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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #300 on: 16 Aug 2008, 18:26 »
Just Better: Cephalopods
Just Worse: Needle Fish

The Kenny: The Blues
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #301 on: 16 Aug 2008, 18:39 »
Just Better:  Playing the blues/sitting and listening to the blues with all of the greats
Just Worst:  A rare skin condition that has your break out into blue hives

The Kenny: New York
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #302 on: 16 Aug 2008, 18:45 »
Just Better: San Francisco
Just Worse: Hollywood

The Kenny: Joe Sacco
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #303 on: 16 Aug 2008, 19:03 »
Just Better: Knowing who that is
Just Worse: Everyone's response being "YOU DONT KNOW WHO DAT IS ZOMG"

The Kenny: Third Nipples
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #304 on: 17 Aug 2008, 06:16 »
I thought Joe Sacco used to play for the Anaheim Ducks, back when they were the Mighty Ducks. But a quick google says he's an artist.

Just Better: Thirty goddamned dicks
Just Worse: Fourth Nipples

The Kenny: organic beef
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Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #305 on: 17 Aug 2008, 09:08 »
Just Better: Siliconic Beef
Just Worse: Hot dog beef

The Kenny: Dr. Who
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I think it's because your 'age' is really only determined by how exasperated you seem when you have to stand up.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #306 on: 17 Aug 2008, 14:09 »
Just Better: WHO
Just Worse: The Who
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #307 on: 17 Aug 2008, 16:05 »
Just Better: Rye with Roast Beef or Pastrami and Pepper Jack Cheese
Just Worse: Pumpernickel

The Kenny: French Dip Sandwhiches.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #308 on: 17 Aug 2008, 17:36 »
The Better: French Fries
The Worse: Freedom Fries

The Kenny: Montreal Poutine
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #309 on: 18 Aug 2008, 01:02 »
Dude you just failed at the Kenny. I do not see how French Fries could EVER be better than a goddamn French Dip Sandwich.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #310 on: 18 Aug 2008, 01:21 »
Maybe not everyone likes French onion dip and sandwiches combined....
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #311 on: 18 Aug 2008, 01:31 »
Quote from: Chesire Cat on 17 Aug 2008, 17:36
The Kenny: Montreal Poutine

Just better: The Stand-Ins
Just worse: Finding a genie who can grant you an infinite number of wishes with no catch.

The Kenny: The upcoming Samuel L. Jackson thriller, Lakeview Terrace.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #312 on: 18 Aug 2008, 04:23 »
Just Better:
Just Worse: Any film which does not feature Samuel L. Jackson

The Kenny: Bic pens
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #313 on: 18 Aug 2008, 04:25 »
The Better: Homemade Tatoos
The Worse: Homemade Bombs

The Kenny: Outkast
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #314 on: 18 Aug 2008, 16:00 »
Just Better: De La Soul
Just Worse: Yin-Yang Twins

The Kenny: Condensation
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #315 on: 18 Aug 2008, 16:19 »
Just Better: Hygroscopy
Just Worse: Urination

The Kenny: Fluoroantimonic acid
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I think it's because your 'age' is really only determined by how exasperated you seem when you have to stand up.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #316 on: 18 Aug 2008, 16:23 »
Just Better: LSD
Just Worse: Pancreatic Acid

The Kenny: cunt punt
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #317 on: 18 Aug 2008, 16:45 »
Just Better: Pussy-whipped
Just Worse: Cock-blocked

The Kenny: Scotch Tape
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #318 on: 18 Aug 2008, 16:48 »
Just Better: Scotch whiskey
Just Worse: red tape

The Kenny: Gameboy Color
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I think it's because your 'age' is really only determined by how exasperated you seem when you have to stand up.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #319 on: 18 Aug 2008, 16:57 »
Just Better: DS
Just Worst: Going blind from playing Virtual Boy

The Kenny:  A new pair of shoes
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #320 on: 18 Aug 2008, 17:10 »
Just Better: An old pair of jeans
Just worse: A new pair of testicles

The Kenny: Afros
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #321 on: 18 Aug 2008, 21:18 »
Just better: King Buzzo's afro
Just worse: ...I got nothing.

The Kenny: Ice cream
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #322 on: 18 Aug 2008, 21:43 »
Just Better: Cream Cheese
Just Worse: Ice Queen

The Kenny: English Muffins
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #323 on: 18 Aug 2008, 22:26 »
Just Better: English Toffee
Just Worse: Whole Grain English Muffins

The Kenny: [skitter skitter skitter]
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #324 on: 18 Aug 2008, 23:21 »
Just Better: !!! (CHK CHK CHK)
Just Worse: Skittles (the game)

The Kenny: Concatenation
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #325 on: 18 Aug 2008, 23:30 »
Just Better: People who actually saw wat u did thar
Just Worse: People who are just now finding out about lolcats

The Kenny: Being tired, but not sleepy
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #326 on: 18 Aug 2008, 23:49 »
Just Better: Being lively and sleepy
Just Worse: Being Dead

The Kenny: Short shorts
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #327 on: 19 Aug 2008, 07:17 »
Just Better: Climbing Pants
Just Worse: Banana Hammock


The Kenny: Roller Coasters
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #328 on: 19 Aug 2008, 07:47 »
Just worse: Emotional Rollercoasters
Just better: Sexual Rollercoasters

The Kenny: Hot Chip breaking your legs; snapping off your head.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #329 on: 19 Aug 2008, 19:02 »
Better: The members of Big Black giving you a Columbian Necktie.
Worse: Having sex with Sting.

The Kenny: Eczema.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #330 on: 19 Aug 2008, 20:34 »
That's actually spelled Colombian Necktie, Mr.

Just Better: Freckles on redheads.*
Just Worse: Skin cancer

The Kenny: Those Sketchers commercials that just show everybody's feet as you listen to the retarded conversations of their owners.


*Oh hey, I'm a sleaze bag. Neat.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #331 on: 19 Aug 2008, 20:57 »
Thanks for the clarification.

Just Better: Phillipe's "HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY! HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY!" Sneakers
Just Worse: A reworking of a classic Beatles hit, turning it into "All You Need Is Lugz"

The Kenny: An attractive transient/hitchhiker who hasn't showered in weeks
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #332 on: 19 Aug 2008, 21:12 »
Just Better: Life actually being like those porno movies with hitchhikers
Just Worse: Life actually being like those horror movies with hitchhikers

The Kenny: FREEDOM
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #333 on: 20 Aug 2008, 08:47 »
Just Better: Not living in the US.
Just Worse: Living in a dictatorship.

The Kenny: Cakemix
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #334 on: 20 Aug 2008, 09:28 »
Just Better: Pintsize
Just Worse: Old Pintsize EATING Cakemix

The Kenny: William Wallace

*Side note, freckles on red-heads is really really cute. I know like, one redhead who is attractive, but she makes up for all the other ugly redheads.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #335 on: 20 Aug 2008, 10:01 »
Just Better: The Irish
Just Worse: Robert the Bruce

Just Kenny: Daniel Day-Lewis (Hello Amsterdam, I'm New York)
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #336 on: 16 Sep 2008, 17:34 »
Just Better: Some other guy named Daniel
Just Worse: Threadkilling

The Kenny: Kitty litter
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #337 on: 16 Sep 2008, 19:49 »
I would not touch that with a ten-foot pole.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #338 on: 16 Sep 2008, 19:59 »
Try that one.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #339 on: 16 Sep 2008, 21:05 »
Just better: Getting someone else to take out the kitty litter for you.
Just worse: Getting a ticket for littering, in general.

The Kenny: Anne Widdecombe
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #340 on: 16 Sep 2008, 21:07 »
So why is this thread back?
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #341 on: 16 Sep 2008, 21:08 »
Cos it's OK.

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The Kenny: Anne Widdecombe

Just Better: Charles Darwin
Just Worse: Rowan Williams

The Kenny: CROOKERS
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #342 on: 17 Sep 2008, 10:15 »
Just Better: Kavinsky
Just Worse: Brokencyde

Kenny - This thread
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #343 on: 17 Sep 2008, 12:39 »
Just better: YOU THEN YOU NOW
Just worse: The Fashion Thread

The Kenny: crocs
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #344 on: 17 Sep 2008, 12:42 »
Just better: Sandals
Just worse: Birkenstocks

The Kenny: WebCT
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #345 on: 17 Sep 2008, 15:36 »
Just Better: Moodle (or Bodington, but that's being phased out in favour of Sakai)
Just Worse: Blackboard

The Kenny: Rolled-up sleeves
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #346 on: 17 Sep 2008, 15:45 »
Just better: Suspenders
Just worse: Popped collars

The kenny: Indian food
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #347 on: 17 Sep 2008, 16:21 »
Just Better: Indian Poker.
Just Worse: Indian burns.


The Kenny: Cold Ones.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #348 on: 17 Sep 2008, 16:26 »
Jus better: Plus Ones
Just Worse: Cold War

The Kenny: Sex Ed
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #349 on: 17 Sep 2008, 16:56 »
Just better: Math Rock 101
Just worse: High School Water Polo team circle jerk

The Kenny: Newsboy Hats.
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