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J-cob9000:
so.
i'm 14.
yeah, i know young.

I've never had a girlfriend until now.
i feel all special and stuff inside.

so.
me being the shy bastard i am, asked her out over IM.
we've been friends for like.. a year now?
I've always liked her and she knew it.
so, yesterday, this happens...
yoohoopants:   will you be my girlfrann?
yoohoopants:   ugh
yoohoopants:   blush blush blush
loIdinosaurs:   Wil there be sex? :O
yoohoopants:   sure if you want
yoohoopants:   has to be protected though
loIdinosaurs:   lololol
yoohoopants:   dun want no babies
loIdinosaurs:   xD
loIdinosaurs:   I like babies!
yoohoopants:   but not when you dun got a job
loIdinosaurs:   Get a job you lazy bastard! D:
yoohoopants:   I CAN'T
loIdinosaurs:   SUPPORT MAH BABIES
yoohoopants:   i am lame and dumb
loIdinosaurs:   LIES
yoohoopants:   fine
yoohoopants:   but for real
yoohoopants:   posed to say: of course jacob
loIdinosaurs:   Devin is gonna kill both of us :x
yoohoopants:   idk
yoohoopants:   *c
loIdinosaurs:   But sure we can give it a shot :P
yoohoopants:   yay
btw, devin is her ex who hates my guts.

yeah.
but now. i am so confused.
what do I do? I mean, i just hang out with her at school and we're supposed to be seeing Dark Knight later today, I think. Might not though. idk. Depends on what she says.
So.
I mean, i know the regular rules.
like, be nice.
don't crowd her.
stuff like that.

problem is.
she's nice on IM and stuff.
but today after school she like.. ignored me. I was standing there talking to someone else and then i just shut up and stood there for a while. She left without saying bye or anything.

maybe i have a messed view of how it's supposed to be.

but.
give me advice.
what do you do with a girlfriend in 9th grade?
and no, i can't drive.

Scandanavian War Machine:
you're first mistake is that you're asking the INTERNET for advice about GIRLS.

you see what you did wrong there?

Leonidas:
Whenever I'm faced with any problem I just ask myself what would Steve McQueen do in this situation. It always seems to work out for the best.





However, I can't really imagine Steve McQueen asking out a girl via IM.....

0bsessions:
The obvious solution to this is to advise the forumite to either "STICK IT IN HER POOPER" or "suck the next seven dicks you see," but I am unclear on the legality of putting forth such advice to a minor.

Please advise me on how to handle this, internet.

While I wait, I will give some clearly legal advice to the original poster: You type like a retard. I have seen retards type in person and that is how they do it. If you want to have any lasting relationships in the future, learn not to type like a retard.

benji:
Hey, um... This is probably not the best site for this kind of thread. People won't take it very well, as you're already seeing. You may want to find more of a teen advice board.

And guys, he's 14 and excited about his first girlfriend. Romance + Youth = unfortunate choices sometimes.

To your question: you're doing fine. She was probably ignoring you because she's as confused as you are. It will take some time to redefine the boundaries of your relationship. Take her to the movie. Buy her some pop-corn. Hold her hand. Tell her that you "had a really good time tonight." Even if you didn't.

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