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If we're just gonna turn into an RP forum already...

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Hat:
Tina Fey stood close to Hat, her breath shuddering as her flesh pressed against his. Mos Def blared from a stereo in the background.
"Take me over this impractically balanced coffee table" she breathed gently, her lips pressed against his cheek
"Baby, I ain't gonna take you over the thing I eat breakfast at. Plus I don't think the milkcrates can take both our weights" he said, sweeping her off her feet and carrying her towards the bedroom. As he laid her down on his bed, sweeping last weeks laundry and an empty guitar case off with his feet.
"Wait, you eat breakfast at your coffee table?" she interrupted
"Well how else am I going to watch morning cartoons while I eat my breakfast"
"Look I'm starting to think this was a mistake" Tina Fey said, buttoning up her blouse
"Aw baby can we talk about this" Hat said, trying to run after her while putting his pants on. He tripped trying to put his left leg in the right leg hole and stumbled and fell over, rolling into Tina, sending her slamming into a wall.
"What the fuck was that!?!" Tina asked, blood gushing out her nose
"Oh baby I'm sorry but I lost my balance" Hat sighed "Hey can you get a tissue, I don't want to lose my bond because your blood is all over my carpet"
"Fuck it, I'm leaving" Tina said, slamming the door behind her.
Hat leaned against the wall, sliding downwards until he sat on the floor with his head buried in his arms.
"God why did I let her borrow my copy of Breakfast of Champions"

A shotgun blast rang out in the night

The howling of the dogs echoed until the dawn.

Soon the morning frost would come.

Thlayli:
I just assumed this whole thread was some sort of response to all the people that must have joined after ComicCon.

Ozymandias:
No, it's a response to this and this and goddammit all what the hell is wrong with you people.

Lines:
Ozy touched his cheek in shock and pulled it back to look at the crimson lipstick now smeared on his fingers. Flo halfway down the hall when she turned around and winked. As she disappeared into the bedroom, Ozy skuttled after her, still slightly shocked.

I am no good at these things, but every time I see a Progressive commercial, I think of your crush on her. Thanks.

bryanthelion:
Wait, Tommy's a wolf?
What the fuck happened when I was gone?

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