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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #150 on: 29 Jul 2008, 10:59 »
Just Better: Medicinal vicodin
Just Worse: Medicinal fish-in-the-dick

The Kenny: Tag body spray

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #151 on: 29 Jul 2008, 14:12 »
Just Better: Not being a pre-teen boy
Just Worse: Axe Body Spray

The Kenny: "Significant Others"
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Quote from: Wikipedia on Elephant Polo
No matches have been played since February 2007, however, when an elephant, protesting a bad call by the referee, went on a rampage during a game, injuring two players and destroying the Spanish team's minibus

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #152 on: 29 Jul 2008, 14:18 »
Just better: Not complicating relationships with meaningless titles
Just worse: myspace love!

The Kenny: Valerie Solanas
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I think it's because your 'age' is really only determined by how exasperated you seem when you have to stand up.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #153 on: 29 Jul 2008, 18:44 »
[Edit]It was in my mind :/ sorry I got a really bad tangent going I was really high and will remove it naio since I can see it as a non sequntar :/
I had been at LAN all weekend and had a really interesting love discussion with a teammate and also read the wrong kenny.

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Just Better: Social equality
Just Worse: NOT shooting Andy Warhol

The Kenny: Spending 8 minutes to write a 3 line post because you are inebriated.
« Last Edit: 30 Jul 2008, 06:17 by clockworkjames »
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #154 on: 29 Jul 2008, 18:52 »
Just better: A sentence that actually makes sense.
Just Worse: Understanding that last Kenny.

The Kenny: Grammar Fascism.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #155 on: 29 Jul 2008, 18:58 »
Just Better: Proper grammar not being an issue
Just worse: Normal Fascism

The Kenny: Sex


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I think it's because your 'age' is really only determined by how exasperated you seem when you have to stand up.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #156 on: 30 Jul 2008, 16:54 »
Just better: Sox. (the boarder)
Just worse: Sax. (soprano)

The Kenny:  Hooded Sweatshirts
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #157 on: 30 Jul 2008, 17:21 »
Man, I kind of have to disagree with the idea that Daz is better than sex.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #158 on: 30 Jul 2008, 21:26 »
Come on guys, don't fool yourselves. We all know that Darryl is the very definition of sex.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #159 on: 30 Jul 2008, 22:34 »
Just better: Hooded cobra.
Just worse: Hooded Klansmen.

The Kenny: hydrocephalus
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the ship has Dr. Pepper but not Mr. Pibb; it's an absolute goddamned travesty

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #160 on: 31 Jul 2008, 10:12 »
The Good: Hydra (the Greek monster)
The Worse: HYDRA (the Marvel criminal organization)

The Kenny: Non-Fiction
« Last Edit: 31 Jul 2008, 10:14 by Chesire Cat »
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #161 on: 31 Jul 2008, 10:14 »
Just better: Fiction
Just worse: Slash-fiction

The Kenny: The World's First Analrapist!
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #162 on: 31 Jul 2008, 10:26 »
Just better: Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb
Just Worse: Jareth Cutestory, Lawyer of the Seas

The Kenny: Doctor Rick Dagless
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #163 on: 31 Jul 2008, 10:43 »
Just better:  Doogie Howser Md
Just worse: Getting a vasectomy by a Dr. Bagless

The Kenny: Zombie nurse costumes
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #164 on: 31 Jul 2008, 11:01 »
The Good: Serious Halloween Costumes
The Worse: Slutty Halloween Costumes

The Kenny: Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #165 on: 31 Jul 2008, 15:12 »
Just Better: A Charlie Brown Christmas
Just Worse: Charlie Brown/Snoopy slash fiction

The Kenny: Eight hour long Brady Bunch marathons
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I think it's because your 'age' is really only determined by how exasperated you seem when you have to stand up.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #166 on: 01 Aug 2008, 16:52 »
Just Better: Eight Hour Long Buffy Marathons
Just Worse: Eight hour long Punky Brewster Marathons

The Kenny: Paul W.S. Anderson.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #167 on: 01 Aug 2008, 17:12 »
Just Better: Paul Newman
Just Worse: Gillian Anderson

The Kenny: Paul Thomas Anderson
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #168 on: 02 Aug 2008, 12:06 »
Just Better: Richard Dean Anderson
Just Worse: Thomas Anderson(Neo~The Matrix)


The Kenny: The original 150 Pokemon
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #169 on: 02 Aug 2008, 12:54 »
Just better: SEAKING! FUCK YEAH!
Just worse: Mudkips

The Kenny: Arguing about video games on the internet.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #170 on: 02 Aug 2008, 14:02 »
Just Better: Playing video games on the internet.
Just Worse: Arguing about slashfic on the internet.

The Kenny: sea bass
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #171 on: 02 Aug 2008, 15:45 »
Just Better: Milotic
Just Worse: Feebas

The Kenny: Girl Genius (comic)
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #172 on: 03 Aug 2008, 03:08 »
Just Better: Real Genius
Just Worse: Real Girls

The Kenny: Wheelchairs
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #173 on: 03 Aug 2008, 08:06 »
Just Better: limping
Just Worse: Double amputation

The Kenny: guyliner
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Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #174 on: 03 Aug 2008, 09:35 »
Just Better: Johnny Depp wearing guyliner.
Just Worse: Gerard Way wearing guyliner.

The Kenny: New clothes!
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #175 on: 03 Aug 2008, 09:57 »
Just Better: No Clothes!
Just Worse: No Clothes(on old people)!


The Kenny: Equine-related 'Adult' Videos
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #176 on: 03 Aug 2008, 11:33 »
Just Better: Lesbianism in adult videos
Just Worse: Exclusively equine pornography

The Kenny: Hey Arnold!
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I think it's because your 'age' is really only determined by how exasperated you seem when you have to stand up.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #177 on: 03 Aug 2008, 12:47 »
Just Better: Angry Beavers
Just Worse: Aaah! Real Monsters!

The Kenny: Febreze
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Quote from: Wikipedia on Elephant Polo
No matches have been played since February 2007, however, when an elephant, protesting a bad call by the referee, went on a rampage during a game, injuring two players and destroying the Spanish team's minibus

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #178 on: 03 Aug 2008, 13:54 »
Just Better: Shout!
Just worse: Funky Furniture

The Kenny: Aviator Sunglasses
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #179 on: 03 Aug 2008, 19:32 »
Just Better: Wayfarers
Just Worse: Tom Cruise

The Kenny: The General Discussion forum
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Quote from: Ozymandias on 17 Mar 2011, 10:24
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #180 on: 03 Aug 2008, 19:55 »
Just Better: The VespAvenger
Just Worse: A WCT thread after a nominally controversial comic

The Kenny: Edgar Allan Poe
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I think it's because your 'age' is really only determined by how exasperated you seem when you have to stand up.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #181 on: 03 Aug 2008, 20:25 »
Just Better: Charles Dickens
Just Worse: Stephen King

The Kenny: TB
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #182 on: 03 Aug 2008, 20:27 »
Just Better: Terabytes
Just Worst: Tuberculosis

The Kenny: Sock Puppets
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #183 on: 03 Aug 2008, 20:30 »
Just Better: Marionettes
Just Worse: Stick Figures

The Kenny: Meat Puppets
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #184 on: 03 Aug 2008, 21:15 »
Just Better: Nirvana
Just Worse: Blink 182

The Kenny: Caged explosives
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I think it's because your 'age' is really only determined by how exasperated you seem when you have to stand up.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #185 on: 03 Aug 2008, 22:24 »
Just Better: Free Range Explosives
Just Worse: Circus Explosives

The Kenny: Cardboard
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #186 on: 03 Aug 2008, 22:52 »
Just Better: Sheet cork
Just Worse: Medium Density Fiber-board

The Kenny: Doing your friends sister
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #187 on: 03 Aug 2008, 23:52 »
For the record, I meant prostitute,
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #188 on: 04 Aug 2008, 01:46 »
Just better: Doing your friend's cute cousin
Just Worse: Doing your friend

The Kenny: Victor Hugo's penis
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #189 on: 04 Aug 2008, 01:52 »
Just Better: Victor Hugo's beard
Just Worse: Les Miserables

The Kenny: Ayn Rand
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #190 on: 04 Aug 2008, 10:21 »
Just Better: Rush
Just Worse: Ron Paul

The Kenny: Explosions
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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #191 on: 04 Aug 2008, 10:59 »
Much Better: Explosions in the Sky
Much Worse: Explosions in the Underground*

The Kenny: Falling flat on your face


* I know - this isn't something to joke about.  Sorry.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #192 on: 04 Aug 2008, 11:06 »
Quote from: n0t_r0bert_b0yle!! on 03 Aug 2008, 23:52
For the record, I meant prostitute,

Oh, I didn't even know that's what a meat puppet was. I only knew the band. My bad.


Just Better: Falling flat on your downy mattress alongside your brand new meat puppet
Just Worse: Falling flat on your new born baby.*

*I amost said kitty but that would have been far too sad.

The Kenny: Ritual cannibalism in New Guinea
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #193 on: 04 Aug 2008, 16:40 »
Just Better: Ritual sacrifice in the Aztec and Mayan empires.
Just Worse: The NFL

The Kenny: The Kenny
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #194 on: 04 Aug 2008, 16:44 »
Just Better: The Nicholas
Just Worse: The Myron

The Kenny: stubble
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #195 on: 04 Aug 2008, 17:00 »
Just Better: True Beardy-ness
Just Worse: Bits of food stuck in the stubble

The Kenny: Audio books
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #196 on: 04 Aug 2008, 17:05 »
Just Better: Gordito's (of Dr. McNinja) mustache.
Just Worse: crusty teenage pubestaches.

The Kenny: Jesus

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Just Better: Real books
Just Worse: Trying to read E-books

The Kenny: Homewreckers
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #197 on: 04 Aug 2008, 17:50 »
Just Better: Bringing down the house
Just Worse:  Awkward silences at dinner

The Kenny: Giant Robots
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #198 on: 04 Aug 2008, 18:30 »
Just Better: Killer Lawnmowers
Just Worse: King Kong

The Kenny: http://www.thekenny.co.uk/
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #199 on: 04 Aug 2008, 18:43 »
Just Better: Complete
Just Worse: Complete

The Kenny: Google Streetview
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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.
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