Topic: The Kenny (Read 118592 times)

clockworkjames · « **Reply #350 on:** 17 Sep 2008, 18:18 »

Just better: Not being a golfer
Just worse: Having no hat

The Kenny: Dinosaurs

Ballard · « **Reply #351 on:** 17 Sep 2008, 23:13 »

Just Better: Dinosaur Jr.
Just Worse: Scorpions

The Kenny - Jheri curls

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #352 on:** 18 Sep 2008, 00:11 »

Just Better: Natural 'fro
Just Worse: Mullet

The Kenny: smegma.

öde · « **Reply #353 on:** 18 Sep 2008, 02:53 »

Just better: Brie
Just worse: Camembert

The Kenny: lifeless fluorescent lights.

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #354 on:** 18 Sep 2008, 09:39 »

Just Better: The Northern Lights
Just Worse: Neverending White Light

The Kenny: Bozon Particles

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #355 on:** 18 Sep 2008, 14:22 »

Just better: Superfluids
Just worse: LHC-related sensationalism

The Kenny: Fox news

KvP · « **Reply #356 on:** 18 Sep 2008, 14:23 »

Just Better: The merchant class
Just Worse: The clergy

The Kenny - Hand sanitizer

öde · « **Reply #357 on:** 18 Sep 2008, 14:36 »

Just better: bleach.
Just worse: bleach in a hand lotion container, which the owner does not use to moisturise his hands.

The Kenny: pockets that are sewn shut.

Liz · « **Reply #358 on:** 18 Sep 2008, 15:00 »

Just Better: Pulling out the stitches so you can use the pocket.
Just Worse: Pockets that are completely fake.

The Kenny: Furious Dickings

sean · « **Reply #359 on:** 18 Sep 2008, 15:41 »

Quote from: Misconception on 18 Sep 2008, 15:00

The Kenny: Furious Dickings

<3

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #360 on:** 18 Sep 2008, 16:17 »

Quote from: Anyways on 18 Sep 2008, 15:09

Just Better: ANGRY Dickings
Just Worse: Melancholy Dickings

The Kenny: Badly tuned guitars

Just Better: Badly tuned flatulence
Just Worse: Badly tuned banjos
The Kenny: Southern Gospel Music

Ballard · « **Reply #361 on:** 18 Sep 2008, 16:23 »

Just Better: Southern food
Just Worse: Southern Gospel artist turned annoying-ass pop star

Kenny - Johnny C's beard

Liz · « **Reply #362 on:** 18 Sep 2008, 17:09 »

Just Better: "The Shavening"
Just Better: Johnny's 'stache.

The Kenny: Baking cookies

Ballard · « **Reply #363 on:** 18 Sep 2008, 17:41 »

Just Better: Eating cookies
Just Worse: Baking Soda

Kenny - The small chinchilla that once attached itself to Tommy's face

clockworkjames · « **Reply #364 on:** 19 Sep 2008, 10:05 »

Just Better: The small Hodgehedge that attatched itself to fattys butt in her avatar
Just Worse: accidentally leaving your jar of spiders open overnight

Kenny - Breaking and Entering (the activity not the movie)

Christophe · « **Reply #365 on:** 19 Sep 2008, 10:24 »

Just better: Breakin' it down (as in dancing)
Just worse: Breaking down (as in emotionally)

Kenny: The ability to accompany your speech with belching

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #366 on:** 23 Sep 2008, 01:02 »

Just Better: The ability to to accompany your speech with flatulence.
Just Worse: The ability to to accompany your speech with projectile vomiting.

The Kenny: skintags

clockworkjames · « **Reply #367 on:** 23 Sep 2008, 07:51 »

Just Better: Lazer tag
Just Worse: Tumours

The Kenny: Sharpies

valley_parade · « **Reply #368 on:** 23 Sep 2008, 08:55 »

Just Better: nothing
Just Worse: dried up magic markers

The Kenny: Against Me!

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #369 on:** 23 Sep 2008, 10:54 »

Just Better: Rise Against
Just Worse: MADD

The Kenny: Bleeding in the mosh pit

clockworkjames · « **Reply #370 on:** 23 Sep 2008, 23:08 »

Just Better: Henry Rollins
Just Worse: Bill Bailey

The Kenny: Slipknot lyrics
(tee hee)

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #371 on:** 24 Sep 2008, 18:56 »

Just Better: Hanging yourself
Just Worse: Actually having to listen to Slipknot

The Kenny: A golden ticket

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #372 on:** 24 Sep 2008, 19:05 »

Just Better: A Golden Baboon
Just Worse: A golden shower

The Kenny: fireworks

I double-posted? how the fuck did I do that?

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #373 on:** 24 Sep 2008, 21:12 »

Just Better: Coffee Crisp
Just Worse: Peanut Allergies

The Kenny: The munchies

maxusy3k · « **Reply #374 on:** 26 Sep 2008, 12:06 »

Just Better : Mint Munchies
Just Worse : Non-chocolate munchies

The Kenny : Dancing.

Scrambled Egg Machine · « **Reply #375 on:** 26 Sep 2008, 13:44 »

Just better: Ballroom Dancing
Just worse: Grinding

The Kenny: Fruit Pies

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #376 on:** 26 Sep 2008, 14:03 »

Just better: French Silk Pies
Just worse: Lemon Merengue Pies

The Kenny: Gregg Gillis

Ballard · « **Reply #377 on:** 26 Sep 2008, 16:09 »

Just Better: Nothing
Just Worse: Anything DJ Shadow did after Endtroducing.....

The Kenny: (The) Gossip

KvP · « **Reply #378 on:** 26 Sep 2008, 16:58 »

Just Better: Azis!
Just Worse: George Michael

The Kenny: YOU'RE WATCHING HARDBALL

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #379 on:** 26 Sep 2008, 18:09 »

Just Better: Dying slowly by asphyxiation
Just Worse: The O'Reilly Factor

The Kenny: Hoover Dam

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #380 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 00:46 »

Scrambled Egg Machine and KickThatBathProf fail so hard

Just Better: Beaver Dam's (when your 7 and Damn is a swear)
Just Worse: Hoovering up coke

Just Kenny: Journey

clockworkjames · « **Reply #381 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 01:06 »

Just Better: Foreigner
Just Worse: Family road trips.

Just Kenny: Deodorant

Ballard · « **Reply #382 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 11:42 »

Just Better: Cologne
Just Worse: Axe/Lynx body spray

The Kenny: Kenny G

KvP · « **Reply #383 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 12:20 »

Just Better: Genesis P Orridge
Just Worse: Karen O

The Kenny: PRESIDENT BASEBALL

valley_parade · « **Reply #384 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 05:00 »

Just Better: Canadian Bacon
Just Worse: The West Wing

The kenny: Light beer

clockworkjames · « **Reply #385 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 06:08 »

Just Better: Water
Just Worse: Piss

The kenny: Floss

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #386 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 09:50 »

Just Better: Rollin on dubz
Just Worse: G-strings

The Kenny: High E String

DonInKansas · « **Reply #387 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 09:53 »

Just better: Low G String
Just Worse:High G String

The Kenny: A Kick in the nuts

Leinad · « **Reply #388 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 10:13 »

Just Better: A failed Cup-check
Just Worse: Having your eyeballs plucked out and slapped, while still dangling from their sockets. But only just.

The Kenny: Popcorn advertised as butter popcorn, but it's not.

Christophe · « **Reply #389 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 11:48 »

Just Better: Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Just Worse: Stale-ass school fundraiser-grade popcorn

The Kenny: Getting pulled over on the highway

clockworkjames · « **Reply #390 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 11:57 »

Just Better: Getting off with a warning
Just Worse: Getting pulled over when you are high

The Kenny: store brand cereal

De_El · « **Reply #391 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 12:16 »

Just Better: General Mills
Just Worse: General Motors

The Kenny: The David Lynch film The Straight Story

KvP · « **Reply #392 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 13:51 »

Just Better: The David Lynch film Dune
Just Worse: The David Spade character "The Straight Man"

The Kenny:
The new Christian marital drama Fireproof

Tom · « **Reply #393 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 14:52 »

Just Worse (for the male lead) : The film not including sequences of him saving people in the line of duty and thus revealing him as a total imbecilic ass.
Just Better (only just though) : The ridiculous swiss-cheese plot of Eagle Eye.

The Kenny: Stephen Speilberg's leftovers

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #394 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 15:17 »

Quote from: KvP on 28 Sep 2008, 13:51

Just Better: The David Lynch film Dune
Just Worse: The David Spade character "The Straight Man"

That ones good, prob best yet, dunno bout The Kenny though.

Jace · « **Reply #395 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 16:12 »

Quote from: n0t_r0bert_b0yle!! on 28 Sep 2008, 14:52

The Kenny: Stephen Speilberg's leftovers

The Better: Being at the end of Speilberg's movies
The Worse: Having to sit through any of Speilberg's movies

The Kenny: Transformers, robots in disguise.

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #396 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 16:42 »

Just Better: Samurai Pizza Cats
Just Worse: Biker Mice from Mars

The Kenny: The Dark Side of the Moon

Nodaisho · « **Reply #397 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 16:58 »

Just Better - The Wall
Just Worse - The Wizard of Oz

The Kenny: Opera

David_Dovey · « **Reply #398 on:** 29 Sep 2008, 09:42 »

Just Better: Instrumental classical music
Just Worse: "Popera"

The Kenny: Internettin' in the nude

Jace · « **Reply #399 on:** 29 Sep 2008, 09:51 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 29 Sep 2008, 09:42

Just Better: Instrumental classical music
Just Worse: "Popera"

The Kenny: Internettin' in the nude

Just Better: In the buff, Being rude, Doing stuff, With the food
Just Worse: Internettin' in the nude, with two dudes

The Kenny: Flight of the Conchords

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