

The Kenny: Howler Monkeys

Tom · « **Reply #416 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 15:33 »

Just Better: A Capuchin monkey
Just Worse: A crying infant

The Kenny: Being the last man left alive on Earth.

öde · « **Reply #417 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 15:38 »

Just better: being the last man left alive on Earth.
Just worse: being the last man left alive in space.

The Kenny: sports socks.

Metope · « **Reply #418 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 16:46 »

Just better: Being barefoot.
Just worse: Wearing sports socks with sandals.

The Kenny: Still living with your parents when you're 40.

pwhodges · « **Reply #419 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 17:01 »

Just better: Your children living with you when you're 40
Just worse (1): Living alone when you're 40
Just worse (2): Living with your parents when you're 60
(I know - I have such a friend)

The Kenny: Incontinence

Tom · « **Reply #420 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 17:09 »

Just Better: Being incontinent and having an accident wilst hydrated in a large swimming pool.
Just Worse: Alopecia areata

The Kenny: Giving birth to a baby with Harlequin-type ichthyosis.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #421 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 17:42 »

Just Better: Harley Quinn
Just Worse: Realizing that not everything with the name Harlequin in it is enjoyable

The Kenny: Rush

Tom · « **Reply #422 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 19:14 »

Just Better: The Shield (first few seasons)
Just Worse: City Homicide

The Kenny: Tripping Over

clockworkjames · « **Reply #423 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 10:50 »

Just Better: Neighbours (Circa 1998)
Just Worse: Home and away

The Kenny: Kenny thread necromancy (c wut I did ther?)

-Karamazov- · « **Reply #424 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 11:59 »

Just Better: Actual necromancy
Just Worse: dressing up as a necromancer for halloween

The Kenny: The look in a child's eyes when you tell them that Santa Claus doesn't exist.

De_El · « **Reply #425 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 21:49 »

Just Better: The look in your child's eyes when you tell them you're gay
Just Worse: The look in your child's eyes when you're senile and ask them who they are

The Kenny: double dog dares

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #426 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 22:14 »

Just Better: Double Dare
Just Worse: Getting your tongue stuck to a pool

The Kenny: The Phantom

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #427 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 22:50 »

Just Better: The Flash
Just Worse: The Shadow (with Alec Baldwin)

The Kenny: Anus

David_Dovey · « **Reply #428 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 23:02 »

Just Better: Butte
Just Worse: Colon

The Kenny: Op-shops/Thrift stores

Christophe · « **Reply #429 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 23:21 »

Just Better: The bargain bin at the local record store.
Just Worse: Urban Outfitters

The Kenny: Eating biscuit dough.

pentaen · « **Reply #430 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 23:28 »

Just Better: Eating Cookie Dough
Just Worse: Salmonella

The Kenny: Tribal Tattoo's

David_Dovey · « **Reply #431 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 23:37 »

Much Better: Any form of custom art, you lazy fuckshits.
Just Better: "vintage" tattoos (pin-up girls, anchors, nautical stars, etc.)
Just Worse: Kanji

The Kenny: Marvin Gaye

Ballard · « **Reply #432 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 00:28 »

Just Better: Brothers Johnson
Just Worse: Kenny G

The Kenny - Talented (or at the very least skilled) artists taking jobs as a session/touring musicians for a lame pop star (i.e. Avril Lavigne, Ashlee Simpson, Miley Cyrus)

RobbieOC · « **Reply #433 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 09:50 »

Just better: Getting it early and posting conservatively.
Just worse: Getting it early and posting constantly to boost your post-count.

The Kenny: Good Eats with Alton Brown

Edith · « **Reply #434 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 09:50 »

Just Better: Ace of Cakes
Just Worse: Emeril!

The Kenny: Overnight train rides

öde · « **Reply #435 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 09:56 »

Just better: overnight train rides with a laptop, O2, and Reason 4.
Just worse: overnight train rides on the trans-siberian railway with anything you liked such as valuables and personal hygiene.

The Kenny: Guitar Hero 3.

pwhodges · « **Reply #436 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 16:25 »

When I was on the sleeper from Moscow to St Petersburg, the guard broke into our compartment in the middle of the night to explain that we should have put the plastic contraption on the wall over the lock to prevent him. When we protested that it was only labelled in Russian, he turned it over to show the English on the back!

Someone else can do the Kenny - I don't do games (got bored after writing a text-based D&D in the late 1970s).

DonInKansas · « **Reply #437 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 19:44 »

Just Better: Learning to play a real guitar.
Just worse: Ukelele Hero

The Kenny: Spit-takes

Christophe · « **Reply #438 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 20:16 »

Just Better: Shooting a loogie into a dude's hair
Just Worse: Spit-Cakes

Le Kenny: Fuckin'

Edith · « **Reply #439 on:** 13 Oct 2008, 20:38 »

Just better: Fuckin' up against the side of a car
Just worse: Not remembering the fuckin' very clearly because you were a little too drunk

The Kenny: Sourdough Bread

clockworkjames · « **Reply #440 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 09:21 »

Just better: Dinner rolls you just made
Just worse: Wesley Gibsons sammich.

The Kenny: Tim Tams

-Karamazov- · « **Reply #441 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 11:14 »

Just better: Tim-Tam the race horse
Just worse: Tim Tam and the Turn-Ons

The Kenny: Stanley Kubrick

Christophe · « **Reply #442 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 12:33 »

Just Better: Absolutely no one
Just Worse: Quentin Tarantino

The Kenny:

Edith · « **Reply #443 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 15:20 »

Just better:

Just worse:

The Kenny: Gossip Girls

KvP · « **Reply #444 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 17:05 »

Just Better: Hearsay Boys
Just Worse: Libel... Things

The Kenny - Arpeggiators

Christophe · « **Reply #445 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 17:11 »

Just Better: Brendan no. 1
Just Worse: Billy Talent's cover of Waiting Room

The Kenny: Angular Chords

Christophe · « **Reply #446 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 18:57 »

Apparently.

I don't think I've had the gumption to actually watch the whole thing.

öde · « **Reply #447 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 19:06 »

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Christophe · « **Reply #448 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 20:06 »

Was it that bad? So bad it derailed The Kenny?

Because I will not stand for it. The Kenny goes on, horrendous Fugazi covers be damned!

Melodic · « **Reply #449 on:** 14 Oct 2008, 22:36 »

To be fair, there've been worse covers of that song. Like, Rancid.
Also shit I can't Kenny that.

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