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DWARF FORTRESS
snalin:
You should slaughter a bunch of those puppies before all hell breaks loose (I'm guessing that this works with dogs just as well as cats).
EDIT: One of my dwarf children just made an artifact wooden earring celebrating a meal my butcher made. It's covered with iron spikes. Like a dog's bracelet. The meal was probably dog meat biscuits. I guess the kid is a hipster artist who wants to point out in an ironic way that it's evil to slaughter animals just for food.
Boro_Bandito:
Fell to a goblin ambush, was too late in setting up my military and I couldn't figure out how to make an attack order, even if they would have been ripped to shreds for being under-trained.
Edit: What the hell, I'm starting a new fortress and it has items with pokemon names. Also all of my like saved preferences for my party were erased, what the hell?
Stryc9Fuego:
A new Fortress? You're just gonna let the goblins win? Reclaim your Fortress... RECLAIM YOUR HONOR!
(plus it's just awesome knowing that every one of your dwarves are decked out in steel weapons and armor.)
Christophe:
My new fortress (which has been built right next to a fuckin' VOLCANO) just suffered its first big event--a massive fucking group of goblin snatchers managed to whisk away a dwarven child from us. A wrestler died in the attack. Welp time to step up defenses.
Boro_Bandito:
I'm absolutely amazed at how effective cage traps are.
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