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Re: This is the thread where we create the mythology of Kieffer
« Reply #50 on: 11 Aug 2008, 10:21 »
I ran full pelt into a glass door as a kid. It won. I got a bunch of stiches in my forehead and the door just got gently cleaned.
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Re: This is the thread where we create the mythology of Kieffer
« Reply #51 on: 11 Aug 2008, 11:31 »
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blah blah blah no one would ever make a thread about me
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Re: This is the thread where we create the mythology of Kieffer
« Reply #52 on: 11 Aug 2008, 13:35 »
Quote from: Ozymandias on 10 Aug 2008, 23:43
I don't like what you're saying here, man.

I mean, if you were right, that would mean everyone here could be different in the meat world from how they are on here. I mean, that can't be true right?

That....don't fucking say that.

I am basically the same on the internets as I am in real life, only in real life I am much less articulate and more likely to burst into tears than open my mouth, usually these things happen at the same time. Also, I hit people more in real life and I don't actually look like the abandoned house on top of a bridge.
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Re: This is the thread where we create the mythology of Kieffer
« Reply #53 on: 11 Aug 2008, 14:07 »
So wait, did Kieffer get a permanent ban or another temporary one?
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Re: This is the thread where we create the mythology of Kieffer
« Reply #54 on: 11 Aug 2008, 14:42 »
How exactly did he kick out the door in one piece? It into the bathroom. It seems to me that that shouldn't logically happen. Maybe if the door opened outward it would make sense, but as it stands, it doesn't make sense to me.

Also, Jordan, I stand by my assessment that in-joke threads about people who aren't even technically relevant to the forum anymore are rather weak.
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Re: This is the thread where we create the mythology of Kieffer
« Reply #55 on: 11 Aug 2008, 14:47 »
I was hoping the thread would garner support to get him back because at least he said interesting things.
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Re: This is the thread where we create the mythology of Kieffer
« Reply #56 on: 11 Aug 2008, 15:17 »
Yet another thread about global warming on the internet is not a good or interesting discussion.
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Re: This is the thread where we create the mythology of Kieffer
« Reply #57 on: 11 Aug 2008, 16:25 »
Where is the Thread Summarizer? If he doesn't get his ass in here, I'll have to do it myself.
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Re: This is the thread where we create the mythology of Kieffer
« Reply #58 on: 11 Aug 2008, 17:31 »
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Thanks for posting!

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Re: This is the thread where we create the mythology of Kieffer
« Reply #59 on: 11 Aug 2008, 17:37 »
Guys I have a confession to make:

Most of the people on this forum are sockpuppets run by me: Kieffer, Est, all the mods, most of you as well. In fact I'm only talking to one other person here.

Seriously guys, it'a magical world of puppets!
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Re: This is the thread where we create the mythology of Kieffer
« Reply #60 on: 11 Aug 2008, 17:55 »
Yeah yeah. Life is unfair - kill yourself or get over it.
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Re: This is the thread where we create the mythology of Kieffer
« Reply #61 on: 11 Aug 2008, 18:18 »
I think it's Sarah Nixey isn't it?
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Re: This is the thread where we create the mythology of Kieffer
« Reply #62 on: 11 Aug 2008, 18:31 »
Wait, wait, I missed the part where people were talking about meeeeeee.

I made that thread back when I had less than 200 posts or something. And I like how everyone was basically burying me into the ground until Tommy came along and defended me and everything suddenly changed.... good times.


Also I'm not the other person, mwahahahaha!!!
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: This is the thread where we create the mythology of Kieffer
« Reply #63 on: 11 Aug 2008, 19:47 »
Quote from: Vendetagainst on 11 Aug 2008, 14:07
So wait, did Kieffer get a permanent ban or another temporary one?

Permanent.  When he received temp-bans in the past he feigned contrition then shit-talked, so fuck that.


Quote from: Ozymandias on 11 Aug 2008, 14:47
I was hoping the thread would garner support to get him back because at least he said interesting things.

Not going to happen.  I have a feeling he has a way of at least reading the forum at the moment, and perhaps had/still has an alt account he posts with in a manner at odds with his previous posting style.  To be honest if he does then I don't care and he can stay around.  I banned his main account and then kept banning his alt accounts because he wasn't getting the message that he was being a shit-head.  If he has an alt now where he is not being a shit-head then the point is moot, but I won't be removing the ban and giving him another chance formally.
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